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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do u call a kid at school a school kid and i have enough of these anti jokes they are not funny

Then I contracted bronchitis from the smoke. Unfortunately I don't not have time to visit a doctor to mend this debilitation. In fact, nobody does.

Roses are bitches Violets are two, your mother is a bigger bitch then both

Why did moral man lose his superpowers? Because he read the pointless superpowers section and realized its pointless... Moral: yeah this is my power... :(

what do you call a black guy with a bachelor's degree? by his first name, "Carl".

Doctor! doctor! I feel like a bridge! That's the least of your problems you've got cancer by ndc

9/11 jokes are just plane wrong

What did the jewish man say to the Irish guy at the bar? Are you Irish?

A man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What can I get for ya?" The man replies, "A beer."

Why did the middle-aged lady have a heart attack? Years of heavy smoking, alcohol abuse and lack of exercise had taken its toll on her body, causing it to age prematurely. @JWest

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar and the bartender says: "Where would you like to sit, gentlemen"?

Roses are red, violets are blue, your Mom is a fake, she adopted you!

This planking craze is really taking over... my elderly nextdoor neighbour has been planking in her garden for three days straight!

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

What did the Asian man say to the taxi driver? Diarrrhea

Yo mama is so fat that her doctor advised her to get some exercise or risk developing a heart condition!

A white man walks into an elementary school. He was the teacher.

Q: What did the clam say to the postman? Moral: "Hey its me the worlds only talking clam! How you doing dude!"

whats shaped like a tree. A tree.

A man goes into a bar. He leaves drunk and beats his wife to death and burns the house and kids.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

whats worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

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