- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill a cripple? You bite its fucking face off

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? getting your ball sack ripped off with a grapple hook

Why did Valter fall of the swing? Because he didn't have any arms Knock knock Whos there? Not valter

Why did Tim fall out of the window? Well... he didn't exactly fall... I pushed him

How do you make a white girl commit suicide? Bully her.

A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

A man takes a bite into a tuna casserole and burns his tounge. He is also a hermaphradite.

Why did the man not get his licence He was blind

what do you call a man with one leg? whatever his name is.

u are so............................................................................................................................................................................................gay

Periods are red, waffles are blue, some poems rhym, this one doesn't.

A blonde walked into a hair salon. She got her hair dyed black, as she is sick and tired of jokes that scrutinize those with blonde hair.

Did you hear about the guy that had his entire left side cut off? He's all right now. Dead but all right.

If a tree fell in the forest, and no one was around to hear it, would you like a cupcake?

Why did the bear turn red? Because I fucking stabbed it!

Knock Knock Who is there? Orange Orange who? Orange-Banana

Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting cow wh- SHUT UP!

why cant little timmy ski? he was born without legs.

Why did the man cry himself to sleep at night? Because the doctors gave him 3 months to live.

What do you call a mailman who doesn't deliver mail? Unemployed

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

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What did the hand say to the face? Nothing because body parts cannot speak.

What did the clock say to the book? I have no batteries.

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