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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When ducks fly in a V formation do you know why one side is longer than the other? Because there are more ducks on that side.

When an anvil and a feather are dropped off a building the anvil will hit the ground first because it's heavy

Your mom is soo black , she can go naked to a funeral.

what's the only thing funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? The look on the mom's face.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had gotten out of its coop.

A Jew walking in the street sees a homeless person asking for charity. He reaches to his pocket, grabs a penny, greets her with a nice smile and gives away the penny.

why was the asian kid the only one to get an A+ in the test? He spent the longest time studying and was therefore better prepared than the other students.

Why did Dom move to Wales? Because he is poor!

What color do you wear if you're in the NAVY? Beige, white, sometimes camouflage - really, it depends on your rank and the situation.

How do you fit an elephant inside your car? I don't understand why this task would even need to be performed. I have never arrived anywhere in my car and thought "Sure could use an elephant right about now..."

What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? More than 6.

2 biggest lies I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service and That baby dont look like me

How can you tell if a duck is behind you? Turn around

rose's are red violets are blue I have touretts blblblblblblblblbbl

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the dead one.

what's the difference between a black man and a tricycle well the black man's a human

A black man and a Mexican man are in the back of a car. Who's driving? Not enough information to answer this question.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Because her mother inadvertently left the gate open while gardening.

A mother and her child run into the store... The mother opens the door, so the child does not run into the store again.

Friend: Hey dude, you wanna come to my house after school and do some Meth? Other Friend: Nah I dont wanna get scabs all over my skin, disgusting teeth, and im not in the mood for dying early. Im good here.

Windows are likes prostitutes. You can have two in the front and two in the back!

A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The rabbi survives.

whats worse than 4 dead monkeys? 5 dead monkeys.

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