- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your family tree is like a cactus, its full of pricks. ;P

How do u save a black person from drowning? Take ur foot off the back of there head

How do you make Jacob cry? Take away his xbox

guess what what ...

What's worse then 1 bee sting? -2 Bee stings. What's worse then 2 bee stings? -The Holocaust. What's worse then the Holocaust? -3 Bee stings.

asians have slitted eyes lol

Why does the fat kid no longer have friends? He died after falling out of a tree.

Q: How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: 1, idiot.

What did the no-arm, no-leg, paraplegic orphan with cancer get for christmas? Pregnant.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? No. Oh don't worry then.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Sandwich.

Q: What do you get when you mix root beer with a cloud? A: Nothing, you idiot.

Roses r Red Violets r Blue I'm schizophrenic So am i too!

What did the leper say to the prostitute? "How much?! No thanks, I think I'll shop around."

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

why does chuck norris not have a middle name? because his parents didn't want him to have one.

What did the one midget say to the other midget? We r both small

What is stupid and looks like you? You.

Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? A: "Here come the elephants over the hill!"

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are the same.

Why don't Catholics allow people to wear condoms? Because they get stuck in the alter boys braces.

why do black people like watermellon? becasue it is a delicious red fruit at a wonderful price

Your mommas so fat she jumped into the ocean and immediately had to start swimming.

Why don't some black men have jobs? Because they won't work

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