- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead.

Q: Whats more funny than a pile of dead babies? A: The one in the center eating its way out

why did the crops die? because a deranged clown sprayed them with liquid nitrogen.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? The pilot. You racist.

Roses are red Violets are blue The other color on our flag is white I'm an American and rhyming doesn't matter

You know what's real bullshit? That stuff that comes out of a bull's ass.

I was there when Lebron James hit a home run to win the Super Bowl.

What did the lady say to the boy who's parents just died? Haha, your parents just died.

What did the deaf girl get for Christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish

A guy walks into a bar. No one notices he has epilepsy.

Why did the guy go to the store? He really doesn't want you to know every detail of his life.

What do u call something that's sticky and in a stick form? A glue stick :)

whats the difference between a black man playing basketball and a white man playing basketball? They are different races

What do you get when you cross a lion and a tiger? A Ligor.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

how do you find will smith in the snow? look for his teeth

Your momma is so fat, she doesn't have a birthday. She has a birthweek.

I'm called the! no i wish am I left

se* is like math add the couple minus the clothes add the cream and just hope they dont multiply

Why did bethany fall off the swing She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Bethany

what do you do with a fat little chug...kick em in the guts

Why did the black man kill himself? Because he had a very serious case of depression brought on by his recent divorce

What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing, but he did purchase whiskey with the little money he had to drink away his misery, and to suppress his suicidal thoughts that were a result of his alcoholism which stemmed from his father's abusive nature.

Why did Timmy mow the lawn? He didn't particularly like the way it looked Why did Timmy fall down the well? He is retarded and thirsty How did Timmy die? He had stage three lung cancer Why cant Timmy drive a car? He has been dead for three years

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