- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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you know whats worse than cantaloupe? no cantaloupe

A mexican fast food worker accidentally drops a cheeseburger on the ground. Realizing the floor is most likely unsanitary, he throws it out and gets the customer a new one.

You wanna know what's totally out of this world? The moon.

What happened when the Asian girl got a B on her report card? She committed suicide

Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. The first polar bear says, "Pass the soap." The second polar bear replies, "No soap, radio." OMG YOU DON'T GET IT?!?!?!?! NOOB

Why was timmy live on the streets? His parents didnt have the money to abort him!! HaHa

What did the disrespectful cow say to his parents? Mooo. I hate you both

antonio has a penis head.lol

My closet is like the wardrobe to Narnia, accept my closet isnt a portal into a magical world.

Why don't bats have penises? They do. I tried. Menstruation.

A dyslexic man walked into a bra

Why don't flowers bite you when you pick them? Cuz they don't have a brain.

Why is the interesting goat so talented at chess? He's Bobby Fischer's dad.

What did the apple say to the pear? ...Nothing they can't talk...

What would Osama Bin Laden be doing if he were alive today? Drowning

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Your face Godammit!!!

What did the black man say to the white man? Hey, I like your shirt.

Get up Look in the mirror

Yo momma so ugly, she makes french people say "you are ugly" in whatever language they speak.

Your legs are more open than my back door! Which is closed.

What did the woman say when she ate crabs. This smells like my vagina (This women died slowly from crabs)

why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got hit y a car

Q.What happens when Torres scores A. He doesn't

Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up on its own? The kickstand was broken and the child whom of which owned the bicycle no longer had the need for training wheels.

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