What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

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Whats black and can run fast? a panther.... racist

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Hey I Just Met You , And This is Crazy But Don't Text. My Phone Cuz You Stalk Me Daily #Taste_MyCarmel

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What did they do with the drunken sailor? Gave him the sack, which meant he could no longer provide for his family.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There is no reason. Chickens don't have the thinking skills to reason.

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why did the little girl throw a clock out of the window? because she wanted to see time fly

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he had heard this joke so many times that it drove him so mad that he grabbed an ice cream, stepped into the road, and was hit by a bus, purposely adding an ironic effect to his death.

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What did ahmet say to adem...? LEMME SUCK ON THOSE TITS joke made by dark

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The verification for this post was debatable: "Which of these does not belong?" George Bush Barack Obama Bill Clinton Ronald Reagan Head of Cabbage Answers on a postcard please... [L]

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At the Asthma hotline. Caller: Aahhh aahhh *gasp* *gasp* I need you... Woman: *slams phone* DAMN I WISH THESE PERVERTS WOULD STOP CALLING!

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Why did the clock say 10:30? It was a digital clock!

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Why can't Helen Keller read? Because she is dead.

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Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8 knifed 10.

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I slept through the Dark Knight movie....turns out I was pretty tired.

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What did the catholic priest do to the little boy in the Confessions Took his confessions

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In Soviet Russia, man doesn't walk to the bar. The bar walks to the man!

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Knock knock. The door was not answered because, rather than rapping upon the door with his knuckles twice consecutively, Joseph simply said the onomatopoeia verbs vocally. He intended to wish his neighbor and dear friend of twenty years the best of luck with his current situation, as his neighbor had been recently divorced from a marriage of forty-eight years. Joseph then walked home, because intruding upon his friend's privacy would have befuddled him even further.

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How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Depends on the car.

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Why did Gina laugh? Because something was funny.

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How do you find out a chinese's name? Ask him/her

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares

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Why do midgets wear condoms? To avoid unwanted pregnancies and sexually transmitted diseases.

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why did Helen Keller's dog commit suicide? you would too if your name was uuhuhuhduhh

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Why do we have brown eggs? Because black people have sex with chickens

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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