- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What can never be seen by the owner, looks like Jesses mom, and smeels like shit. Jesses dick.

A man is in the desert and he finds a lamp, he rubs the lamp and out comes a genie! The genie says "I can grant your three wishes, for releasing me from the lamp" The man says "I wish I didn't have AIDS".

Why does the Pentagon have twice as many toilets built as is legally obliged? Racial segregation

why does Tom Sawyer like apples? He likes their flavor

don't do anything i wouldn't do first

What did the man say to the prostitute? Can I pay you to come with me to a cheap motel and partake in sexual intercourse with me?

Whats the same between a baby and pizza? their both edible

A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

what looks like a bananna but is blue a blue bananna

Whats Stupider than john? Nothing.. he's certifiably retarded

Red my dear, we are no exceptions.

what did the n i g g e r with alzheimers say to the c h i n k? 9/11 was the funniest fake joke since the holocaust and 9/11 and the holocaust and 9/11... and... what?

Why did the turtle fall out of the car? It forgot to buckle up

Rebecca Black walked into a stadium. There were so many seats to choose from. But, she sat down in the nearest seat she could find and enjoyed the football game.

I viewed the terms of service and did not agree to them.

Q: What's worse than tripping down the stairs in front of a crowd of people? A: The bombing of Hiroshima

What happened to the black man when he was hit by a truck? He died.

Why did Jimmy pass out Cause he drank a full tallboy

So a girl says "I want to be a banana when I grow up". She's set unrealistic goals and her parents fear she may be autistic.

why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he wanted to walk and the road was the only available place to do so

Why didn't Johnny's father come home? He was killed in Afghanistan.

Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

What happens when u mix water and soda? You get watery soda

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