Why did Timmy mow the lawn? He didn't particularly like the way it looked Why did Timmy fall down the well? He is retarded and thirsty How did Timmy die? He had stage three lung cancer Why cant Timmy drive a car? He has been dead for three years

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What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing, but he did purchase whiskey with the little money he had to drink away his misery, and to suppress his suicidal thoughts that were a result of his alcoholism which stemmed from his father's abusive nature.

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Yamum is so poor that she has trouble supporting herself and paying her own bills. Subsiqeunetly she had her electricity and home phone cut off, not that she would have any use for a home phone with her electricity cut off anyway. She sits on her bed and cries herself to sleep each night and has been thrown into depression due to her spiraling financial debts of which she can see no end to. This has led to several attempts to take her own life to hopefully finally find a way out of her misery and debt.

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What did the mute person tell the deaf person? Nothing. Even if sound could emit from his vocals the impaired of hearing person would still be unable to respond unless they have taken classes to read lips. The deaf person didn't take classes nor did the mute person learn sign language.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, when the bass droped, my balls did too.

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A catholic priest and Jerry Sandusky walk out of an elementary school.

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What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table isn't a whore.

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What is pink and smells like tuna? Salmon

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What do you call a yelling, enraged Asian man? A fucking asshole.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite

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Why was the little boy bald? Because he had leukaemia

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Holocaust jokes are in bad taste, Anne Frankly I won't have any of it.

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the teacher enters the room she sits in her chair and yells, "i am your substitute teacher. get out your books and write me a story."

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Waffles ate my grandma

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why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other side

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A one legged man walks into a bar and falls down.

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What did the gay man receive for christmas? AIDS

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Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? He needed money to feed his family and to pay for his daughter's college education.

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What did the fish say after it's head was cut off? Nothing, it was a fish.

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist! Jk a terrorist

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What do you call a black man? Rob

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Yo Momma So Fat!

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What did the blonde order in the restaurant? A cup of coffee.

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What's black, white and red all over? A race war

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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