Why did the pumpkin when orange is not a letter in Spanish? Because moon shoes are der milf

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Q: 1 out of every 44 presidents can dunk, who is it? A: How the hell am i suppost to know

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Your mom is so fat shes having trouble getting into her own pants.

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Knock, Knock... Whose there? panther panther who? panth-er no panths im goin' swimmin'

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Haikus are good poems, They don't always make sense though, I saw a squirrel.

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why was the 6 afraid of the 7? because 7 was a registered 6 offender.

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Why was the black man unemployed? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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Knock knock Get off my porch homo

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How do you make a dentist cry? Kill all his family.

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What is worse that a bee sting? 2 bee stings what is worse that 2 bee sting? Kony what is wose than Kony? 3 bee stings what is worse than 3 bee sting? being allergic to bee stings

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A man questions wether a cat will always land on it's feet. He takes a cat from a pet store and tosses it into the air. The cat lands on it's feet. Startled, the cat runs into the street and gets hit by a car. The man goes to prison for theft and animal abuse.

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A gorilla walks into a bar and gets a banana martini. The bartender thinks that this is peculiar, and then he realizes he is dreaming. He wakes up and tells his wife about this ridiculous dream that he had. His wife ignores him, and the man rolls over and begins to sob because he realizes that his marriage is in shambles.

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Why did the chicken get hit by a bus? He tried to cross the road.

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-How do fit an elefant in a refrigerator? Open the door and shove it in -How do u fit a giraffe in a refrigerator? Take the elephant out and put the giraffe in -If the king of the jungle has a meating which animal doesn't come? The giraffe because hes in the refrigerator -How do u cross a lake where aligators and snakes live? U swimm because they're at the meeting

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What do you call a jew in an oven? A safety hazard

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Why can't Scrillex fish? Because He is too busy to practice fishing.

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A duck walks into a bar- nope, just chuck testa...

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Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

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Well, I feel that I've stepped outside my comfort zone.

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What's red and every where? A bloody soldier who just stepped on mine.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's

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A fish walked into a bar. Actually it didn't, since fish can't walk.

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Who is Dank? A: Billal

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Q:Why are dinosaurs extinct? A:Well there are two reasons the first being a giant meteor struck the earth killing all the dinosaurs. The other reason you touch yourself at night.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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