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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red poo is poo

Two Mexicans were sitting in the back of a car. They were carpooling to save gas.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse being a horse and doesnt understand english is confused and scared by its surroundings it gallops away knocking over a few tables.

How many midgets does it take to change a light bulb? If you do the math, it's probably one.

Knock knock. Who's there? The IRS, please get out of the way.

There are 2 cannibals eating a guy well one starts at the head and the other one starts at the feet the one at the head says to the other on how you doing down there and he said ohhh having a ball you!!!!

What is the difference between a Nigga and a bucket of shit? ....The bucket.

Roses are red... Violets are blue... I have Alzheimers... CHEESE ON TOAST

What does a black person and ebola have in common? They both kill people

Rose: Mom, why was I named Rose? Mom: Because when you were born a rose petal landed on your head. Rose: Than why is my brother named Brick? Mom: I liked the name.

A man walks into a bar. Three weeks later he gets a liver transplant.

Two homosexuals are making love in the kitchen. One leaves for a bit and says, "Dont finish without me." Upon returning, white goo is spattered across the floor. Concerned that the clumsily dropped icing may stain, they promptly clean it.

would you rather harry styles my dick have harry styles suck my dick or both of you style on my harry dick?

Why did the boy wipeout on his bike? An old man threw a snake in front of his tire

Your mom's so fat that she is going to contract heart disease by age 30.

Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

How did the corpse cross the road? They can't cross the road they're dead.

No really, try this: You: Say "knock, knock" Your friend: OK, knock knock You: Who's there? Your friend: ...... [this awkward pause makes evident the fact that it has now dawned on your friend that he has to generate content for a joke that he wasn't telling in the first place]

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car. -Tag

How many athiests does it take to change a light bulb? One.

What happens when you drop a glass of milk? It hits the ground and breaks, depending on what material the glass is made of, acrylic glass or plastic, and the softness of the floor you drop it on,

What's one plus one? 2. Two legit, two legit to quit, hey, hey... What's one plus two? 3. Easy as abc, 123, abc, baby you and me. What's one plus three? 4. hes a jolly good fellow, for he's a jolly good fellow.

Why did the Old man die? He died of old age.

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