An asian walks into class to take a math test. He did not study and consistently misbehaves and promptly fails.

How do you kill a black person? Make them skydive 10,000 feet in the air without a parachute

What do black people and bananas have in common? 50% of their DNA

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She got shot in the head by her drunk step-dad.

What's worse than getting AIDS? shaking hands with a liberian doctor. Knock Knock Who's there? Ebola

What is long, hard, cries a lot, and can't fall down a man-hole? A baby with a javelin through its neck.

Why doesn't the little boy talk to his mom? Because she smells like barbecue sauce.

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen? Probably around seven.

Q:why did jimmy fall of a swing? A:Because someone threw a fridge at him

What's the difference between an apple and a black person? Well theres a huge difference but they both taste good in peanutbutter

What do you call a penguin sliding down a hill how should i know.

A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink.

james hedge is gay did you know if you look at him you turn gay

Knock knock Who's there? Chicken Chicken who? I can't believe you're talking to a chicken

Two penguins are in the shower. One of them asks if he can have the soap. The other responds, "What am I, a telephone?"

Why cant the asian find his family? His eyes were too squinty

What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

What happened when the man fell off the boat? He went into the water and was viciously mauled by 5 alligators then ran over by another boat.

Did u hear about the jew that bought something not on sale? Neither did i.

I have a friend named Dave, he lost his ID and now we call mim Dav

really? are people insistantly so totally stupid? Now read that again and you may notice something. :P

A boy plays in his garden. Then he fall and his knee hurts a lot, but he doesn't cry. Do you know why? Because he's dead.

your moma is sao fat that she is gay . nope im sorry thats just mean.

what did little johnny get his grandfather for christmas?nothing his grandfather died on thanksgiving

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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