A paraplegic walks into a bar.

You're rowing a canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a dog house? None because icecream doesn't have bones.

What is worse than being paralyzed from the neck down Nothing

Why did the boy jump of the cliff? He was following the others

What do you call a cat with 1 eye, 4 legs, and its tongue out? Road kill.

What did the squirrel say to Justin Bieber? We both enjoy nuts.

Q: How many Jewish people can fit in a four door sedan? A: 4, or possibly 5, depending on the sedan's optional seating, and depending on whether the gentleman are comfortable enough with each other to scoot closer to allow a 5th friend to join in.

Why was the nympho sweating in the park? Because they were having sex on the bench.

How many apes does it take to put in a light bulb 3

How do you get a blonde to tell time? By asking her what time is it.

Why couldn't the bunny hop? Because it lost both it's legs

What do you say to a girl with two black eyes? Nothing you haven't already said twice.

Gorillas are black, Roses are red, Were out of milk, GET THE F**K OUT!

Why was the girl running? She had to catch her bus.

If I earned a dollar for every time you've said, "I'm too old for this sh*t," I wouldn't have made very much money. You are a giraffe.

What would Hellen Keller say to Obama? Nothing she can't speak.

Q. How many trees does it take to change a light bulb? A. Trees can't change light bulbs.

What did the boy with cancer get for his birthday? Roses on his tombstone.

What happened to the old man at his suprise party? He died from the shock.

Jerry: Why arent you talking to me Seth? Seth then explains using sign language that he was born mute and is offended that Jerry keeps forgetting. Then Jerry uses sign language to say" **** off i have alzheimers!"

what's worse than pie? alot of things.

A blind man walked into a bar. Quite literally.

,What would you call Morgan Freeman if he was White? Morgan Freeman

What happens to a blonde girl who is buying drugs off of a drug dealer? Nothing, she was an undercover police officer trying to arrest said drug dealers on the street.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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