Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Have 5 Fingers The Middle One's For You!! :D

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What do you do when you have a baby and your being shot by a terrorist. You use the baby as a shield.

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People who do not realize the concept of this website, and write real jokes on it.

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I dream of a better tomorrow, where chickens can cross the road without their motives being questioned.

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what is so funny about billy? nothing he is dead and if you laught at him you are the biggest jerk by: Brennan pickrell

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I EAT YOUR SOUL. NOM NOM.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Once there was a giant Pringle. His family was dead, his wife committed suicide. So one day he was walking to work, when he met a genie! The genie granted him three wishes. The Pringle's first wish was to have lots of money. His second wish was to have his wife back. Before he could complete his wishing, he awoke in a hospital where he was hooked up to life support and was in severe pain. His wife wasn't really dead, but he was out drinking and accidentally walked across a motorway and got hit by a huge lorry.

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What do you call a duck playing a trombone? Hallucinations

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She was too tired and was afraid that if she got behind the wheel it might cause her to fall asleep at the wheel which would result in an accident.

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wake n shake = wake up and masterbate to a picture of drew e mom o.O

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How do you get a black man down from a tree? Cut the rope!

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You know whats better than cold pizza? Winning a nobel prize.

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why was the fork in the wall? Why would a fork be in a wall?

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american idol

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One walrus says to the other, "Why are you shaking like that?" The other walrus says, " I've been addicted to ectasy for three years. It's ruining my life."

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poems... Nice tits

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

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Why did Larry fall off his bike? He was hit in the head with a brick...

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Where did sally go during the bombing? Everywhere.

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Whats gay and smells like paint? A gay man covered in paint.

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why did the boat crash? a tomato was driving

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Haikus are simple but sometimes they don't make sense refrigerator.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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