How do mummies keep there secrets wrapped up? They are dead.

Whats brown, sweet, and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Elise's parents have four children. The first's name is April, the second's name is May, the third's name is June. What's the fourth children's name ? July. Elise is adopted, and thus does not count.

What do you call flashlight in an Asian kids room what ever the brand is

A man walks into a bar and sees a man with a big orange head. The man asks the bartender, "Why does that guy have a big orange head?" The bartender replies," If you buy him a beer, maybe he'll tell you." So the man buys a beer and gives it to the man with the big orange head and asks why he has a big orange head. The man says, "One day I found a genie and my first wish was to be the richest man in the world, my second wish was to be married to the most beautiful woman in the world, and for my third wish, I told the genie,'Ya know, why don't you give me a big orange head."

Nebraska the farmland its the only place for me!! I love the corn and the corn loves me!! I live for the corn and the corn lives for me!!

Doctor Doctor I keep thinking I`ve got a car behind me. Don`t worry about that you have aids.

Why was Mary mucky? Because she was dragged to a field and raped

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

I have a dirty joke. Yesterday I fell in the mud.

what did the hobo as the other hobo? do u have any cheese?

"Knock Knock" "Just ring the bloody bell for once!"

Why did the boy get coal in his stalking. Cause he wants to be a geologist and that's what he asked for.

Q: Why was the old man sad? A: Because he has a quarter super glued to the bottom of his foot

What's the same between a grape and an airplane? they both have wings but the grape doesn't

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

what is the meaning of life? i dont know, but im fairly sure its not 42

Why did the little girl have grass stains on her white dress? Because she was dragged into the forest and raped.

:)Knock Knock :(Whose's there? :)None ya :(None ya who? :)None ya dam business.

What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Nope! Chuck Testa.

What happens when you tickle a rabid iguana? It bites you and you die.

what did the boy say to his mum when he got home from school nothing he has no tongue

Why aren't there Olympics in Mexico? Idk Because everyone that can run jump or swim are already across the boarder.

God is real.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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