- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What state is high in the middle and round on both ends? Onorth Chiarolinao

Why did Jim get hit by a train? Because he was standing in the tracks.

how many people with ADHD does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house. knock knock..... who's there? the chicken

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The schoolboy said to the bus driver, this is my stop the bus driver replied "no, we have a while to go yet"

Why should you never attempt to rob Chuck Norris? Because he will beat you up as he knows self defense.

I'm not one to tell gay jokes So I won't

A penis walks into a bar..

Roses are red, Violets are red, I have a dead body, What do I do.

what did Tim do when he got married? He kissed the bride Mecheoo LOVES ASS

A guy forgot his 20th wedding anniversary. His wife was really mad, and said that she better have something in the driveway that goes from 0 to 350 in 10 seconds, and he quickly pulled out an AK-47 and murdered her violently.

2 penguins in a tub. one looks to the other an says, "pass the bar of soap." the other looks at him.."what do you think i am, a typewriter?"

The only time when white and black are together When I've just taken a shit! ?ttis

In 2030, what will most people be doing for a living? Using food stamps.

Two muffins are in the oven. They don't say anything because muffins can't talk. The end.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I was raped when i was little.

What do you call cheese that is not yours? It depends on the type of cheese.

Q: Why didn't the bunny eat the carrot? A: The bunny didn't have any carrots. Poor bunny.

Why was the giant centipede full? Because it just ate half a dozen purebred golden retriever puppies by hiding all day in the poopy newspapers and emerging at night to eat the defenseless baby dogs in their sleep. BUM BUM BUM KSSSH!

What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

How did the fireman get to the police station? He massacred his wife and children.

what dyu call a bunch of white guys on a bench? the NBA

why did the blonde put on a coat? because she was cold.

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