Tony Romo

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Why didn't Josh go to school? On his way to school, a majestic flying homeless man hit him in the head with a sea cucumber.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? ...Neither have they.

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What's the difference between Amy Winehouse and Michael Jackson? Spelling.

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What's funny and old? I really do'nt know

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A little girl was curious about where people come from so she asked a very controversial question. Girl goes up to her mother and ask "Mommy, where do babies come from?" Mother replies "Ask daddy." Girl says "Daddy, where do babies come from?" Father replies "Ask the dog." Girl then goes up to her dog and says "Doggy, where do babies come from?" The dog doesn't reply because it's a dog.

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Life is confusing. Really how so? He just walked up to me five minutes ago with a pair of socks taped on both sides of his face saying humanity is screwed and ran off after peeing on my carpet.

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roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, some dont

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The baby started screaming in the dead of night. It woke up his mother, but his father did not be woken by it. why? Because the father left the mother some time ago, and emigrated to Australia with a new girlfriend, who is incidentially a model, and therefore he could not have heard hs child scream whilst on the other side of the world. His new girlfriend dosen't like him.

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A man is walking on the beach and discovers a lamp in the sand. He takes it home to polish it. Eventually it looks like new and he gets a fairly reasonable price from an antique shop.

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Why did the plane to New York not land? It was redirected to Boston because of inclement weather.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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knock knock who's there ... '*Opens the door slowly* SUPRISE BUTT SEX!

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Why does Obama not want to get buried? because he's still alive

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Why did the woman get into a car accident? She was blind.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock...

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Knock knock whose there alzheimers alzheimers who get in the van

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died.

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A man went skydiving and tragically died.

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i asked my friend about the holocaust... umm it turns out hes a jew yaaa sorry then i screamed califona fire asin tits then ran

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What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? You aren't married to a girlfriend.

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How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

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What do polar bears have that no other animal has? Polar bear babies.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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