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Whats the difference between a soccer ball and a baby? Babies cry when I kick them.

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A. Knock Knock B. ... A. Knock Knock B. ... A. DING DONG B. Who's there? A. Me, I tried knocking first but you musn't have heard me, so I rang the doorbell.

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roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, some dont

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An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can’t talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it’s a bird of prey.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? ...Because he was buried in a churchyard.

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God made Coke God made Pepsi God made me, Oh so sexy

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Wanna hear the orphan joke knock knock who's there? not you parents

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Today if my birthday, and I got given the Anti Joke Book! Happiness!

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A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

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Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Niether has he

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What's the difference between Neal Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neal Armstrong was the first man to WALK on the MOON, while Michael Jackson enjoyed touching young boys.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Who Who who? Hoodini

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Why did the water in the lake disappear? There was a toilet at the bottom.

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-Why was little Johnny sad? >Why? -Because he had a frog stapled to his forehead.

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Why did the monkey eat the banana? Because it was sexually confused

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Why did Sarah fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.... Knock, Knock, Who's there?: Not Sarah

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Why did the guy eat pizza? Because he likes pizza.

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What do you call an orange fruit? An Orange.

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Why can Randy Moss Jump so high? Because he trained to jump high.

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Safety in numbers? Try telling that too six million Jews.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Light turned green, indicating that it was a safe and appropriate time to cross

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being black

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Roses are red Violets are blue I love you a lot But you're dead and I have unhealthy necrophiliac tendencies

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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