- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between the WNBA and the NBA? The WNBA features female athletes, as oppose to the males of the NBA.

Who ever invented the "Knock- Knock jokes" should get a "No-bell prize"

Your mother is so obese that she has over the recommended daily calorie intake on a regular basis.

how do you know when you've had too much to drink? . . . when you're dead.

How do you make Justin Bieber cry? You take away his marijuana.

Why was timmy live on the streets? His parents didnt have the money to abort him!! HaHa

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

whats black with purple?nothing no animals or humans have anything like that

Why did the washing machine laugh? Because it took the piss out of the knickers!!!!! :)

What do u firmly grasp and stroke until u can't go any longer? A shakeweight....

Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems nice tits

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs Mat

Your moms so stupid she ate all the food in the grocery store

knock know. who there?.............. whose there?.........whose there!?!?! damn kids

Why did the man eat his own shoe? Because it was a tissue box.

Knock Knock Who's there A serial rapist

What do you call a black person who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

Whats long, green and falls out of trees? A canoe. Why did the old man fall out of the tree? He was in the canoe.

How many vikings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Probably just one, though I'd imagine it hard to teach someone from the 9th century C.E. how to, let alone explain electricity.

How do you keep black people from your Kool-aid? How? You put it in a safe-deposit box.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Why did the cow say moo? Cows can't say anything they actually make noises that humans interpreted as "moo"

How do you stop a canadian from saying eh? Kill it...

Do you know what a rhino really is? It is a really fat and oversized unicorn

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