Evan Ramsey hahaha go CAD

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What's Worse Than Falling Over? .......Rape.

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On a scale of 1 to Chris Brown how angry are you?

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THE LOVE SHACK IS A LITTLE OLD PLACE WHERE WE CAN GET TOGETHER!

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? With a ladder.

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there are three women witch one is married? the one with the ring on its finger

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Why did the blonde go to the post office? Because she received a phone call from them indicating that there was a package for her.

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Whats sadder than 20 dead babies nailed to a tree? The Parents...

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Q: how do you get an clown off a unicycle A:You hit it with a police baton

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A guy walks into a bar

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Q. What do you call an average middle-aged white man who walks into a bar and asks for a drink? A. Not a very funny joke

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Your mom is so fat she is larger then the average person.

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What's sad about four children going over a cliff in a car ? Four children just went over a cliff in a car.

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Do you still got what it needs to become a better leader than me Nero?

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Q:What's similar between a squirel and a eagle? A:Both have wings, exept for the squirrel.

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For Chuck Norris every street is one way his way.

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Q: What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? A: Not struggling with a debilitating mental or physical handicap.

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Why did the chicken go cluck cluck oh baby yeah balloon your mama oops did kangaroo say? I had sex with your wife and stole your car keys.

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What did the deaf man say to the blind man? Probably "Look out for that car," but since he has been deaf since the age of 7, his verbal skills are tenuous at best.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I was raped when i was little.

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a grasshopper walks into a bar the bartender says hey we have a drink named after you the grasshopper says what dave?

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What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Getting voted down to page 4067

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Have you ever tried grabbing a bottle of 7-up free and walked away with it? Moral: If it says its free, its free ffs!

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There was once a Polish man who was extremely sad with life because people always made fun of him. He decided to do something about it. He sat down to contemplate the situation, and after a few hours, he thought, "I have never seen anyone making fun of Italians. So, if I start talking and behaving like them, no one will be able to make out that I am Polish and make fun of me." He went into isolation for three months and after a lot of practice, he walked confidently into a shop and said, "I am a very hungry. Give me some pepperoni and zucchini." Immediately, the man behind the counter said "Are you Polish?" This guy was taken aback and he repeated his request. The man behind the counter said, "Are you Polish or not?" This man was finally very ashamed and amazed at the shop owner's discerning ability and so he admitted to the fact after which he asked, "But how did you know?" The shopkeeper replied, "My grandmother was Polish. I could tell by your accent."

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