- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man running faster than a white man? Usain Bolt

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How do you prevent a drowning..? A: You don't throw the black man in the portwater

Q: What did the giraffe say to the sunflower? A: I like your shoelaces!

Every first letter of an innappropriate body part is how it actually looks like: Penis, Vagina, Boobs

your mama is so fat, she sat on the ipod touch and made the ipad.

What happens if you come across an elephant in the jungle?. You wipe it up What happens if an elephants comes across you in the jungle? Swim

What do you call an armless, legless man hanging on a wall? Art.

A guy reads the bible Another guy shouts "spoiler alert, the main character dies"

Why didn't the man go to work on Friday the 13th? Because he was unemployed.

why did the blonde put on a coat? because she was cold.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What is worse than throwing your baby in the river? Letting Moses out of Egypt

So you're flying around in your bathtub, how pancakes to shingle a doghouse? Airhockey, because pizza bagels can't cry.

What is a gremlin's favorite snack? Gremlins aren't real.

Why does a squirrel have the tail at the back? Because at the front it's the squirrel.

We are unhappy, unfilled because we cannot complete our dream, it is always about us, then again, is wanting the best for others being selfish?

Knock knock knock OCD

An American, a Mexican and a Cuban are in a car. For they are heading to the store to buy groceries and then come home to make dinner.

How did the boy fall off his bike? A fridge was thrown off him

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle.

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are the same.

Did I say twenty times? I meant two hundred, you already know this I gather, but your subconcious understands mathmatics and multiplications at a whole different level because its potential is indefinite.

What do you get if you cross a goat with a horse? Long letters of complaints by animal rights groups

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