What did the group of black men do to the old white woman? Gave her back the purse she dropped.

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Start by getting your fucking ass off this site and get me the fucking money asap yourself! And your contact information! Fuck your "eye for an eye" piece of shit example, I want redemption! If I am to live with self respect after losing a FUCKING EYEBALL! I demand that you lose EVERYTHING YOU HOLD DEAR! YOU FUCKING QUEER HYPOCRITE! And I am not asking that you take away everything, I will take everything you hold dear away from you myself! Then again, why do that when I can get straight to the source and break your spine, and that is just the first step to making you wish you where dead! That you end up begging me for THE SWEET MERCY OF DEATH! Listen, if you want to talk, lets talk, if you claim to be so fucking powerful get on a goddamn jet and get over here yourself, no goons, no "shadows", no "followers" of "your order" when you present it, and "our order" when YOU FUCK UP! Only then will I "listen to reason", it is only reasonable you come out of your fucking hiding place and face me! I wont fight you, I wont kill you, but you better get your fucking face over here yourself.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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There's a donut on a cruise ship and he goes up to the captain and he's like "hey captain can I drive the cruise ship" and the captain goes "nope, come back tomorrow" so the next day the donut goes up to the captain and says "hey captain can I drive the cruise ship" and the captain replies "nope, come back tomorrow" so the next day the donut goes up to the captain and he's like "hey captain can I drive the cruise ship" and the captain says "NO!" and throws him over board Theres a couple on the cruise ship and the man was going to have a romantic dinner with his girlfriend and propose. So he was showing his bestfriend (who was also on the cruise ship) the ring. But was he pulled it out the wind picked up and the ring fell over board. So the man was forced to have a romantic dinner with his girlfriend and couldn't propose. So they go to dinner and the both get crab. And when they open up the crab and guess what's in the crab?! Not the ring the donut!!!

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What do you get when you cross rice flour,vegetable oil,corn oil,cottonseed oil,soybean oil,dried potatoes,corn flour,maltodextrin,wheat starch,modified rice starch,sugar and mono-and-di-glycerides,malted barley flour,wheat bran,dried black beans and salt? Pringles,Multi Grain,truly original

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A man wearing a 'What Would Jesus Do' bracelet and a livestrong bracelet goes up to a blind kid and rubs his eyes and the kid can see. The kid was was not used to the bright lights and wandered into traffic, was hit by a car and killed instantly.

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If John has 10 packs of beer and he drinks 8 packs,what is John left with? Morbid Obesity.

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What's worse than strapping 10 dead baibes to a tree? Strapping a dead baby to 10 trees.

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What's green and if you eat it you die? A Biljarts table.

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What's black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

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What did the fat man do? He fell over...

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why were the niggas in paris? rhetorical question. everyone knows they aren't french

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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What did the baby do when it crossed the rode? It didn't get across it got hit by a car.

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Why did the guy eat pizza? Because he likes pizza.

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A horse walks into a bar, and is then put down because of the injuries it sustained from the impact.

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What do a Jew and a whale have in common? They're both Jewish. Except the whale.

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Roses are red Violets are purple, and anyone who tells you otherwise is wrong.

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What did God say to Adam and Eve? Be fruitful

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whats then difference between a jew and a pizza ? A pizza doesnt scream when its put in the oven .

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what's black and hangs from a tree in my garden? a blackberry

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have your test results, You have cancer.

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You tell me. I have amnesia.

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When Hitler was a girl she had hyjenical warts and when she got older she had beast cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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