- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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hey whats your name Im gonna hit you so hard........ that im gonna knock your block off

What did the man say to th tiger? Nothing, a tiger is a dangerous and vicious animal. It then ripped him to pieces. Is family mourned after for a very long time till they came to grips with the death of the main income in their family. Aids

What's read,bubbly and looks out the window? A baby in a microwave

And riiight after you... Hey its always ladies first.

I completely thought you where bullshitting me, how come I never noticed before? How and why?

Why did Lindsay Lohan talk to her car? Because she's insane

Knock knock. Why do you say the words "knock knock" without actually knocking on the door?

Guess what? Chickenbuttt hahahah! lolomfg

Your so stupid that when during your baseball game your third base coach told you to run home, you did. The next day, you failed your test.

What's worse than getting murdered? Getting murdered twice? - Louis

Sarah Palin.

Q- Why did spongbob go to Detroit? A- He didn't, spongbob is not real. And even if he was, Detroit is not a very popular tourist attraction.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the street? A: Because that was the direction it was headed.

While getting Sherrie's Crabcakes I was arrested by Missy Hepp highway patrol.

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot, racist.

Fred: says hi Bob: says shut up why the hell do you have to be so rude!!! Fred:thankyou ob thats better

What do you get when you cross a rooster with a cocker spaniel? Nothing, because roosters and Dog's don't mix.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon... Michael Jackson has sex with little boys.

Why did the cave men discover fire? They were the only humans on earth.

A boy asks his teacher for a eraser....he was given a blue pen. Turns out he was in space.

What's the hardest part about being a pedophile? Fitting in.

Teacher: What is 1+1? Student: 2 Teacher: Next time raise your hand before answering a question.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, why the long face?" The horse replies, "I have cancer."

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