whats red and green and has 8 wheels. a stick

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse then says nothing because horses cannot talk, only humans can talk.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Impossible, fruits to not have the ability to talk.

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"What's black when clean, but white when dirty?" "A blackboard."

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Whats the same between a baby and pizza? their both edible

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic and i am too

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Why did sally fall off the swings? She didn't have any arms. Knock Knock, Who's there? Not Sally, she doesn't have any arms.

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Why can't Scrillex fish? Because He is too busy to practice fishing.

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Stephen Hawking is so paranoid, always looking over his shoulder.

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Who is Dank? A: Billal

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Bill: Wanna know the difference between knowledge and wisdom? Joe: Sure Bill: Knowledge is knowing that an apple is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.

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Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

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What has three legs, one eye, and is green and fuzzy. I don't know. Me either.

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Whats the difference between a bench and a black man? A bench is an inanimate object incapable of speech, emotion, or thought process.

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whats the difference between boyscouts and a jew? boyscouts come back from camp.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor.

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Q: What's worse than ten babies stapled to one tree? A: One baby stapled to ten trees.

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what do u call a black guy who sells drugs a pharmacist

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how do you get a clown off a swing. hit it with an apple in his nuts

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Jake: Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Steve: She had no Arms. Jake: Knock Knock Steve: Who is there? Jake: Not Sarah

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A cat walks into a bar. She belongs to the owner, so he gives her a saucer of milk.

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Why was the white man chosen for the job over the black guy? He had more work experience and was clearly the better suited applicant.

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Q:What did the homeless guy say to the business man on the cell phone A: Nothing because he doesn't want to disturb his phone call

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Why did hundreds ofnpeople die in a plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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