- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the fat man cross the road? Because he felt that being overweight, he had to do something about it and go to the gym.

Where can you find a tetraplegic? Where you left him.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Nope.

Q. want to hear the biggest lie in the world ? A. sure A.I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service

Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication

What do you call a dog with 5 legs? A dog with 5 legs.

Why didn't Johnny's father come home? He was killed in Afghanistan.

If you driving a jetski and the wheeles fall off how many screws does it take to fix the dog house? BLUE PAINT

John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

"knock knock" "who's there" no answer Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, It's not my fault, I found you in a zoo!

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

A lion and a cheetah raced each other and the cheetah won Lion: "man you're a cheetah!" Cheetah: "no you're lion!" Then the cheetah tears off the lions head and feeds it to their babies

Why couldn't the boy in the wheelchair sue the man making fun of him? Because he couldn't get up the stairs to court.

If a tree falls in the woods, how many animals lost their home to deforestation?

An alcoholic walks into a bar.... I forgot the rest of the joke but your mother is a prostitute.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are in a terrible ship crash that leaves them stranded on a desert island. All of their survival supplies sank with the boat so they don't last very long.

Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus? Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of african decent to sit in towards the front of a bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of european decent.

What is annoying and uses another language? Spanish class!

What's the difference between an anti-joke and a joke? The anti-Joke isn't a freaking joke. So stop freaking doing it!

What do you call a jew in an oven? A safety hazard

Why was Blue looking for her clue. She was drugged by a stranger and ended up inside of Mailbox.

How do you poop without it splashing? clench clench, release, clench clench, release, clench, release, clench, release.

There were three men standing outside. They were enjoying the nice weather.

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