What is an offensive way to refer to black people from the time of the Flint Stones? Niggers

What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken

When did Dom become so brave? When he made friends

What do you call a chicken? You say bawk bawk bawk bawk cockadoodledoo

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it looking for food for it was starving to death.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Having a giant, angry ape on steroids rip your heart out and eat it before your eyes as you painfully die from the unbearable pain and rapid blood loss.

What's worse than 50 dead babies stapled to trees? 47 dead babies stapled to trees (it's better if it's a nice, round number.)

Why was the man's foot hurting? Because he was being fed into a wood chipper

A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his access to goods and services and his future options from birth.

Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

Jerry Sandusky walks into an Under 21

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Does it really matter?

NO ONE LIKES RANGAS

Who row's? •Liam Findlay

A man walked into a bar. He has been in a coma for six weeks now.

Q: What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? A: The wheel chair.

What's black and white and red all over? A dead Zebra

Jamie: Peter your hands smell like cows! Jason: eeh no they smell like cows balls

Why did the girl throw away her hairspray? Because she realized the harmful contaminants emitted from the nozzle were expediting the deterioration of the ozone layer thus contributing to global warming.

How do you get a cow off a swing? Hit it with an axe.

Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

An Irishman walks into a bar. He died of alcohol poisoning that day

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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