want to hear a yo mama joke sure Your dad

How do you kill a black person? Make them skydive 10,000 feet in the air without a parachute

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!

Q.If your have $6.00 and I have a hair cut, how many donkeys are in the paddock? A. Aliens with a hat????????????

Whats the difference between Qantas and Malaysia Airlines? Qantas only looses money.

Why the african children was sad? - Because an octopus bite his arm

Your moms so fat she weighs 200 kilograms

Why did the ANTI-JOKE book cry? -It wasn't funny

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

why couldnt the jew play basketball? He was handicapp

What did the 11 year old boy get for christmas? A wet dream

Why did the bus drop his icecream? He was hit by a boy

What do you call a deer in the wild? a deer

Q: What's so funny about medical records? A: You're not the one dying.

What is funny? Your football official having a heart attack

If a red house is made out of red bricks, and a blue house is made out of blue bricks, what is a green house made out of? Green bricks.

What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

Why did Jimmy fall over? Jimmy was hit by a bus.

-Knock knock! -Who's there? -DEFAX.

A family of five sit on a bench, the bench falls the family die.

What word is always spelled wrongly? None of them. Every word has been spelled right at some point.

Why was the black man very rich? Because he was a lawyer who worked hard and was able to provide himself with a steady income.

Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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