What's the name of Hellen keller's dog? She doesn't have a dog, she's blind and deaf and would not be able to give it the adequate amount of care. Additionally, it's morally reprehensible to make fun of Helen Keller.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Daisies are red, OH SHIT! MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!!!

What did the starving african child get for his birthday Ebola

Why is Lindsay Lohan out of prison? No, I'm asking.

Knock-Knock Who's there? Ketchup. Ketchup who? Ketchup-mustard.

A man walked into a bar. He needed 5 stitches.

Shah I'm being chased by a man riding instead a pig in a caravan smoking Apparently I'm a man riding on a pig in a caravan smoking

ASUS Live Update has stopped working.

CUT MY SOUL INTO PIECES MY NAME IS VOLDEMORT TERMINATION YOU'RE BLEEDING DON'T GIVE A F**K IF I HAVE NO NOSE FOR BREATHING

I like my wine like I like my women. Not at all.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind, which both make it very unsafe for her to drive.

if your having girl problems i feel bad for you son, i don't have any.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There is no reason. Chickens don't have the thinking skills to reason.

Sometimes you have to stop and smell the roses. Unless they are next to the trashcan where you put your little sisters diapers

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Even though I can't tell Because I am color blind

Finn: Jake, why can your body do all of those magical things? Jake: What do you mean? Finn: Oh never mind. And they both proceeded to enjoy a delicious breakfast.

roses are red violets are blue i have no money could i have some

Whats the difference between a black man and a paraplegic? A paraplegic doesn't walk out on his family

there are seven of us," reply the babies, "now get us a round of bloody marys

whats worse than a chicken crossing the road 10 dead babies in a bucket

Why did God create Ebola? Because he hates us all.

hes climbing in your window, hes snatching your people up. Hes a fireman.

LIKE FOR GANGNAM STYLE. DISLIKE FOR JUSTIN BIEBER LETS SEE WHO WINS

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he knew that the neighbors wouldn't "touch him there"

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