- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl throw the clock out of the window? The clock was broken, and it was the only valuable object in her possession.

How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

A gay man watches football.

what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

what do you call a gay ginger boy ? Ronan.

Q:how do you save a black guy from drowning A: you shoot him

Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? They don't want to advertise for McWeenies.

What's good about sex with twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

What did the mentaly handycap kid get for christmas. A Bop-It

What's worse than Monkey Ball? Super Monkey Ball. What's worse than Super Monkey Ball? The Holocaust.

What did the chilean miner say to the other Chilean miner? I wish we could get out of here.

Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

who lives a pineapple under the sea? a proper spazztwat.

why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken? That one! Grandma, that's a hobo. Put your glasses on.

A rapist and a little child walk through a dark forest. The little child says: "It's scary here." Rapist answers: "Tell me about, I gotta go back alone through here."

Why did the little girl drop her balloon? Because she was getting raped in the face.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf.

A kid finds a bag of heroine. He is a good Samaritan and asks the nearest junkie if it belonged to him.

Knock knock Whos there? Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Who's there?! "is anyone home this is Helan Keller"

In order to find a woman, you need time and money. Woman=Time&Money The longer you spend at work, the more money you get. Time=Money Money is the root of most problems in the world today. Money=Problems Therefore Women=Problems

cool story babe. now go make me a sammich.

What grows on trees and is woody? Wood.

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