What's the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jew? One comes back from camp.

How babies can you fit in a car seat? 1

when choosing a bedtime story.... jack the rippers life stories is not a good idea... ........................................................................

Why do black guys have ashy elbows? Because of 9/11

Michael Jackson and Barack Obama talked to each other about oreos

Why was the unemployed dolphin trainer so sad? His life has no purpoise. In an unrelated topic, how is he unemployed id he is a dolphin trainer?

Why did the girl stop running? Because she is in a wheelchair and will never walk again

Your moms so stupid she ate all the food in the grocery store

A hooded black man walks into a Convenience store. He orders a cup of hot chocolate as it is very cold outside.

Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Niether did she

A man walks into a bar with a frown on his face His dog just died

What's the difference between apples and oranges? You can't wash a window with a spade.

Whats black,white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

whats the hardest answer ever? The one without a question.

Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

whats long hard and full of seamen? a submarine.

why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

Water is blue. Fire is red. Come on let me show you what happen in the bed.

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

why is a peanut butter and jelly sandwich the same as a tub of fish? they are both food

What happened to the chinese man who walked into a wall with a boner? He hurt himself.

What did the orphan do on his birthday? He burned down his orphanage, he hated the place because he was severly abused.

What did Jamaal say when he was in Walmart? I'm Jamaal and I'm in Walmart.

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