Why did Suzie get raped? because she was out past her bedtime. and the morale to this story is that its funny to be raped.

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so a man walks into a bar..... and says ouch.

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Joe: Will you remember me tomorrow? Mack: Yes Joe: Will you remember me next week? Mack: Yes Joe: Will you remember me next month? Mack: Yes Joe: Will you remember me next year? Mack: Yes Joe: Knock knock Mack: Who's there? Joe: See you forgot me already! Mack: No I didn't Joe, I thought you were going to tell me a knock knock joke. :/

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Q: what's yellow and can't use chopsticks. A: corn

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I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.

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Why was the boy crying? Because him and his sister were sent to an orphanage.

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Why couldn't the farmer drive his tractor He had no arms why didn't he have arms Because he was a potato

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Why couldn't the man ever reach his dream of becoming a professional athlete? He was pronounced with Alzheimer at a young age and could never remember his dream the next day.

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What did the man with one eye say to the woman with one leg at 2 p.m? Good afternoon.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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Man: Am i going to be alright? Doctor: No, you're going to die.

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Knock knock Who's there? A fireman. You're house burned down.

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What do you call a black man a asian man and a mexican man? 3 people

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Q: What did the black kid get for Chirstmas? A: Your bike

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Q: what's green and has wheels? A: a john deere tractor

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Knock Knock The occupant uses their peephole and realizes it is a familiar face then proceeds to let them in.

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Q: why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: He had no arms Q: Why couldn't he get up? A: He died when he hit the ground

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A man went skydiving and tragically died.

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What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

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There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

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What did the muslim do at the airport? He bought a ticket to New York and proceeded to fly there to mourn his brother who was killed during the terrorist attacks on 9/11.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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There's a blind man walking on the south coast of England. He walks off a cliff.

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What did the black man say when a blond walked into the bar? " Hi Molly"

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Anti Joke

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