Why was the black guy homeless? because he has been affected severely by the credit crunch, been made redundant and had his home repossessed

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what did one dog say to another dog? ....nothing, because they can only bark.

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DEAD ON KANE ITS BEEN ALL YOU ABD CAOIMHIN

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ive been a naughty girl, and i need something to plug my hole. call or text me;) 1 (802) 299-5281

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knock knock whose there? penis penis who? penis want vagina

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How I Met Your Mother, starring Oedipus Rex

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Why is the Asian 2nd grader sad? Her best friend was diagnosed with breast cancer. She has 3 weeks to live.

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What's the difference between Paris Hilton and a cow? Cows are ruminants, meaning that they have a digestive system that allows use of otherwise indigestible foods by regurgitating and rechewing them as "cud". Paris Hilton, on the other hand, is a human being. Therefore, her stomach digests the bolus (masticated food) only after it has exited the oesophagus into the body of the organ, where it is digested into chyme and then passed through the pyloric sphincter into the duodenum.

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A man walks into a pizza place and orders a pizza. When he got the pizza, he saw it had pepporonis on it. He liked that, so he ate the pizza.

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Bitch

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Q: What's green and has four wheels? A: A green car.

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whats worse than unloading a truck of dead babies with pitch forks? Finding one alive

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Why did the lebanese man kill his own family? He had cancer.

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what would u di if u were having anal sex with a black guy and his dick was soooo bi that ir rippped ur asshole? staple it back together

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What's black and white and red all over? A butler with a stab wound.

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Yo mama so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through.

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Why is my son so unhappy? Because I beat his mother violently in front of him

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whats the diferrence between a bush and an old lady? it be wierd if a bush had an old lady.

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Statistically, 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape

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Q: Do you know how to save a black man from drowning? A: No. GOOD!

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What walks on the three legs? Martin, he was born with a tragic birth defect and struggles to make a living.

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Whats orange at the bottom of the swimming pool? A baby without floaties.

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Hey Patrick what am i ? Ebola No im Texas! What's the difference?

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Why did the kid poop his pants? He was a baby

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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