What's worse than finding gum on your shoe? Being molested by a sea urchin.

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Did you hear the one about the deaf guy and the rhinoceros? Neither did he.

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Why was the fat man crying? He was sentenced to the electric chair for a murder he didn't commit.

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A man walks into his cubicle and sits down. After a long day of work, he goes home and happens to die whilst eating dinner.

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why didn't the donkey go to the party? Because, unfortunately he did not have the required linguistic skills to communicate with the person inviting. This is obviously dependent on whether the person who invited him was a human, if it was another donkey then perhaps this would of happened. However, this is also very unlikely as donkeys do not have parties or really communicate

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Why is did the blonde cross the road? She was trying to catch the chicken.

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What did the rapist say to the child? Contrary to popular belief, I am just a kind old man that likes to hand out sweets to disadvantaged young children. I only got dubbed a rapist when a child crawled into the back of my van as I drove off; the fact that his abusive father was the one who raped him is not my fault.

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What do you call a black man riding a bike? A hard worker, he saved up his money for weeks trying to buy a bicycle.

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What do you call two spaniards talking in French. Bilingual.

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what does 2+2equals? i think its 3 but i could be wrong

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What's the difference between epistemological pluralism.

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What did the horse say to the other horse? Nothing, they're both horses

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What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer.

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What do elves get for Christmas? Overtime.

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Your moma so ugly she should go see a plastic surgeon.

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How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

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A black guy and a white girl are having sex. The white girl screams "I'm pregnant!!!!" The black guy says "i'll help you take care of it" "I love you sweetie and nothing will come between us"

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Your mamas so old that she sat next to Jesus in kindergarten?

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Q: Who was the most famous French skeleton? A: Napoleon bone-apart.

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how do you wake up lady gaga? you throw her on the ground.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? ...(No answer)

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Roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, others don't

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What do you call a deer in the wild? a deer

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How did Whitney huston die? By eating a turkey sasandwich and then put a car jump starter in the bath tub.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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