- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their car with a coat hanger. They had left the keys inside and no-one was around to help.

a man walks into the doctors office and says DOCTOR!, DOCTOR! IT HURTS TO BEND MY LEG!!! the doctor replies then dont bend your leg and the mans great pain eventually heals

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Why don't woman wear watches? Because there is a clock on the stove!

If you can fit many clowns in a car and many mexicans in a car...how many mexican clowns will fit?

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he was eaten alive!!!

What's did the lizard cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

Roses are red... Violets are blue... I have Alzheimers... CHEESE ON TOAST

Billy Idol walks into a New York City Bar. He snorts lines of coke with his comrades in the bathroom and continues his night by having sex with attractive underage females

How babies can you fit in a car seat? 1

I don't understand what's so bad about a worm in your apple. Just get the proper software to clean it up, or even better, get a PC

Who was the best Call of Duty World at War Player? A: Hitler he had 6 million kills and only 1 death

Why do black guys have ashy elbows? Because of 9/11

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

what did the chocolate bar say to the ice cream cone? nothing: chocolate bars can't talk

when choosing a bedtime story.... jack the rippers life stories is not a good idea... ........................................................................

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Two in the front, three in the back, and 278 in the ash tray/\.

The First National Tree Bank just closed down. Don't worry it started a brand new branch.

a man was cooking a tortilla. what did he say when he dropped it while flipping the tortilla? oops i dropped my tortilla

What's the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jew? One comes back from camp.

Why did the black man vote for Obama in the presidential election? Every person over the age of 21 has an open opinion to vote for the person of their choice to run as president for a 4-year term.

Spongebob. "Hey Patrick, I thought of something funnier than 24." Patrick "Let me hear it." Spongebob "25"

Water is blue. Fire is red. Come on let me show you what happen in the bed.

Why did the girl stop running? Because she is in a wheelchair and will never walk again

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