roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

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A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says "It's probably not a good idea that your in here, any sudden movements and you could seriously injure somebody. Our beer glasses aren't ergonomically designed for your kind of species. I'm going to have to ask you to leave"

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What's orange, looks like and orange, probably tastes like an orange, and has no brain? Donald Trump

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, why the long face?" The horse replies, "I have cancer."

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Three bitches walk into a bar, and die

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an emo girl walked into a white room

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Teacher: What is 1+1? Student: 2 Teacher: Next time raise your hand before answering a question.

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What's small, furry and looks like a mouse? Most probably a mouse but given the large number of mammals with similar appearances to a mouse it could easily be a shrew, vole or even a rat if you don't know your rodents very well.

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What say the mirror if i look in it,? He died

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Knock knock. Who's there? It's Tyler Oh hey, come in

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What is worse than finding a dead bug in your coffee? September 11, 2001

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What did the boy say to the elders at the senior center? Dayum, you're all ugly!

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how many people does it take to change a light bulb....... none..................its stilll bright

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What's bad about a Hispanic Women and a White man dating? A: Nothing at all really, unless either of them become involved in drugs, alchohol, or unprotected sex, which can ruin any relationship.

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What happened to the plumber payed in gum? His family left him because he was irresponsible with his business

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cock in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

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How many are in a baker's dozen? 12 bakers

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How many ADD kids dose it take to screw in a light bulb? one; the attention deficit disorder dose not take away the ability too screw in a light bulb.

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what is the best way to stand out from the croud? open up your butt hole and take a video for to put on dat jumbotron

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How many Jews can you fit in to a car? Well depending on the car 2-8

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y do black people always have nightmares because we killed the one who had a dream

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Why did the Jew cross the road? Cause the Nazi told him to

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What did the orphan boy get for Christmas? Cancer. What did he get for his birthday? He didn't make it that far...

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what did the older brother do? put on a joke on anti jokes what did the younger brother do ? give it a minus score what did the older brother do ? tell him and then played gears of war 2 (they got gears 3 but wanted to go bakc in time, not like michael J fox in a car with a crazy doctor but as in play an old game)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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