- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? -Because he didn't have any arms!

Why did the math student refuse to do his geometry homework? Straight lines do not exist, so there is no real world application to any geometric shape.

A strange man knocks at the door He's your son

Carlos was on the computer writing anti-jokes. They all scuked.

why did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

I had a terrible childhood. My mom abandoned me before I was born.

Why did the rooster cross the road? To go play with the other roosters.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "We are both lawyers."

Why do dead Republicans float? Their corpse's mass-to-volume ratio is less than the water they displace. It is very sad.

a priest and a rabbi are walking down a road together the rabbi says: so your a priest how about that the priest says: fine ive read the bible a few times good book

what do you call a ginger......... billy and mickee.......

why did the girl fall of her bike She had no arms

What do a black man and a dog have in common? They're both going to die some day.

Q:What is the difference between a Blonde and a Ginger? A: Hair Color

you can either take the test now or on monday. (hand movement)

What does the kid with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A: arms and legs

What's worse than beating a dead horse? Nothing. Beating a horse is just too much fun

What's the difference between two telephone poles? T-shirts! Because motorcycles don't have doors!

What gets you a succesful life and career? Swag

Y did the first squarl fall out of the tree? It died Y did the 2nd squarl fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Y did the 3rd squarl fall out of the tree? Peer presure. Why did bobby fall off his bike? He got hit by 3 squarls Y did bobby die? He got run over by a truck:)

An alligator crawled into a bar Animal control is promptly called and he is released in a nearby lake

This is a bad anti-joke. Just kidding, it's a good one.

how do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The fridge is on its side, the door is torn off, and the ruined food scattered all over the floor. Not to mention there is an elephant in your kitchen.

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