- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black guy lose the race? He toke an arrow to the knee

A horse walks into a bar and orders a drink. What does he order? Nothing. The horse was incapable of speaking English then shat on the floor, kicked over a chair and then left.

Why didnt sally throw out her lunch? Her mom had a miscarriage, she was never born.

A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall?? A: It depends on how hard you throw them!!

Hey, what do you call an absent-minded person? I'm sorry what did you say?

A duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender "Put it on my bill."

Why was Jacob not allowed to play sports? He fell down in the middle off the street and got ran over 50 times and could never do anything again.

Why was the fat man crying? He was sentenced to the electric chair for a murder he didn't commit.

Sam murray got home after school one day, he siad hello to his father and possibly played some Avatar on the D.S

what did Tim get for Valentimes day? nothing, no such day exists. spell check

What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill.

whats the difference between marmalade and jam? you cant marmalade ur cock up a girls arse

What's the difference between jumping off of a 2 story building and a 20 story building? You're more likely to die from the latter.

Why do dragons shoot fire? I don't know, I'm asking you the question.

How do you know if a woman is cheating on you? If you catch her cheating on you

An old asian woman is driving down the freeway a drunk driver merges into her lane. Everyone is ok because she keeps a safe distance behind.

What do you call someone who is bad at hand eye co-ordination? Dispraxic

knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

Why did the fat man cross the road? Because he felt that being overweight, he had to do something about it and go to the gym.

why was the girl raped? she left the kitchen.

How do you stop a baby flying 100mph? a shovel

A man took a crap. . . . It felt amazing

How many fairies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

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