- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats a lion in Antartica? . Dead

What do call the time things don't go the way you plan them? Reality. bitch

Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

One day a young gentleman was walking down the street. He sees a wounded dog laying there on the sidewalk. He goes to tend to the wounded animal. It bites his hand. He rushes to the hospital and tests positive for rabies. The man has to be vaccinated and the dog terminated.

How did the Mexican get into the united States of America? He was an american citizen, just of mexican descent.

Blacks

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quantum physics?

What is the worst joke to tell a Orphan? Knock Knock Who's there Not your parents ( Man than slams door in little girls face)

How many pancakes can you fit into a gopher hole? Red - because ice cream doesn't have any bones.

Why did the tomato fall off the swing? Because tomatoes don't have arms.

whats worse than the black death. Bieber Fever

What did the frat guy drink after he lifted? A various assortment of beverages that were chilled at a cool 66 degrees.

Yo momma so pretty,she gets a lot of compliments.

Why did the old man lose his cane? He didnt. He had alzheimers

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? several.

How many Santa Clauses does it take to change a light bulb? Santa Claus isn't real.

Why did the black man take the watermelon? Because he bought it, and watermelons are delicious.

you are looking on the internet someone falls over and i were shoes and chips prevent world war 2

three white men are running after a black man,, the black man is winning the race

NEVER

Daughter: Dad I have some news for you Dad: What is it? Daughter: I am pregnant Dad: ... I am so happy I am going to have a grandson, my 27 year old daughter just married and now pregnant, this is a great day!

So a man walks into a bar. Unfortunately, he had brittle bone disease, cracked open his skull and bled to death on the pavement.

There once was a man from Nantucket, Who had an average-sized penis he only used during monogamous sex with his spouse.

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