- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass i was lying about the wheels.

What's black, white, and red all over? A dead panda.

whats red, sits in a corner and is slowly getting smaller and smaller baby with a cheese grater whats green and sits motionless in the corner same baby 2 weeks later

What's red, black, and green all over? This is! I only wish you could see it too - the website wont let me upload a picture - but it is pretty impressive! Oh well.

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

why did bob eat the cookie? because he was hungry

Why couldn't the boy talk? He had his fathers hairy scrote was in his mouth

Why was the guy not asleep Because he was awake

on a planet, in a galaxy, far far away... you have cancer

Hey, you why you say poo poo nae nae watch me whip, and do the dougie, and then happy halloween? Potato Salad

Gary: Stick your tongue out and say "I live in a pirate ship" Bruce: *sticks tongue out* "I lib inna pile of shiiit."

How did the Mexican got into the USA? Trough the border.

A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on suicide The librarian gives him permission and he leaves the library with the book in hand.

A black man, a white man and a Jewish man all live in the same apartment block. Which is most likely to be at work? None of them, it's Sunday. [L]

What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? One is a bottom-feeding scum sucker, and the other is an advisor who assists people by representing them on legal matters.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because pterodactyls along with all other dinosaurs have been extinct for millions of years.

How do you piss off a redneck? You wait until he is done fucking his sister and then you steal his truck.

In Soviet Russia, people commonly suffered under the might of the communist juggernaut. It was unpleasant.

If i was gay... I would have strong sexual feelings towards peolple of the same sex as me

what do you call an anoying ginger? jimmy overby

would you rather harry styles my dick have harry styles suck my dick or both of you style on my harry dick?

To mama so old, she might die soon.

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Gary: Stick your tongue out and say "I live in a pirate ship" Bruce: sticks tongue out "I lib inna pile of shiiit."