- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse than ten dead babies nailed to a tree? The holocaust.

A man walks inta pet store looking for a dog. All he finds are cats.What did he end up buying. A weasel

An Irishman walks into a bar. He died of alcohol poisoning that day

How do you get a one armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder, he needs help.

Ask me if I'm well Are you well? No

Why can't you fit 100 oranges in a bathtub? Because motorcycles don't have doors

Roses are red, Violets are red, I stabbed someone in my garden, There's blood everywhere

A couple elopes in Vegas. The next morning while eating breakfast the woman tells her husband she thinks it was a mistake, using her alcoholism as an excuse for her inability to make practical decisions. The man proceeded to cry and called his attorney to arrangea proper divorce.

Comedian: Do you all wanna hear a joke? Audience: Yeah!!! Comedian: Okay! What did the bad comedian say to the audience? Audience: What?!! Comedian: Chicken butt. Thank you, you've been a great crowd. Good night!

Can you spot the polar bear Probably not because global warming killed it

What did the boy with AIDS, polio, one eye and one arm get for Christmas? Cancer.

What did the amputee get for chritmas? A bicycle

Yo mama so dumb she got hit by a bus and didn't know! The funeral was touching and sad. Everyone cried. 2 weeks later..........Johnson ended his own life.......

What does DNA stand for? National Dyslexic Assosiation.

What do you call an alligator wearing a vest? An extremely talented reptile.

Q: Suzy loves apples, she will do anything to get her hands on an apple. Why didn't she eat Tom's apple? A: She ate someone elses apple and then he killed her before she could get to tom's!!!

- i send you a friend request on facebook - okay

Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver

How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

What do black people do with M&Ms? They eat them.

If you had 4 oranges in one hand and 7 oranges in the other, what would you have? Really big hands.

If quizzes are quizical, what are tests? Testicals

What is the difference between Julis Ceaser, and the moon? The moon is covered in rocks and craters, and Julis Ceaser is DEAD

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