- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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chuck norris was shot yesterday... tomorrow is the bullets funeral.

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None they would just beat the room for being black.

What is brown and can't get an erection? Poo

What do you call a fly with no wings? Disabled

woman's rights

Why did the Mexican man grow a mustache? It wasn't his choice. Men naturally grow facial hair and he ran out of razors.

Q: What's worse than getting jury duty? A: Getting herpies from a rabbit

How do you entertain a bored pharaoh? (written in 1600 BCE - Westcar Papyrus) -You sail a boatload of young women dressed only in fishing nets down the Nile and urge the pharaoh to go catch a fish

Your mom is so black, i shot a bullet at her. It came back and said i need a flashlight.

Q: why did the white man buy a burge A: cuz he was hungry

what do u call a kid at school a school kid and i have enough of these anti jokes they are not funny

what do you call a muslim flying a plane a pilot

RECTUM? Damn near spelled "Wrecked Him" the wrong way!

Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? Nope! I'm a person! - SMC Digital

Why can't black people get sunburned? Natural selection allowed ancient Africans to develop a darker skin shade that would counter strong UV rays.

Why couldn't Jimmy ride his bike? Jimmy was a goldfish.

Why was the black man arrested? He was tried and convicted in a court of law for being an accessory to murder.

What did Superman say to Batman when they first met? Nothing. They are not real.

What did Michael Jackson say to the little boys before they came to his house? Get on the ferris wheel

What is green and red all over? A christmas tree that is internally bleading.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead... Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey... Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game...

what do all black jokes start with (look left look right)

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo "who"? Boo Radley. I live down the street.

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