What did the milk bottle say to the other milk bottle? Nothing. Bottles can't talk you silly goose.

Why did Maggie shit herself? Because she saw her son.

Your mom is so fat that she has trouble walking up the stairs because she gets easily winded.

Q: What did the Jewish man say to the Muslim man? A: Hello, how are you today? Nice weather we're having, isn't it?

Knock knock Who's there Orange Orange who Orange

Seriosly. too much sex again?

Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

What do a raven and a writing desk have in common? I have no idea.

why did the man fall down? because he was shot.

Why did grandma drop the dish? She had a heart attack and died, falling to the ground and thus bringing the plate with her to the floor.

why did the baby die? It was hit by a bus and then raped by a seal.

How many babies could a cannibal eat? 132/267 of a baby

what did i get my mom for her birthday? Nothing im selfish

Q: what do you call a mushy green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a school bus and died.

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my Tractor?"

Why did the mailman deliver the wrong mail to people's houses? He's a bad mailman.

What do people call the completely paralyzed man with no eyes? David, his name.

Why did helen kellers dog committ suicide? You would to if you had massive clinical depression.

ur left leg is cristmas nd ur right leg is thanks giving can i vist

A man walks into a store with a faulty washing machine. He provides a valid guarantee receipt at the customer service desk and it is replaced without an issue

Why did the chicken cross the road So he could get back to the farm and lay more eggs

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