What do Selena and Justin, Kate and William, and Barack and Michelle all have in common? Nothing.

What did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware River? "Men, we're crossing the Delaware River."

What do you call a girl with an iq of 13 Dead

a man walks into a casino, it's the third time this week and he's contemplating suicide.

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just two, the mystery is how mice can get inside a lightbulb.

what smells like red paint, looks like red paint and is called red paint? A pear, i lied about everything i just said

what do you call a black guy with a bachelor's degree? by his first name, "Carl".

why did the girl ask for food? because she was hungry and hadnt eaten in days.

what do u call a dumbass phone cia cias phone

human centipede

whats funnier than a black person dieing nothing that is so cruel

your dads so fat, he makes your mom look skinny.

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A new pair of shoes

How can you help Sally who is casually gets beaten by her farther every day? Just give £3 a month to the NSPCC

Why did the little girl only walk half way across the street She fell into a man hole and died

*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word*

Have you heard the one about the Priest, the Pastor, and the Mail Man? -no, how's that go? Oh you haven't? That's too bad, it's really good.

welcome to anti joke.com. you were expecting an anti joke wernt you.

What do you call a black guy doing community service? Someone who wanted to give back. Stop being racist.

Q-What's funnier than 24? A-Most black jokes

If I was in a room with Osama bin laden and george bush, and my friend. And I had a gun with two bullets, I'd shoot my friend twice.

What does a casino have in common with a woman liqur in the front, and poker in the back

What happened to the vegetarian when he tried outdoor survival He died due to lack of energy because of his refusal to eat meat and or any living substance

How many Dead Babies does it take fill a phone booth? There is an obvious epidemic going around causing millions of babies to die. This is no laughing matter and the mothers of these babies are probably going through therapy to get over their lost.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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