What did the man say to the tree? Nothing, he was a mime.

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i need a pooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

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A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar. A good time was had by all, until closing time.

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-knock knock -i'm not at home, go away!

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Ron Sparks.

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Why couldn't the boy talk? He had his fathers hairy scrote was in his mouth

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Q. What you call a Guy with no arms an no legs in the water? A. Bob

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

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Why couldn't the blond dial 911? She lost her arms in a tragic car accident last year

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Your mom is so fat her daily calorie intake is dangerously above the recommended 2000 per day.

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What do you get when two black men walk into a bar? A few salesmen celebrating their recent pay raise.

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What do you call a man with no arms and legs, lying outside of your house? An ambulance, he's clearly in trouble.

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what is the difference between hitler and the jews? They had different religions

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A man walks into a bar, and then a second man walks into a bar. The third man ducked.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Horses that lose Are made into glue

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You no what the biggest lie in history is? Agreeing to the terms and services whenever you sign up for a website

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What did the boy reading a book do?  Well, studies show that reading connects the synapses in the human brain, thus, making said boy reading the book a tad bit smarter.

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What did Raymond say when josh ate him? Nothing because Raymond was dead.

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Q: How man Jews can you fit in a box? A:if your German than you tell me.

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So I was flirting with a girl at a bar the other day when this huge black guy walks up and says "Hey honey". I realized that I still had some un-addressed prejudices in me as he shook my hand, pointed out that it was a mistake anyone could make, and introduced me to a girl he had met at the college he works at.

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In Soviet Russia... ...there are many buildings and landmarks for the viewing.

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-Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? -She had no arms. -Knock, knock. Who's there? -Not Sally.

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Whats yello and cant swim A bus full of dead children in a lake

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What did the fireman say to the people in the burning house I'm going to use this water for my sprinkler rather than saving your lives. I might as well use this for something more significan, like my lawn.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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