- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

Knock knock Whos there? Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Who's there?! "is anyone home this is Helan Keller"

Why did the chinese doctor get fired? Because he was involved in a malpractice suit.

Why did the black man cry and scream? It's anybody's guess. He was having a rough day.

what did the maker of anti jokes website say while reading some of the jokes on here? these people r idiots. and he lived happily ever after. then died. Good one

How do you run faster than a cheetah? Cut off its legs.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your under arrest for drug trafficking and possession of illegal firearms. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say...

If i was gay... I would have strong sexual feelings towards peolple of the same sex as me

i wonder who made this website? a human

Why is Short Circuit the best movie ever made? Because it tastes like lemons

Why did they chicken cross the road? It didn't. A van ran it over when it was halfway across.

Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

Knock knock Who's there? Chicken Chicken who? I can't believe you're talking to a chicken

An asian walks into class to take a math test. He did not study and consistently misbehaves and promptly fails.

Q:why did jimmy fall of a swing? A:Because someone threw a fridge at him

Why cant the asian find his family? His eyes were too squinty

Two penguins are in the shower. One of them asks if he can have the soap. The other responds, "What am I, a telephone?"

What do you call a penguin sliding down a hill how should i know.

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen? Probably around seven.

What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

Did u hear about the jew that bought something not on sale? Neither did i.

What do black people and bananas have in common? 50% of their DNA

How do you kill a black person? Make them skydive 10,000 feet in the air without a parachute

Q: What is the first thing you do if you wake up and meet the entire justice league(!!!) Which tells you that you are the "chosen one" and that only you can save the world once your true powers awaken? A: Increase your schizo medication.

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