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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the cat scratch the person? Because it's mean.

Bala: Brid why don't you drink? Brid: When I was in college I was in students council. Whenever my friends called me during night, I used to go pick them up. Once we were working late in college and in the morning my hair was all ruined...

Your such a whore, you most likely cut your own clothes so people will see more of your body that they find physically attractive and make a partner for sex easier to obtain

What are the first three words in a Mexican Cook Book? Steal a chicken.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, and they don't have to be blonde, anyone can screw in a light bulb.

Knock Knock Who's there? Mormens...

An old man walks across the street. Several cars start to honk in irritation, for they are in a hurry and the man is walking quite sluggishly.

How do you earn a bunch of money all at once? Walk into Hot Topic and say "I have knives for sale!"

youre in a room with justin bieber and a gun with 5 bullets..........

Rylan Clark

A man walks into a restaurant and asks a waiter, "Do you serve crabs here?" The waiter says, "Certainly! In fact, stuffed crab is today's special."

what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? .... a broken head.

Guess what my dad got me for my birthday? NOTHING, he left my mom and I when I was a baby.

My friend is a famous actor. Fooled you! I have no friends.

Q: Why did the little girl fall from the swing? A: Because she didn't have arms. Q2: And why did she fall from the swing again? A2: Because she tried to get on it again.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Jehovah's Witness. Have you heard the word of God?

What did Helen Keller name her dog? ruh-ruh-blah-blah-bluh

What's funny about a small child with no arms, no legs? Nothing.. Nothing at all.

Have You Ever Seen Stevie Wonder's New House? No.. Neither Has He.

why did the car go to the bathroom? it had gas.

i have yougurt mit traktor

What's the difference between a Gay Man and a Straight Woman? Anatomy.

What did the rabbi say to the Muslim? I don't know I wasnt there. But it probably had something to do with their varying religions.

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