- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do a priest, a rabbi, and an asian have in common? They all don't know each other.

One sunny Tuesday morning, Tom and his friends were outside playing at the park. Then, suddenly, a violent storm was rapidly approaching. It was recommended that everyone should seek shelter immediately.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms

are you from hawaii? because your the only ten I see

How many kids does it take to fix a light bulb 5 1 to fix the light bulb and the others to get in the van

Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have to go to the bathroom now...

What did the kid in the wheelchair get for Christmas? AIDS.

Why couldn't Billy see the show? Because Billy is blind.

A duck walks into a bar, clearly ignoring the 'No Ducks Allowed' sign that had been placed in the window to prevent comedic scenarios.

What did the widow get for mother's day? A miscarriage

What did the Scientist say after he created Frankenstein? - I just created Frankenstein.

timmy has no arms knock knock whos there? NOT TIMMY!!!

What's worse than finding 16 dead babies in a tree? Finding 1 dead baby in 16 trees.

How do you get four gay men on one stool? You get three more stools.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Before you sneeze Say PIK-Achoo

A dog walks into a club. Just kidding I hit the dog with a club multiple times, killed it, and went to jail for the murder of an innocent animal.

wanna hear a clean joke? bob took a bath with bubbles. wanna hear a dirty joke? bubbles was a man :) i heard this somewhere and it made me laugh :)

Q: Why were there four married men in one room without their pants on? A: because it was the mens bathroom.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist! Jk a terrorist

A man walks into a bar. Something funny happens.

Why can't the orphan play baseball? He can't find home.

Why did Susie fall off the swings? Because she was hit by a truck.

I wondered why the piano was getting bigger. Then it hit me... I'm sorry I have visual agnosia

What do you call a mexican who works at a landscaping business? A hard working man who is trying to provide money for his family

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