- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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the economy.

Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? Nope! I'm a person! - SMC Digital

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo "who"? Boo Radley. I live down the street.

RECTUM? Damn near spelled "Wrecked Him" the wrong way!

What did Michael Jackson say to the little boys before they came to his house? Get on the ferris wheel

Why couldn't Jimmy ride his bike? Jimmy was a goldfish.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead... Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey... Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game...

Why can't black people get sunburned? Natural selection allowed ancient Africans to develop a darker skin shade that would counter strong UV rays.

If you are swimming in a tree how many dogs does it take to crack a duck? The answer is 4 because nothing rhymes with orange

Why was the black man arrested? He was tried and convicted in a court of law for being an accessory to murder.

Roses are red, Violets are dead, I climbed through your window, I'm under your bed

what do all black jokes start with (look left look right)

What did Superman say to Batman when they first met? Nothing. They are not real.

you are looking on the internet someone falls over and i were shoes and chips prevent world war 2

So a man walks into a bar. Unfortunately, he had brittle bone disease, cracked open his skull and bled to death on the pavement.

There once was a man from Nantucket, Who had an average-sized penis he only used during monogamous sex with his spouse.

What did the kitty say when it's owner called him over? Nothing. It's owner killed him.

NEVER

Daughter: Dad I have some news for you Dad: What is it? Daughter: I am pregnant Dad: ... I am so happy I am going to have a grandson, my 27 year old daughter just married and now pregnant, this is a great day!

How did the boy fall off the swing? He got hit by a fridge

whats funnier than a dead baby? many things. a dead baby is a very sad and tragic thing.

three white men are running after a black man,, the black man is winning the race

Why couldn't Gladice get out of bed? Because she was dead!

How do you fit an elephant inside your car? I don't understand why this task would even need to be performed. I have never arrived anywhere in my car and thought "Sure could use an elephant right about now..."

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