Why did little jimmy fall of the playground? He was blind and wasn't aware of his surroundings

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How do you kill someone? Shoot them. How do you kill someone with a knife? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a car? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a jet? Put the gun in the propeller

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A deaf man is listening to the radio. Think about it.

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How do you kill a baby? You don't muder is a sin and against the law

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There was once a little boy who started feeling sick. His mother gave him some soup. He died anyway.

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A priest a rabbi and the dalai lama walk into a bar. They decided to order the hotwings...... Why do u care??? : )

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Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature. -Louis

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Why did the chicken cross the road To walk back

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Why is it scientifically proven that even Spider-Man would be a match for Superman? Because none exist. Moral: The only Super Hero... not scientifically proven, but I exist so that makes me stronger than both of them!

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How do you know if you have athlete's foot? You ask your doctor, and he will tell you.

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Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

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What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Finding out that your girlfriend is really a drag queen and that that is why you have never had sex. -Harrison

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i have a black person in my family tree he's still hanginh

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Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? There was no cross walk.

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What do an asian, a black man, and a Mexican all have in common? They all belong minorites that at one time have been outcast by society

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Why did the Cross chicken the road? Because it wasn't the way to the Lord

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What did the ocean say the other ocean? Nothing, bodies of water are incapable of speech.

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Why was the girl so stupid? She had mental retardation caused my Down Syndrome.

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what's funnier than AIDS on a holocaust boy? everything. AIDS and the Holocaust are two terrible things.

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You remind me of something What? Monday Why? Nobody likes you

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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What would you call Shaquille O'Neal if he was on the moon? Shaquille O'Neal, or any nickname you may have for him.

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Why was the boy put on his socks? So he wouldn't get blisters.

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What do you call a black man running faster than a white man? Usain Bolt

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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