- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

a chicken walks into a bar and gets drunk. the locals then proceed to tell the police because the chicken was harrassing people after he got drunk

Why is the black guy jobless? He's 3 years old.

despite popular opinion to the contrary you shouldn't eat mercury.

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Whats bigger than a toaster and smaller than an oven? ... ... ... ... ... ... ... .... .... . ... . . . ..... ...... ..... a microwave . ..... . ... ...

What did the Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I don't know. I can't speak Chinese.

What's an X-BOX? A box where you find a treasure

Q:What did the Hulk say before the bartender refused to serve him further drinks? A: HULK SMASHED! Moral: "THE MORE DRUNK THE HULK GETS! BLURRIER HIS VISION BECOMES! HULK IS THE BLURRIEST THERE IS!"

Q:What happened after the snake tricked Adam and Eve into eating fruit from the tree of wisdom? A: Nothing, but the three of knowledge was a whole other story though. Moral Man.

What do call a man with no arms or no legs that sits on the couch? Grandpa after his amputations.

Why was six afraid of seven? Six wasn't. He listens in on women's self defense classes and can deliver a kick to the crotch so hard that it will create for you a new vagina.

What did the one midget say to the other midget? We r both small

What is red and smells like blue paint? Read paint.

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock -Who's there Not Sarah

WARNING: this is a black joke Why does everybody hate darth vader? he is all black

roses are red, violets are blue, open your legs and give me an hour.

How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

Did you know: it is scientifically proven that people who have more birthdays live longer

Two elephants were in a bathtub. One elephant asks the other "pass the soap?" The other elephant passes him the soap and they continue with their bath.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was playing tic-tac-toe with a friend.

What do you call two black people in the same sleeping bag? A newly married couple on their camping adventure honeymoon.

hey whats your name Im gonna hit you so hard........ that im gonna knock your block off

whats worse than one bee sting? two bee stings whats worse than two bee stings? the halocaust whats worse than the halocaust? three bee stings

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