Why did God create Ebola? Because he hates us all.

hes climbing in your window, hes snatching your people up. Hes a fireman.

What do you call a fish with no "i's"? A blind fish.

Did you hear about the blonde that crashed her car? No. Is she okay?

What Would George Washington say if he were alive to day. why are all the slaves free?

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sky diving? I don't know, but that sounds like a highly improbable circumstance.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he knew that the neighbors wouldn't "touch him there"

what did the boy with cancer want for christmas? a gun

An over weight naked black guy walks into a bank and says "give me all your money!"

Mamma why did the kids make fun of me today? I dont know.

What dinosaur makes honey? The Bee Rex.

LIKE FOR GANGNAM STYLE. DISLIKE FOR JUSTIN BIEBER LETS SEE WHO WINS

knock knock whos there cops o shit come on they found out about pot lets go

A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. It's also a bistro, and they have a lovely lunch together.

How many Polacks does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to change the lightbulb, one to hold the ladder.

How old was the baby when it took its first steps? That question is impossible to answer due to the fact the parents had an abortion and the fetus remained unborn.

What do you call a black man playing a bass guitar? A bassist.

Why did the bugger cross the rode? He was tired of getting picked on

why did the man fall? cuz he jumped from a building

roses are red violets are blue heres the oven now where the **** is the jew

How do you drown a black? - pop their lips

what do you call someone who cant breathe? dead

What happened to your face It got hit by a bus By cheyenne

Hey! How do you do a four strand plait? With four strands.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...