- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man commands his dog to sit. However, his dog is poorly trained, so does not.

Knock Knock. Who's there? (knocker runs for life).

Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window? Because it was broken.

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"Why is Barney green and purple?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way."

Just gonna stand there and watch me roar. But that's alright because I am a dinosaur.

What do you call a chair in the middle of the road? A danger to drivers.

Jesus Christ

When life gives you lemons squeeze them at people then run away.

Whats worse then dieing and going to hell? Waking up and going to school.

A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

A family of five sit on a bench, the bench falls the family die.

Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

What word is always spelled wrongly? None of them. Every word has been spelled right at some point.

There's my tractor.

-Knock knock! -Who's there? -DEFAX.

Why was the black man very rich? Because he was a lawyer who worked hard and was able to provide himself with a steady income.

what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

Q:How can you tell an asian has just robbed your home? A: You took the necessary precautions to purchase a very high quality security system and you caught the whole thing on tape, and the man was arrested.

Yo momma so fat that they've diagnosed her with type 2 diabetes and she has an extremely elevated risk of heart disease. You should really encourage her to try and eat better and get more exercise.

last night i was doing some guy in the ass. i went to give him a reach around and the homo had a boner! freakin queer.

What do you get when you throw a piano down a mine shaft? A flat minor.

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