- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Christian man dislike gays? Because Christianity views being gay as a sin, and as a follower of the religion he decided he did not like gays.

What did the cat say to the rabbit? Nothing, cats are incapable of human speech as far as scientists are concerned. Also, the mouse was having a bad day. Rutabaga.

What did peter griffin say to the black guy? Oh you are black.

How did bill lose his legs he got them amputated after contracting a severe case of "INeedToGetMyLegsAmputatedSyndrome"

What do a baby and a slinky have in common? They both bring a smile to your face when you push then down a flight of stairs.

Why did the hooker cross the road? Because was a prostitute

hey babe, are you made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium? because i like people made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium.

Why was Sally sad? She was the only survivor of a plane crash that killed her entire family.

Why did Dracula cross the road? To get to the other unbitten virgin.

The kid was riding a honda xr70r. He got hit by a non moving object and died.

I got pussies, cocks, asses and bitches. In my animal store.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good because it is important to keep food chilled to prevent it from spoiling and wasting you money

Why did the pregnant Mexican cross the border? Nobody knows. She was shot down on site.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

it was 3 am in the morning and i was stopped by 2 black men in an alley. we said hey to eachother and went along

So I was standing in line at the grocery store and this little old lady let me cut in front of her. It was neat.

why does Tom Sawyer like apples? He likes their flavor

Why couldn't the Egyptian pharaoh solve the Rubik's Cube? He didn't know how.

You!!!!!! Cause your whole existence is just one big joke.

If I was in a room with hitler Osama bin laden and Justin bieber and a gun with 2 bullets. I would shoot Justin bieber twice

What's the difference between scrambled eggs and scrambled dead babies? I don't like scrambled eggs..

What did Stephen Hawking say to his daughter? Nothing, his illness prevents him from talking. And letting a high-tech wheelchair make human sounds isn't talking!!!

Why did Sara fall off the swing? -She had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? -Not Sara!

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