- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

My spelling is horrible

Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his mother at the hospital who is dying of cancer.

Why was it okay for the people in the hospital to laugh at the patient with narcolepsy? It wasn't. The patients were treated due to moral obligations. But the doctors that laughed had either been fired or warned, depending on if there were previous reports of exploitation of patients.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They then proceed to bake into tasty pastries which are then eaten for snacks or maybe a light breakfast.

What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I Have ADD ...

Why did the boy break his leg? Because he fell off a building

When Glenn looks in the mirror all he sees is Nicole Sipes.

When did Rick Santorum realize he was gay? When we woke up with a bloody condom in his ass.

A lot eh?

There was a fat man crying. I just told him the local Mc D's was arson attacked.

what are you mike bibby?

what do jews, blacks, and asians have in common? they have all been targets of racism!

What could be worse than a giant paint bubble? The Holocaust.

What do you call a deer with no eye? No eye deer ( get it, it's like the red, necked southern speaking states )

What wuld u do for a klondike bar? Nothing taste like shit.

What did the driver have when he got hit by another car? An accident.

Q.A zebra somehow managed to get out of the zoo and started running all around the town. After some time he saw a zebra crossing(not an original zebra crossing the road but the black and white stripes)on the road.He stoppped suddenly.WHY? A. He was too tired to run any more!!!

"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

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So, I walked into my friends house and MAH DEDDEHS DECK was outside bruh

Your mamas so fat that she went to the doctor and he said she has a very high case of diabetes so now she's trying to excerise more and watching what she eats.

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