Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

What do you call a rapist who uses condoms and excessive lubricant? A Rapist.

That awkward moment when you get in the van and there's no candy.

Why did the little boy stop looking for his ball? Because he found it.

Two elephants were out flying. Then one elephant said to the other: My grandmother has a pink toothbrush!

who is smarter than a human? a nerd

so today, i was walking along, and i noticed that it was sunny outside.

Why do gingers smell so bad? So the blind can hate them too

What happened to the Chicken who crossed the road? It made it to the other side!

What's a pirate's favorite video game? Pirates lived in a time before such technology existed

A life-sized cardboard cut out of Justin Bieber was in a contest with a cut out of Liam Neeson. It was stiff competition.

Why does the pope doesn't use this finger? (raise a finger) That's mine!

Why did the car fall of the cliff? The dude driving the car was driving recklessly.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Sam murray got home after school one day, he siad hello to his father and possibly played some Avatar on the D.S

Yo mama's like Darfur: Everyone feels bad for her, but nobody offers any substantial assistance.

Q: What do you call a pair of dead babies lying on the ground? A: Slippers

Once there was an ugly barnical, He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

What did Aladin say to Mulan? Nothing. Although they are both Disney characters, they never appear in the same film, and therefore never communicate.

Your mama's so fat.... Her cerial bowl came with a lifeguard

Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

Q: Why did the Asian fail his driving test? A: Lack of concentration on the road and low knowledge of functioning a car.

What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Nope! Chuck Testa.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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