Laughter is the best medicine. Not for cancer.

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A squirrel walks up to a tree and says: "I forgot to store nuts for winter, now i am dead."

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What was the black woman doing in the kitchen? She was simply washing her hands after eating dinner.

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What did the rapist say to the child? Contrary to popular belief, I am just a kind old man that likes to hand out sweets to disadvantaged young children. I only got dubbed a rapist when a child crawled into the back of my van as I drove off; the fact that his abusive father was the one who raped him is not my fault.

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Yo mama so dirty when she takes baths there are rings.

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what's worse than falling and scraping your knee? living within a 10 mile radius of a Japanese nuclear reactor

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Why did the cop pull over the car full of black people? Because, they were going 65 in a 35 mile per hour speed limit zone, Which is against the law.

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A banker makes some poor economic investments with other people's money. turns out the people can never get the money back. the banker walks away like nothing happened. the government does nothing to prosecute the man. Somewhere in there his wife leaves him.

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KANE TUCKER HAS A CHODE THE SIZE OF HIS FINGER NAIL

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Whats from Hattersley? Someone who lives in Hattersley.

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Barbara and Martin died in their apartment. The neighbor walked in and found glass and water everywhere. How did they die? -Barbara and Martin were fish.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had bullied 6 and his old pal 21 back in his younger days.

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Emily Scarpello...Fat Couch

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Why was the clock off? Because it was broken

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Who invented chocolate? I don't know! Keep it to yourself.

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Why was the prostitute's throat sore? Allergies.

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What did the baby get for his birthday? An Abortion.

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How do you get a baby to stop crying? Run it over with a lawn mower!

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how do you make a clown sad? you push it off a swing.

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wheres an unexpected place to find sand? a human pancreas.

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Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After being told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, he walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

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Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, most likely nobody

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What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

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Why did the President fall down? He was assassinated. -mattobrado

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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