Knock Knock whos there? a black man ohh ok come in

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The last head of Satan, is oh but what you blamed upon Your faults, Your sins. The thoughts of Madness written here, yet potent enough to cloud Your thoughts.... Wait not forever children of man, as eternity is at its peak, the false prophet IS AMONGST US! But what side is he on? The last ditch attempt to protect humanity from a raging jealous vengeful God? Say it is not so! Say that darkness is not the only thing standing against you and eternal damnation... ...Yet you killed his only true child, you stole his name, his essence... Even his Identity... ...Even the Angels white are powerless to stop him, Your maker, Your true maker, for what is the grief of the holy, from which you took his only son... ...As you celebrate once and once anew... :...Merry CHRISTmas, to all of those of you all now left behind... Celebrate it well, as before the world reaches 2017, is where it all ends...

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What smells like diarrhea and looks like poop? A rotten banana.

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What do you call a cow painted in red a cat ( PS : i lied about the cow + the paint ! )

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ive been a naughty girl, and i need something to plug my hole. call or text me;) 1 (802) 299-5281

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Oracle horacle, you big bloated boracle!

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead are best friends and go shopping together.

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Why did the cop stop a black guy with a Rolls-Royce? Because he was speeding while on his phone and going through red traffic lights.

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How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

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What would you do if Spider Man gave you super powers like his? Nothing. Spider Man is not real therefore you are most likely dreaming and need to wake up soon.

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Why couldn't little Tiffany play kickball with the other kids at recess? I chopped her legs off.

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dat shoe shine tho

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Hey Patrick what am i ? Ebola No im Texas! What's the difference?

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Why is a bulldog so aggressive Because it was raised for dog fights in basements Dog fights aren't right kids, and you should never get involved but if you find yourself in the cage fighting one of the dogs, you should really think about how you got there.

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A man gets a paternity test. It's better than beating his wife senseless due to his own insecurity.

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why do you kill people in call of duty you don't you kill computer made figures

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How could you tell Adam and Eve wasn't black? ANSWER--YOU WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO TAKE A RIB FROM A BLACK MAN. ISSAIAH FROM OHIO YOLO:]

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Whats green and has wheels? Grass...i lied about the wheels

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Why was the drunk person arrested? He said to a police officer "I'm gay, so shut up you b****."

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why was the jew shaking hands with a nazi? they realized their differences and were bonding.

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3 guys walks into a park. Which one was holding the beer? None, all 3 guys were elementary kids

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Why Are Parking Lines White? - So You Can See Them...

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What should you do when your husband is staggering in the back yard Shoot him again

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i am a slasher, a slasher of prices to get to the other side. poop goo goo gaga

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Anti Joke

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