You wanna hear a joke? People that debase womens' rights.

thumb_up thumb_down +40

Knock, knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? It's Doctor Green. I've got some bad news about your test results. Can I come in?

thumb_up thumb_down +40

What do you call a Mexican that sails a ship? A sailor

thumb_up thumb_down +38

What's white and horny? A unicorn

thumb_up thumb_down +38

Why was the girl-scout crying? I hit her in the knee with a baseball bat.

thumb_up thumb_down +36

A man walks into a bar. Oh, wait, no. It was a horse. So... A man walks into a horse

thumb_up thumb_down +34

What's worse than getting dumped? Heart Failure.

thumb_up thumb_down +34

If you spell "ChuckNorris" in scrabble, you get 22 points.

thumb_up thumb_down +34

What's green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree, it'll kill you? A pool table.

thumb_up thumb_down +32

An astronaut and a cosmonaut are sitting in a bar, discussing who was better. The cosmonaut says, "We Russians were the first people in space!" The astronaut says, "That may be true, but we were the first to land on the moon my friend." The cosmonaut turns back to the astronaut and says, "Yes, but we shall be then first to ever land on the Sun!" So, the astronaut skeptically asks, "And how do you intend to do that?" The cosmonaut replies, "Simple.......we will go at night." Thank you to David Cross

thumb_up thumb_down +32

Why did the kid lay down? Because his legs were chopped off

thumb_up thumb_down +32

A man is sleeping and is woken up. What does he say? Why did you wake me up

thumb_up thumb_down +32

how do you stop santa from laughing? snap his neck.

thumb_up thumb_down +32

a blind man walks down the street and trips on an unsuspecting curb he scraped his knee

thumb_up thumb_down +30

what did the unicorn say to the centaur? nothing because neither exist

thumb_up thumb_down +30

Your mommas so dumb she had to climb a glass wall to see what was on the other side! But the glass was slippy so she never saw what was on the other side.

thumb_up thumb_down +30

Why did John get hard? He froze to death

thumb_up thumb_down +28

This is Axel, if you are who I think you are, you are late.

thumb_up thumb_down +28

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple

thumb_up thumb_down +28

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I'm colourblind.

thumb_up thumb_down +28

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Vacuum, purple, zebra.

thumb_up thumb_down +28

I'm rubber and you're glue, neither one of us say anything because inanimate objects can't talk.

thumb_up thumb_down +26

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

thumb_up thumb_down +26

Johny wanted a pogo stick for his birthday. Johny's mom got him a pogo stick for his birthday. The day of Johny's birthday, he fell off the pogo stick and broke his arm.

thumb_up thumb_down +26

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops