A bear walks into a bar. The bear is then shot by the bartender with the shotgun kept under the counter.

Two frogs go to the bar only to leave because frogs can't open up doors.

Pain Olympics.

Your momma's so fat, people make jokes about her.

knock knock who is there who who who your an owl

What does it mean when people say your mom? it means that there name is Hunter

What happens when a drunk driver meets a stoned driver? A head on collision

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bicycle.

Why do zebras have stripes? I don't know.

knock knock who's there? pizza man ok

How do you make a clown sad? You kill his family.

Roses are red, violets are blue When I cut you, you bleed

Why was 95 lb jack able to chug so fast? Because he is a diabetic

What did the guy say to the other guy? Hello.

When does Adolf Hitler get horny? When his hormones start at it when looking at women.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Lebron traveled

Q: Why does the blonde have the biggest tits in the third grade? A: Because she's 21

Whats worse than getting broken into by a robber? Looking at Obama

Why did the puerto rican cross the road? To get back to his country, but then he realized there wasn't a road then fell in the ocean and drowned.

-Knock Knock - no one respond , they were brutally murdered by a drug addict.

What happened to the hungry child? He got out of Africa

did you see stevie wonder's new guitar no neither did he

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus? Trying not to laugh.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven three twelve. Am i doing it right?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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