What did Superman say to Batman when they first met? Nothing. They are not real.

What is white but you can't see it? A bottle of milk around the corner.

what can't see and has four eyes? a blind kid born with four eyes

What is the difference between a black person and a pizza? Nothing, they both taste like chicken

What do the NRA and PETA have in common? Both are prominent interest groups from whom political candidates try to obtain votes.

Why are leprechauns so happy? The grass tickles their balls

What's the hardest part of the pizza to eat? The motorbike.

What would Hellen Keller say to Obama? Nothing she can't speak.

Knock Knock Who's there? The KKK, got any blacks?

Why do black people make the best milkshakes? because they use the finest ingredients

What happens when a plane with 2500 people on board crashes? There were only 165 seats.

What do a turtle an a bird have in common? They both fly except the turtle

what's worse than pie? alot of things.

Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have amnesia, i'm Skepta

Q: What did the dragon say to the other dragon A: Nothing they did'nt exicest.

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michelangelo.

What isyellow and can't swim? a bulldozer

What did the orphan do on Mother's Day? He went to the cemetery

I'm winning at Scrabble.

Why didn't bob like night clubs? He was epileptic

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 beat the crap out of 8.

My brother is crazy... crazy like a fox! I caught him eating a Possum on the side of the road yesterday.

Knock Knock. You don't have a door.

What did George Washington say to Genghis Khan? Nothing they are both dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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