- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Jim not go to the park and play football with his Dad today? His dad got hit by a bus and lost his legs

What's a vampire's favorite dessert? Vampire's don't exist What's Helen Keller's favorite dessert? Helen Keller doesn't exist

Why did the chicken cross the road? Ok

Why can't Benitio Mussolini win the war? Becuase he's dead.

The only positive thing in my life, is the HIV test! Lymmel

You know what sucks? A vacuum.

Why did the boy fall off the bike? Because he was a paraplegic.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Walt dies in breaking bad.

Q: How do you make a plumber sad A: you kill his family lolololololololololol

Where did Sarah go during the bombing? Everywhere.

Roses are are red Violets are blue I just ate a crockpot!

What's the diffrents between a horse and a zebra? WELL clearly there names duh.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a baby in your closet.

When I see the Viagra commercial telling you about all the side effects and they say "if you have an erection lasting for more than 4 hours, call a doctor." If I have an erection that lasts that long, I'm not calling a doctor. I'm calling my mom; who I always call when I'm sick.

When life gives you a hamburger, you know you're at Mr. Life's Hamburger Stand on 8th Avenue.

Q. What did the blond say when she woke up? A. I don"t know. I wasn't there.

What is the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is a piece of wood, while the black man is a human being.

Whats black and blue and red all over? An infant after its been beaten with a bat.

what did the cat say to the potato? meow

Why did Little Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

How many black people does it take to for there to be a murder? None. A murder is a group of crows,not black people.

Have u seen Ray Charles' piano "no" neither did he

Joseph Coney could die... or worse... he could do anything but that....

why did the chicken eat chicken noodle soup? Because he killed his brother.

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