- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Hold on Im pooping.

2 men walk into a bar, the 3rd man ducks and ask them if they're ok

Betty wanted to see time fly so she threw her alarm clock out the window. Shortly after, her mother grounded her as it was quite expensive and she had become less punctual without it.

How did the chicken cross the road? Assuming the vehicles yielded to the chicken, it looked both directions before crossing then proceded across the street while staying between the crosswalk lines until it had reached the other side of the road.

What happened to the Asian who ran into the wall with a boner? He ejaculated his sperm, impregnating the wall. The wall went to the authorities, and the man was charged with rape. He is now serving a 10 year prison sentence, with no possibility of parole.

How did the hillbilly fix his PC? He brought it to Wal-Mart and got a diagnostics from an expert then installed anti virus software.

What do you get when you see a black man writing? A man devoted to getting a education.

Q: what do you call a much green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

Can you get me a stapler,but make sure it has staples or else I won't be able to staple anything

dylan wishes he could come up with funny jokes. but that is impossible for a man trying to bat with a .5inch ****

What do you call a black man in church? Religious

The one under this is a fake. i wrote the real one

My dog dumps in my house she looks at me and says rut row

Roses are red, my name is Dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave

A bar walks into Chuck Norris.

Q: Whats more funny than a pile of dead babies? A: The one in the center eating its way out

Whats included in over 90% of all car crashes? A Car

Sarah: Knock knock. Jim: Who’s there? Sarah: It’s me, Sarah. Open the door. Jim: It’s me Sarah open the door who? Sarah: Please Jim, it’s freezing out here. Jim: That wasn’t a very funny joke, Sarah. Sarah: Shut the fuck up and let me in. Jim: Ok.

A bartender walks into a bar. I know what you're thinking. You think he works there but that is not correct. He works at a different bar. Anyways, he buys a few drinks and leaves. He was impressed with the service.

Hey! You wanna' hear a joke? Black Freedom

Your momma is so ugly that when she stepped on the mirror, it broke.

What did the hooker say to the black guy? How long do you want it for?

what do you call a dumb blonde with no arms? Her name because she will not respond to anything else

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was died...

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