What happened to the little girl who fell into the lake? She was rescued and made a complete recovery.

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Yes, I did not begin this alone, but things got complicated, you know who Alex Knight is right?

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What kind of Mexican makes no money? A Mexican without a job.

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you got Lady Gaga, Taylor Swift, and Reese Witherspoon. Which do you think is more succesful

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The people who posted those extremely long "jokes" down there have no life.

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What does Michael have in common with NASA? Not a lot.

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yo momma!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

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Knock Knock Who's there? A Crazy Rhinoceros

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Why from a friends phone? I demand a full explanation, here, you got my number, you got my home address, and who the hell was that crying little bitch on the phone? I got friends in the UK which owe me some money, and nothing to lose, if I have to take care of you before you take care of me and even possibly my wife in the crossfire, I will take you down and everything in my path! Moral: Got ya!.

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why was the little boy screaming. he realized he was an asian

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The neighbours challenged me to a water fight so I am updating Anti jokes while i let the kettle boil.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call him he isn't coming anyway!!!!

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Steve is getting paid $29.50 to bounce a ball Steve is getting fired monday

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Does your iPod have zoom on it? Yeah, but it doesn't have a camera

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Why did Lisa let go of the monkey bars? she was being molested

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There was an old lady who swallowed a fly. But everything turned out alright, as the fly was dissolved by stomach acid.

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What's the difference between a police officer and a green dinosaur? They both aren't cabbages.

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Why did the midget cross the road? He needed to buy a ladder

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why was the boy sad? because his mom just punched his hamburger

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S + B + B = SB fuckin' B

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Knock Knock Who's there? Who Who who? Hoodini

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What do a purple cow and a red fire engine have in common? Both like eating pizza on Fridays, except for the red fire engine.

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Have you seen Ray Charles' new house? Neither has he...

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Why weren't u sad when your sister died? You lived in a hut and were supplied with food for a week

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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