- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so fat, that i don't think she's attractive anymore.

why does big tom run the dock because he knows how to speak to skiiers

If life gives you lemonade.

Here comes the bride, all dressed in white. Here comes the groom, carrying a broom, because somebody spilled something on the floor.

Whats white and goes up? a confused snowflake

Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a bus

What's the difference between a pelican? 28, because elephants have 4 legs.

How many blondes can you fit in a car? About 5 if you lift the arm rest.

how do you kill a black guy ? AIDS

How do u kill a gay man? Shoot him in the head

Why did the middle-aged lady have a heart attack? Years of heavy smoking, alcohol abuse and lack of exercise had taken its toll on her body, causing it to age prematurely. @JWest

Why was the clock off? Because it was broken

what do you call a old guy who touches children? my dad

Jolly Rancher the particle beam is in the alpha quadrant and we are good to go.Please confirm receipt of this communique. Cell Leader Iqbal

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, That's what they tell me because I'm blind.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A waste of time because they just be playing soccer

An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

How do you kill a blonde? Put a scratch n sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool

My friend asks me what my mom does for a living and i told him that she is a nurse. Then he says "That a good job because she is able to save lives". I quickly reply "She works in an abortion clinic".

They didn't stop pulling my hair i didn't stop pulling the trigger

Ten green bottles hanging on the wall, Ten green bottles hanging on the wall, And if one alcoholic should one day stroll along: There'll be no more bottles hanging on the wall.

how do you make a plumber cry? you kill his family!

How do you make a mailman cry? Kill his family.

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