why did the man turn on and off the lights 20 times because he was diagnosed with O.C.D as a child

Your mum is so fat that she finds trouble fitting through thinner doorways

Why didn't the priest move in with the two rabbi? Because having three adults between the ages of 18 and 65 occupying the dwelling would have violated their insurance policy.

guess what? i dont know, what? i dont know either, i thought you knew.

Whats green has 4 legs and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree??? A pool table.....

Q:what does your face and this site have in common? A:both are poorly constructed

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A waste of time because they just be playing soccer

Yo' Mama is so fat, her driver's license says, "picture continued on other side."

What did the anorexic order for dinner? Nothing

what do you call a old guy who touches children? my dad

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

A black man, a Mexican man, a Jew, an Asian man, and a white man get into a fight. Who won? Well since their dispute got all the way to a fight, I guess nobody really wins.

how do you know if a fish is gay? you ask it

What was the black woman doing in the kitchen? She was simply washing her hands after eating dinner.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

theres a taco and a blonde...who eats who? the blonde eats the taco.

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? He needed money to feed his family and to pay for his daughter's college education.

whats worse than the black death. Bieber Fever

It's not ok to have intercourse with a woman who say's "No!" But what about "Let go of me!"?

Knock, knock. Who's there? Gestapo.

2 blondes were heading to Disney world, they saw up ahead that said "Disney World left" then took a left and enjoyed Disney World and had fun on the rides

How do you make a Bong Ki mad? Call him a Bong Ki.

Yo mama's so white that she has to use lots of sunscreen to prevent from getting sunburned.

Did you hear about that man who ate 17 cheeseburgers?! I didn't.

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