- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I put the STD in stud now all i need is U

Please ignore this statement.

Hey Skrillex! Can you do me a favor and hold this bass for me? Sure thing, no problem. 3 seconds later... Oops! My bad! I just dropped it.

Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

Why did the Mexican cross the border? He was hoping to achieve greater economic prosperity and well-being for his family. penis.

Your moms so fat she weighs 200 kilograms

What happens when u mix water and soda? You get watery soda

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

what draws the line between sex and rape? a pen

What is the difference between a black baby and a tractor? A tractor is heavy and a baby is not

dont insult justin bieber, she has feelings too!

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? A read along book

a cat and a duck walk into a pub. the cat enters first and says for the duck to put all of their drinks on his bill. the duck(being a duck)says nothing because ducks cannot speak. therefore the cat shouldnt have been speaking either.

what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

So there was this kid who was sitting on a stool, and the stool started moving. He then realized that stools do not move, so he got up and ran away as quickly as he could.

ok when a fat person say he on a diet i said your on a sea food diet what evert you see you eat now get back to school John f kennedy students

q: what do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex? a: sex, just like everyome else calls it

How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

what happens when chuck norris loses his hokey-bar? your mother

Why is Short Circuit the best movie ever made? Because it tastes like lemons

Why was the cancer patient often bullied by his peers? Because he happened to be an extremely bad person. He often annoyed people, was intransigent and often aggravated those around him causing them to bully him.

And so the baseball says to the tractor........ Your not my dad

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems make sense. 5

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