- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has Whitney Houston got in common with a spider? They're both black and they can't get out of the bathtub

Roses are brown I likes clouds This joke isn't funny so don't laugh

Your mom's so fat that when she stepped on the scale at the doctors office the doctor said " hey i wanted your weight not your phone number"

What did the wizard say to the man? Wizards aren't real. Thus not able to speak.

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

Roses are red, Violets are red, I have a dead body, What do I do.

Why couldn't the journal cross the street? Because there was a red light.

Roses are red violets are blue next thing you know my D*** is in you

whats worse than not being able to hear? not being able to breath fvd n avt were here

What is long and painful? It's a sword, get your mind out of the gutter.

What did the apple say to the grape? Nothing, fruit are incapable of speaking

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

A sad guy walks in to a bar and the bartender asks, what's the matter? The guy responds, I just found out i'm deaf

Yo momma stank so bad, she might have a serious vaginal infection. You should take her to the hospital.

Roses are red Violets are blue We decapitated some little children Now I'm in jail too.

What do you call a one legged , one eyed, canadian fisherman called Samuel Browning? Mr Browning unless you are on friendly terms then Sam is fine.

What happens when you shoot someone? They die.

What is worse then your car getting hijacked? A 900 pound man eating a Donut.

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Getting shot.

Henry VIII: I need another wife!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thomas Wolsey: All right then. How about my nan? Henry VII: I'm dead!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :~D

Bill goes and buys 45 watermelons, what does he have? 45 watermelons.

Why did the blond cross the road? The police officer who arrested her for shoplifting parked his car on the other side of the street.

I guess we will have to see, if I where to one day use my ways of thinking with the intention to become the most corrupt politician of them all, do you think I would succeed?

Naturally I meant to say "Its no fun even when they DO scream in pain" below... What do you think I got? Pleasure? Your friendly r*pist Moral Man: Of course I got pleasure! ;) But I wont share with you!

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