- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a smoke dectecter, You died in a fire

What do a baby and a slinky have in common? They both bring a smile to your face when you push then down a flight of stairs.

What is the difference between Switzerland and Sudan? One is in Europe the other is in Africa

Why did the puerto rican cross the road? To get back to his country, but then he realized there wasn't a road then fell in the ocean and drowned.

- How do you save a black man from drowning? - I don't know - Good!

Do you know what a rhino really is? It is a really fat and oversized unicorn

A gay man watches football.

What happened to the girl who got an infection from an abortion? She died.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a 10 foot scorpion.

How do you keep black people from your Kool-aid? How? You put it in a safe-deposit box.

There are 10 kinds of people in this world. Those who understand binaryy and those who dont.

What's worse than leaving the maternity ward with the wrong child? Being a parent.

What do you call 10 black people swimming down a current? A happy family

why do the jewish guy and italian girl talk? i dont know why any decent minded italian would talk to a jew so i don't know.

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What do you call a green dog? A green dog.

What is easier than making pie? Making cake!

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

What do you call Rosa Parks? One bitchy negro. Just kidding she was a visionary for human rights, now you can't dislike this cause you'll be saying that Rosa Parks wasn't a visionary, take that blacks.

Roses are red, violets are blue When I cut you, you bleed

Roses are red violets are blue shes for me not for u if by chance u talk my place ill grab my fist and smah your face

Why did the christmas tree smell like shit? because pavaroti used it as a dildo

The Israeli asked the Japanese guy to open his eyes The Japanese guy said, I'm not squinting you crazy Jew. You're the one that sold me these cheap glasses.

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