- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When Hitler was a girl she had hyjenical warts and when she got older she had beast cancer.

why couldnt the little boy watch two and a half men? because charlie sheen left and the other guy had surgeery and now has 2 penises

I'd rather kill myself than commit suicide.

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a black guy a white guy and a spanish guy walk into a bar, after they left the bar they became good friends despite thier differences.

What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? ouch.

why don't bears wear shoes? because they have bear feet

what did the first fire hi-grin say to the second fire hi-grin nothing they can talk it what just really awkward.

What did the black father get his child for Christmas? A Yo-Yo. Actually, never-mind, he doesn't know his father.

roses are red, violets are blue, Hitler killed 6.6 million jews.

roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me

How do you get a black man out of your seat? You ask him very nicely with a great attitude.

Have you heard the one about the Priest, the Pastor, and the Mail Man? -no, how's that go? Oh you haven't? That's too bad, it's really good.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reading another damn "worm in your apple" joke.

Your mother is so ugly, her genes were passed down through two generations, and now your children are of a similar caliber of ugliness. I'm so sorry.

Man: Did it hurt? Woman: huh? Man: Did it hurt when i killed your family?

Why did ben 10's omnitrix or watch break? Because he kept slapping it.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

How can you help Sally who is casually gets beaten by her farther every day? Just give £3 a month to the NSPCC

The blonde, brunette and,the red headed girls were at a store. When the blonde says......... im tired let's leave.

So there was this kid who was sitting on a stool, and the stool started moving. He then realized that stools do not move, so he got up and ran away as quickly as he could.

I cant believe they been together after all that shit. (person ask what) and you say your buttchheeeeks:]

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