- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Mary had a little lamb, The nurse and midwife fainted. Because last year she met a ram, And they got too acquainted.

An English man, a German man and a Canadian man stood on the edge of a cliff. The English and German both jump off. What happens then? The Canadian says "they were serious?!" and runs away to fake his death and live the rest of his life as Frank Brown.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a pack of wolverines and decided the best idea was to run away, and this decision just happened to involve him crossing a road.

A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

What's red and green and goes 500 mph? A frog in a blender.

I dyed my armpit hair blue yesterday because I wanted to start a new trend. My boyfriend later broke up with me.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. Fortunately, the bra was on display in a clothing store and was not actually being worn at the time.

Dislike if you are a prostitute

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Determined.

What do you call a black man driving a plane? A pilot, you racist.

My cat just died.

How do mummies keep there secrets wrapped up? They are dead.

Knock knock. Who's there? Just use the peephole. I am.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Hey you know what? What? Never mind.

it was all Tagart

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Because her mother inadvertently left the gate open while gardening.

Whats the difference between a kangaroo and a kangeroot ? Ones a marsupial. The others a Geordie stuck in a lift.

What does a banana and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them are a police officer.

A young boy is crying in the park, when priest walks up to him -What's the matter son? -My parents died in a horrible car accident 2 weeks ago and now i'm held in an abusive household.

A man walks into a bar. He is knocked unconscious, and passers-by rush to his aid.

Two frogs go to the bar only to leave because frogs can't open up doors.

whats cold, blue and hard? a frozen blueberry.

Rose are brown, Violets are brown, Who keeps pooping in my garden?

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