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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Male orgasm (haha bitches we've been faking it)

How do you get rid of Herpes? You can't.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

What Do You Call A Black Guy Surrounded By Nine White Guys With Bats? Jackie Robinson.

This one time at Concentration camp.... My friends all died cause they were chosem in the Selection

quiz is to quizzicle as test is to test___.

Mary had a little lamb, The nurse and midwife fainted. Because last year she met a ram, And they got too acquainted.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Determined.

How many blondes can you fit in a car? About 5 if you lift the arm rest.

Q: What do you call a serial killer named Mark? A: Mark.

A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a pack of wolverines and decided the best idea was to run away, and this decision just happened to involve him crossing a road.

I dyed my armpit hair blue yesterday because I wanted to start a new trend. My boyfriend later broke up with me.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. Fortunately, the bra was on display in a clothing store and was not actually being worn at the time.

What's red and green and goes 500 mph? A frog in a blender.

An English man, a German man and a Canadian man stood on the edge of a cliff. The English and German both jump off. What happens then? The Canadian says "they were serious?!" and runs away to fake his death and live the rest of his life as Frank Brown.

Dislike if you are a prostitute

A man walks into a bar. He is knocked unconscious, and passers-by rush to his aid.

What does a banana and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them are a police officer.

A young boy is crying in the park, when priest walks up to him -What's the matter son? -My parents died in a horrible car accident 2 weeks ago and now i'm held in an abusive household.

Two frogs go to the bar only to leave because frogs can't open up doors.

My cat just died.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No.. Neither have they.

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