- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is black and white and red all over? Interracial sex partners with smallpox.

look im not better than you, your a ten im a two your a queen im a fool you got looks i got scares u got talent i got beuty to its a win win

Why is Lindsay Lohan out of prison? No, I'm asking.

Two blondes walks into a tavern, which is kind of funny, since the second one should have seen it.

I hear eating an apple a day keeps the other apples in check.

Why did the boy fall of the swing He had no arms

Why did I get thumbs up from everyone? Answer: Because they like my anti-joke.

Obama holds the most records for Multikills with Drones. Mu-mu-muuuultiiikilllll.

Why was the cookie sad? It had just been eaten and is currently disintegrating in the hydrochloric acid of someones stomach.

Imagine yourself in a box with no windows and no doors. How do you get out? Stop imagining.

Some say Helen Keller can't write a good book. You know what she said? Nothing.

A lawyer walks into a bar, and due to the repercussions of severe head trauma was never able to do so again.

What do you call two black people in the same sleeping bag? A newly married couple on their camping adventure honeymoon.

Whats the diffetance between a river and a waterfall? One is vertical!??

wat do u call a person who is ugly ugly

Whats the difference between a black man and a paraplegic? A paraplegic doesn't walk out on his family

Did you see Helen Keller at the movie theater? I didn't either, she's dead.

A man walks into a bar at 4:00 PM NO it was actually 4:01 because my clock is messed up and My dad likes cheese plus pie

Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guitar who? Violin.

An alligator crawled into a bar Animal control is promptly called and he is released in a nearby lake

Q: Whats better than not being a Jew? A: Being a Jew.

Why did the math student refuse to do his geometry homework? Straight lines do not exist, so there is no real world application to any geometric shape.

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse does not say anything because its a horse and horses cannot talk.

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