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Paul was mowing his lawn when he felt a bump. It turned out it was a bunny. Paul felt bad but the bunny felt worse

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A gorilla walks into a bar and gets a banana martini. The bartender thinks that this is peculiar, and then he realizes he is dreaming. He wakes up and tells his wife about this ridiculous dream that he had. His wife ignores him, and the man rolls over and begins to sob because he realizes that his marriage is in shambles.

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Why did the retarded man fail his math test? He didn't study.

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what do you call cheese that isn't yours? not your cheese, you probably stole it.

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Why couldn't Jimmy go bowling with the rest of his friends? His parents shot him.

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what did the apple say to the orange, nothing fruits can't talk

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Whats the difference between a Dodo and an Elephant? They're both extinct. Excluding the elephant

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man driving a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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How do you make a dentist cry? Kill all his family.

What do call something that looks exactly like a turtle but is not a turtle? A picture of a turtle

Paul was mowing his lawn when he felt a bump. It turned out it was a bunny. Paul felt bad but the bunny felt worse

Why did the retarded man fail his math test? He didn't study.

No your aunties a joke

what do you call cheese that isn't yours? not your cheese, you probably stole it.

Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

A jew walks into a church. he wishes to be touched by God.

Why can't dogs fly? Because they do not have wings.

A man crawled up to a water fountain but fell because he had no legs

My spelling is horrible

Water is blue. Fire is red. Come on let me show you what happen in the bed.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis.

Knock Knock Who's there? The electrician, I'm here to fix your door bell.

how do you wake up a really old man? you dont, he's probably already dead.

How did little Tommy die? i pushed him into the deep end of the pool

what did the stop sign say to the car? nothing.

Why couldn't the mentally retarded kid hear? It was too dark.

Why couldn't Jimmy go bowling with the rest of his friends? His parents shot him.

what did the apple say to the orange, nothing fruits can't talk

Whats the difference between a Dodo and an Elephant? They're both extinct. Excluding the elephant

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