- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because chad makes babies cry.

Q:Whats yellow and white and sits at the bottom of a pool? A: A baby with slashed floaties Q:Whats red and gory and sits at the top of a pool? A: Floaties with a slahed baby

What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock eater,

What did the amputee get for chritmas? A bicycle

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a pack of wolverines and decided the best idea was to run away, and this decision just happened to involve him crossing a road.

What is big, green, fuzzy, and would kill you if it fell on you? A pool table.

How many elbows does a Jew have? 2

Why does the cow eat grass? A: Because it's green. (Cows are colorblind)

you know why they're called ear wigs, right? cause they go in your ears! then they wig out? no, they kill you.

A mother and her child run into the store... The mother opens the door, so the child does not run into the store again.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, But the very next day, I died.

What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

what did the mexican do yesterday? bang your mom

What does a sock, pillow and a lamp have in common? -they all live underwater expect for the sock, pillow and lamp -Matt

What do you get if you mix a baby with a blender? A prison sentence.

Q: Why did Sally keep falling off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

why is brennan hart a dumbass idk ask his mom

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

what this: b a dead one of these: p

Sally heard a scream in a dark room and went to go see who it was. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally...

whats worse than nailing 8 babies to 8 trees? nailing 1 baby to 8 trees.

"Knock Knock" "Just ring the bloody bell for once!"

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