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Emily Walker.

whos on the right track? lady gaga

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

What is funny about civil and women's rights? Nothing, they are very serious matters.

What is the difference between a baleen whale and a black guy? One speaks and one says EEEEEEERRRROOOOOWWOWOWOWOOWRR!

What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

If you call Dani a dog one more time, lick a gooch nut suckers. XoXo Jamie <3

A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

did you see stevie wonder's new guitar no neither did he

What's worse than Monkey Ball? Super Monkey Ball. What's worse than Super Monkey Ball? The Holocaust.

What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

Three Jewish men walk into a butcher. They dont buy any pork products and thank the butcher for his services.

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In Soviet Russia, people commonly suffered under the might of the communist juggernaut. It was unpleasant.

A horse, a duck, a pig, and a muslim walk into bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the muslim has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in chicago. The bartender reminds the muslim that he is keeping company with a swine, and the muslim feels offended for the poor horse.

A man walks into a house, and the next day was taken to the hospital for a minor concussion and a possible vision deficiency.

Q. Why did the man get an email? A. Because he checked his inbox.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. His own feelings of inadequacy over his learning disability have driven him to drink and is driving a wedge between him and his family

Why was there no girl on the swing set? She decided to get off of the swings.

A pope meets another one

Your mom is so ugly- Wait, hold on. How are you born?

whats worse than finding a dead cat in your kitchen? a dead cat in your bedroom

No, but I am not just an author, the important thing is, that this kid has been stopped as we speak, as I said he was selling information to several clients on the deep web, and patterns do reveal that he was selling you out piece by piece while prepared to make a run for it once he delivered the vital details. Say, did you promote this guy a bit too fast or something? Either he knows as much as you do, or otherwise he has been learning the ins and outs of your little place pretty fast.

Why was the man arrested? He assaulted and raped an elderly woman at the local Walmart. He then proceeded to hijack the poor woman's Scooter and lead police on a 4 mile long car chase.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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