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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the caterpillar say when he emerged from his chrysalis? I am a butterfly.

What do you call a calculator without a brain? A calculator.

What did the little boy with cancer ask for from the Make a Wish foundation. A cure and to lose his virginity before he dies.

Why was billy sad? He was being brutally hacked to peices behind his garage

Wanna hear a good joke? Sure. So does Hellen Keller

whats small and blue? a suffocated baby

Lil Wayne's song 6 foot 7 foot was named after my wewe

What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk

Q. What do humans and jelly beans have in common ? A. Nothing.

whats worse than four babies in a box? one baby in four boxes

A man walks into a bar he orders a drink

What did the black man see when he looked in the mirror? His reflection.

What do you call a person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk? A person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk.

Roses are red, Violets are blue if something smells bad, its gotta be you! Roses are red this much is true but violets are purple not f***ing blue!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got run over on the way there.

What did Timmy's mom think of his art project? Nothing, she screamed and called an ambulance because she saw that he had tripped and fallin onto a pair of scissors and they just so happened to peirce his heart.

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whats brown and stick? brown paint that has not dried yet.

Why were 5 tall white guys sitting on a bench? They were in the NBA

why does the room smell bad? because there's a dead body under the bed

Whats funnier than a guy in a wheelchair? A guy on the floor squirming to get back in his wheelchair.

Knock Knock Who's there? Hitler... Time to go to Aushcwitz

What's the difference between an Elephant and a Post Box? An Elephant is not a Post Box. It is an Elephant.

A man walks into a movie theater.and attempts to parate a film. He is then caught by employees of the theater and now faces fines and possible jail time for his actions.

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