Ask me if I'm a car. Are you a car¿ Yes¡

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Anal

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Roses are red, my name is Dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave

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What do you call a girl with one leg? Eileen

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A Higgs Boson walks into a church, and the priest says, "We don't allow Higgs Boson's in here," and the Higgs Boson says, "But I thought Christianity promised acceptance to everyone who believes."

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what did a poor guys get for christmast ? brain tumor.

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So, a Bobcat walks into a bar. A few moments later, the bar was empty, save a bobcat and two critically wounded men.

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ill have a no.9 a n.9 large

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Whats worst than finding half a worm in your apple? Getting rapped by a giant scorpian

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was cooked with eleven herbs and spices.

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Yo mama so fat, when the waiter handed her the menu, she said "yes"

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What's even funnier than 24? A clown in a tree.

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Faithful men.

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When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. Well, that's going to be some horrible lemonade if life doesn't also give you water and sugar.

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What did Michael Jackson say to the little boys before they came to his house? Get on the ferris wheel

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I am thinking of a number between 1 and 100 what is it There are many numbers between 1 and 100 so it is highly unlikely that I will guess the right number

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Two boys go down stairs on christmas day. They fall and die.

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Your moms so ugly, that when i took her out to eat for dinner we built an everlasting relationship. Thats why you call me dad.

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What do polar bears have that no other animal has? Polar bear babies.

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What's black and blue and is scared to death? the kid in my trunk

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Three examples of how santa is gay 1) he says HO HO HO 2) he sneaks into your house at night from going down the chimney 3) he knows when u r sleeping and he knows when u r awake BONUS............. Better not pout, you better not cry, better watch out im telling u why.........SANTA CLAUS IS COMING TO TOWN

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How do you stop the London riots? - You employ a a highly effective police tactic to diffuse the crisis as quickly as possible.

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What did the pillow say to it's owner? Nothing. Pillows are not able to talk.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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