A jew walks into a church. he wishes to be touched by God.

How did little Tommy die? i pushed him into the deep end of the pool

No your aunties a joke

Water is blue. Fire is red. Come on let me show you what happen in the bed.

what do you call cheese that isn't yours? not your cheese, you probably stole it.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis.

Why couldn't the mentally retarded kid hear? It was too dark.

A man crawled up to a water fountain but fell because he had no legs

Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

Knock Knock Who's there? The electrician, I'm here to fix your door bell.

Why can't dogs fly? Because they do not have wings.

Whats the difference between a Dodo and an Elephant? They're both extinct. Excluding the elephant

what did the stop sign say to the car? nothing.

Why did the retarded man fail his math test? He didn't study.

Why couldn't Jimmy go bowling with the rest of his friends? His parents shot him.

What did one duck say to the other? "Quack" Ducks don't talk. But if it were to say something it would probably mention how it is concerned about the fact that the majority of people on the internet don't know what ducks say to each other.

1:Your reading my text. 2:Your wondering what the point is. 3:Your getting angry. 5:Your going to click thumbs down. 6:But wait! You didn't realize that there was no number 4. 7:Your checking it. 9:Your smiling. 10:Your smiling so much you forgot to check for number 8. 11:Your checking it. 12:Jokes on you.

A man sits on the toilet to take a shit And is surprised to find the next door neighbours dog in the toilet.

A man took a crap. . . . It felt amazing

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

My black friend love grape soda and koolaid, with his fried chicken, and i dont think its racist cuz i also enjoy the same things at times

All the other kids with the pumped up kicks died in a school shooting.

Hillo, its Spodermen, teiling u i fuked ur bich.

Whats worse than going to jail for the rest of your life? Going to jail naked for the rest of your life.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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