- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What goes up but doesn't come down? A: Columbia

What do you call literature that's depressing and hard to read? ...a valued part of the English curriculum

Person 1: Why can't a T-Rex clap? Person 2: BECAUSE THEIR ARMS ARE TOO SMALL! Person 1: No, because they are extinct dumbass

What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa? Santa stops after 3 hos

What do you call a prostitute with morals? Ironic.

your momma is so fat she has diabetes

bob lost his camouflage bag. he never found it.

If i had 100 dollars for every time a black president was assainted i would have 100 dollars in 4 months and six days.

Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

A man walked into a bar. He then sat down and ordered a drink.

Two guys walk into A bar. The third one ducks.

How do you make a dog say meow? Freeze it and put it through a woodchipper. (MEROWRRRR)

hi little boy you want some candy i dont know do you want some candy you creeper

What did The Black man have for breakfast? Bran Flakes.

What did the guy say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

A Redhead, a Blonde, and a Brunette are all standing on top of a cliff in Ireland. They took a few pictures, and all in all it was a lovely vacation.

Why didn't the man give a location of the murderer? He was murdered

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE HERE'S A KNIFE KILL YOURSELF KANE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Great ideas: Go to your facebook account and type in: Man, I am gonna suicide right now, bye! Moral: Now if you do it as well, nah, dont do it, seriously... Just type it!

What is green, red, and goes 70 mph? A frog in a blender

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Walt dies in breaking bad.

If life throws you lemons, what do you do? Well unless life throws you water and sugar also, hen your lemonade is gonna taste horrible.

What's cold, tired, wet, and starving? A girl up at 4:00 am that just came out of a cold shower.

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