Whats the difference between a black man and a paraplegic? A paraplegic doesn't walk out on his family

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Two antennas falls in love. They get married. The wedding was horrible, but the reception was great.

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Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

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Why do cow say moo? Because you touch yourself at night

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Weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee

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what do you call a man that is hurt? A: you call him an ambulanse

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Why did the chicken cross the road? AIDs.

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HELP!!! I locked myself in my bathroom and can't get out! my laptop is running out of batteries!

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Why didn't the boy want to go to school? Because it was 3am.

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Q:what do you call someone who spends 7 hours a day playing video games? A: Someone who takes pride and joy from gaming

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Why do fat people commit suicide

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What did the farmer say to the other farmer? "Uh... So, you're a farmer?"

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What did the little boy do when he got his test grade? Cried, it was 0

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why did michele jackson rape a kid. because he was horny duhhhh!

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How did the mexican cross the border? He went through border patroll, and then later became a legal citizen of North America

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Why did the woman throw a stick of butter out her window? She was mentally unstable.

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Take part of what?

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What did the boy say to his father? I don't know. With the seemingly infinite number of topics that two people could discuss and the fact that both the father and son are fictional, it would be unreasonable and border edge mentally unstable for me to assume that you would know what they may or may not be talking about.

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Why was the fat guy so sad? Because he knew he would die sooner or later, just like every other human being

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Ask me if I'm a grapefruit. -Are u a grapefruit? NO!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there were 5 brothers chasing it with a bat.

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Why is the black guy jobless? He's 3 years old.

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A jew, a mexican, a priest, a polock, a rabbi, a black guy, a white guy, an alien, a rooster, a duck, a horse, a chicken, a carrot, a chinaman, a plumber, a blond, and a christian are all examples of descriptive nouns.

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what duz 69 mean? its a number duhhhhhhh

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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