- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Whats better than not being a Jew? A: Being a Jew.

What do you call a one legged , one eyed, canadian fisherman called Samuel Browning? Mr Browning unless you are on friendly terms then Sam is fine.

An alligator crawled into a bar Animal control is promptly called and he is released in a nearby lake

dont be races! be like mario he is a italian plumer , he works for a white princess , catches coins like a jewish guy and he jumps like a black guy.

A Johnson walks into a hole. Why am I in this hole? Because rape is not an option.

Q: How could the black man afford to buy a TV? A: He had a well-paying job and a supporting family.

What is orange and sounds like a parrot? A Carrot.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? ?? She had just prepared her breakfast and was late for her full-time job as a police officer.

Why did they choose Madonna to perform in the halftime show? Because she might die soon.

A man walks in to a bar and everyone screamed running out the door.

Paul walks on a bridge. It collapses.

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, cause they are walls.

Your mother is so fat, we needs two fat jokes to adequatly make fun of her.

An over weight naked black guy walks into a bank and says "give me all your money!"

you cant spell slaughter withought laughter

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

Haiku's aren't real poems. No body understands them. My soul is burned toast.

Man: Doctor doctor I feel like a pair of curtains........ Doctor: You clearly have Alarming mental issues perhaps a psychologist would be the right person to discuss this matter further

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sky diving? I don't know, but that sounds like a highly improbable circumstance.

How do you know when some one is a complete dick? When they hit the prestige buttom in Black Ops when your taking a dump. N.P.P.

Why was the little girl crying in the woods at night? There was psychotic killer chasing her with a chainsaw.

Read This line it the tune of "If your happy and you know it" If you're reading this, Do your homework. Sincerely, Your Teacher

Why did the rooster cross the road? Because he wanted to prove he wasn't a chicken.

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