- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man has just died on your porch. What do you do? Immediately call for medical assistance and perform CPR.

Sally heard a scream in a dark room and went to go see who it was. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally...

A man crawled up to a water fountain but fell because he had no legs

what this: b a dead one of these: p

whats worse than nailing 8 babies to 8 trees? nailing 1 baby to 8 trees.

Person1: wanna hear a joke? Person2: yeah Person1: ok

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

If you had 4 oranges in one hand and 7 oranges in the other, what would you have? Really big hands.

Why did the fat man cross the road? Because he felt that being overweight, he had to do something about it and go to the gym.

Whats slower than molasses? Slightly thicker molasses.

What do you call a fast black man with big muscles? A good source of minorities evolving.

Q: What's worse than ten babies stapled to one tree? A: One baby stapled to ten trees.

How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

why did the horse drop its ice cream Because it doesnt have thumbs so it cant hold the ice cream

look at the top of your screen. now look down. I MADE YOU DO THAT

what does the doctor do when he tells you you have aids? he laughs and says "hahahahahhaha sucks for you, i dont!"

Do cows get breast cancer or utter cancer?

Why was the prostitute unsuccessful? because she had no vagina

What do you call a rapist who uses condoms and excessive lubricant? A Rapist.

a white van was driving really slow and he stopped in front 3 children. "do you want some candy" the old man said. the kids took the candy and the old man drove away happily, knowing he made someones day.

So seriously you have never ever played videogames before?

how do u get the baby to stop choking? take ur dick out of its mouth!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why don't you ask the chicken. I am sorry but I as a human being am totally incapable of understanding and communicating with chickens.

There was three women stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

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