Q: Do you know how to save a black man from drowning? A: No. GOOD!

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Your mother is so fat, she is at great risk for developing diabetes mellitus type 2.

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What`s pink and fluffy? Pink fluff What did the banana say to the ear? Hello

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What did one sexy babe say to the other? We are sexy

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A Christian asks god why there is so much pain and grief in the world. God does not exist.

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Whats the worst thing your parents could ever do to a teenager? Take there phone.

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A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: "What kind of bread would you like? Brown or white?". Penguins answers: "Well, it doesn't really matter since I came here by car!".

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the moment right after you finish the last harry potter and remember the world wasn't saved and you still have cancer

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Whats worse than Sandy Hook Massacre? 9/11

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You know you're a redneck when you come from a rural area and behave as such.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have STD's, Now so do you!

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What did rangler get on anti joke? Thumbs down.

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Why did the boy drop his vannlai ice cream?because Vannlia ice came.

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Your mom is so retard that she needs "special help" from medical professionals. :3 <33

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What is blue and roles about on the floor A baby playing with a plastic sack

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A rabbi, a nun, and a homosexual walk into a bar. They proceed to get drunk, and party like its 1972. Oh yeah. And your dad was just killed by a refrigerator.

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How do you make a person dissapear? You can't that would break the laws of physics, so therefore rendered impossibe.

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Why did Billy die? His mother killed him.

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What did the cracker say to the cheese? You're so cheesy.

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So an African, Asian, and White man walk into a bar, what do they all have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantaloupe.

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A Chinese man, a Mexican man and an African man walk into an American bar. None of them know any English and can not order a drink. They walk out promptly, frustrated by the difficulties of living in a strange new world where they don't speak the native language.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a women.

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Two fuses wearing bombs for hats were sitting on a bench with their frayed feet dangling on the ground. A match was walking along and tripped, hitting it's head on the ground and bursting into flame. Luckily the fuses had finished lunch by that time and gone back to work. Unluckily for the match it died from burns to 80 percent of it's body.

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What is the worse joke to tell a Orpahn Knock Knock Whos there not your parents

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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