- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when you tickle a rabid iguana? It bites you and you die.

Q: How do you make a baby float. A: Put it in a blender and add ice cream.

Roses are red Violets are blue. most poems rhyme but this one doesn't!

Q. There were 2 Mexicans in a car, who was driving it? A. The police officer.

When life gives you Live Aid, celebrate the fact that you've just gone back in time 27 years and somehow cheated death temporarily.

A man walks into a bar. Splash.

My wife was diagnosed with cancer yesterday. Yeh I didnt find it very funny either.

Apple hates Blackberry.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers

A man walked in to a store and asked for four candles. The storeman brought some fork handles and placed them on the counter. The customer said "No... 'Four Candles' a rather amusing sketch performed by The Two Ronnies, a comedy double act in the 1970s."

In soviet Russia...things are different

A dyslexic man walks into a bra drinks a bear and leafs .....

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? Almost everything.

Why does the pope doesn't use this finger? (raise a finger) That's mine!

Damn, I was gonna do my laundry but Amanda Todd drank all my bleach

What's the difference between scrambled eggs and scrambled dead babies? I don't like scrambled eggs..

Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing? A. She had no arms Q. Why didn't she get back up? A. She had no legs Q. Why did no one help her up? A. She had no friends Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing A. She had no arms You: knock knock Other person: who's there? You: not Lucy

what's blue , and you can urinate it? a rim block.

Q: What do you call a Jew in space? A: An astronaut you racist bastard!

Why are stand up comedians called stand up comedians? Because they are standing up while telling jokes, dumby.

This one time at Concentration camp.... My friends all died cause they were chosem in the Selection

What's orange and fluffy? Orange Fluff

quiz is to quizzicle as test is to test___.

Male orgasm (haha bitches we've been faking it)

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