- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

why did the cow cross the road because pigs were not flying i had to write it hurts

A man did not like this site

What do call a spoon that doesn't work? Broken.

Why was the doctor unable to perform his surgery properly? Because he forgot his scalpel

Why do chickens have feathers? Because chickens are birds and birds have feathers.

A duck walks into a grocery store. He looks at the shopkeeper, who then grabs a broom and shoos him back outdoors.

What did the red fish say to the blue fish? Nothing fish can't talk.

Little Johnny was walking through the park... only he had no legs. Little Johnny was raped later that day... while he bled out from him having his legs cut.

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

What is the difference between a blond and a mummy? A blond has a brain.

Two guys walked into a pub... and they totally redecorated it! It was brilliant.

Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

A frog, duck, monkey and beaver each enter a bar being carried by a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. If your wondering, the redhead carried two animals.

There was this girl who suffered for her whole life and then she died. It was very liberating.

Q: Whats Brown and sticky A: an eagle except for the brown and sticky part

A girl asks a Croatian bartender for a beer, the bartender replies, 'There is no beer in this bar.'

Why do thieves shower before undertaking a robbery? Probably part of their morning routine.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse then says nothing because horses cannot talk, only humans can talk.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

Why did the car break down? Because breakfast was done.

A chink walks into a bar. She is spotted by the secret police and instantly deported. Vote UKIP

How do you call leprechaun with leprosy? Sick.

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