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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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One morning a guilty man reluctantly told his wife he was having an affair. After a long awkward silence they were then abducted by aliens.

We are unhappy, unfilled because we cannot complete our dream, it is always about us, then again, is wanting the best for others being selfish?

A black man texts his wife to tell her that he is going to be late coming home from work.....Just kidding, pay phones cannot send text messages.

What did the jew say to hitler? SURPRISE!! IM YOUR NEW DADDY

A dog walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer The barman replies : Woof Woof

Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because they taste funny.

Sigh... I gotta go to night class studies okay?

How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

roses are red, violets are fine, you be the six, and I'll be the nine.

Knock knock Who's there? The Gestapo. Get in the van.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead

What do you call a black man that nicks your car? All we can say is that he is called the Nig

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Tulips are brown, I need to stop working on my flower garden after fisting a cows butthole.

what did the pumpkin muffin say to the blueberry muffin? nothing, because muffins can't talk.

Two lifelong friends walk into the locl Bar and each order a Beer. " So how's life treating ya?" Phil replies, " Well Doug, I've got Stage Four Lung Cancer. I'm going to Die, remember?" Unfortunately, Doug doesn't remember because Doug has a Brain Tumor.

My girlfriend told me I couldn't satisfy her sexually. I told her she was beautiful and gave her flowers.

What did the dog say to his owner? Bark.

Why did helen keller's dog run away? He lost track of his destination and got lost.

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Why did Poppy lose at sports day? Because she had a heart attack and died.

A thief walks into a bank. He has an account there and withdraws 200 bucks.

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