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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a knife in your car? Finding a car in your knife.

Q: How do you find the population of Mexico? A: Take a census

What is dark in the darkness even if you shine a torchlight on it? A blackman

A man died.

What's hotter than a woman who is face down and ass up? A woman who isn't tying her shoes.

What did one Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I would tell you but i don't speak Chinese therefore i have no way of translating it for you

What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Finding out that your girlfriend is really a drag queen and that that is why you have never had sex. -Harrison

A Jew walks into a bar and says drinks are on me.

where's mom I killed her

what do you call a chicken thats little? a chicken. I lied about the little part

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The farmer decided it was too cruel to fence in the animal, however getting run over by a car was a fate... not worse than death because it died.

Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms knock knock who's there? Not little Suzie.

A: How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Q: None! They shouldn't have to...

A man is at the doctor's waiting to be examined. The doctor walks into the room and takes one look at the man. The Doctor says, "You will need to stop masturbating." The man looks at him and says, "What, why?" The doctor says, "so that I can examine you"

Why doesn't a ducks quack echo? Actually, it does, but the echo is imperceptible to human ears.

Last Christmas I gave you my heart. I am still waiting for a transplant.....

What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut... A Heart Attack.

Why did the man cross the road? His mother had recently passed away after a 12 year battle with lung cancer and is visiting her tombstone.

How did Helen Keller burn her hands? On a candle.

Why is Apple so successful? Well, that is not a question that can be answered simply. Many factors are involved in this, including but not limited to marketing, customer support, and smart business strategy. For more information, please visit Apple's website.

You know what's good for shoulder pain? If you ice on for 20 minutes then off for 20 minutes repetitively three times a day

what looks like a sock and goes on peoples feet? A sock

i am writing this because i felt like it.

A jew goes into a church. Yolo.

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