Hey babe, do you like water, because I have water.

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How you know when dislextic

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What's big, black, and just knocked an 8 year old girl off of her bike? The refrigerator I just threw at her. (not all are white you know)

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What is black and white and red all over? Interracial sex partners with smallpox.

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A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

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What is better than one wors roll - two wors rolls

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Your mumma's so ugly. Period.

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Jesus on the cross promised he would return rite? So three days later he returns in ghost form and leaves. So why people still waiting for him? He returned and left already! (Lack of Moral?): The third coming: this summers blockbuster hit!

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How do you make an idiot in suspense?

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Why can't a cat fly Because it doesn't have wings.

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What says "Mooo"? A goat with an identity crisis.

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what's the difference between a virginia, and steve keen? a virginia is,nt a knob

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Why wasnt the black man entitled to a social welfare cheque? Because he made quite good money at a nearby hospital, where he worked as a doctor

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How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open the fridge door and place the elephant inside. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Open the fridge door, remove the elephant, and place the giraffe inside. There is a party at the zoo. All of the zoo animals attend, except one. Which one? The giraffe, because he is in the fridge.

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your mom was so fat that she died.

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What do you call an African American sitting on a park bench? Elephant-man (I forgot to mention, he has a giant elephant trunk)

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What's more likely to happen in 2011 than the rapture? Finding my real parents.

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Why doesn't a ducks quack echo? Actually, it does, but the echo is imperceptible to human ears.

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Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him and got better.

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What's the difference between a black man and a gorilla? One is a black man and the other is a gorilla.

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Why did The white man loose his black friend? Because he ran away.

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What is black and white and red all over? A dalmation that was hacked to death with a machete.

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So, I walk into a bar and say "Why do you call this place a bar, I don't see any bars in here!" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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Why did the rooster cross the road? Because he wanted to prove he wasn't a chicken.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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