What did the boy with no mom get for Christmas? He was beaten by his drunken and abusive father.

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LO LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOPLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOO O O O O O O OLO LOL OL O LO LO LO L OL Wasted your time didn't I -All the lol post are by me, LOL GUY.

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Why did the woman make so many sandwiches? She was a mother catering for her child's sporting event.

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what has 2 legs and no eyes? A decapitated cat with only its lower half remaining

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How do you kill a blond? Stab her repeatedly in her throat

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how many dicks can you fit into mia khalifa's ass

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I used to be into necrophilia, bestiality, and sado-masochism; but then I realized I was just beating a dead horse.

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You: "Ask me if im an astronaut. " Them: "R u an astronaut?" You: "No. "

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How do you knock up a Catholic girl? Put your penis into her vagina without wearing a condom.

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The diamond one below is hilarious.

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a guy walkied into a bar... he really got hurt

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What did the priest say to the young boy? Hi.

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Yo momma so ugly, she couldn't fulfill her dream of being a model.

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What is black and blue and doesn't like sex? The 6 year old in my basement.

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There was a blonde driving a car but she was late to a meeting so she started speeding but then a police officer pulls her over. The officer asked the blonde "Do you know how fast you were going?" to which the blonde responded "Yes, I am late to a meeting" so the police gives a ticket for speeding and she ends up going late to her meeting.

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Whats worse than getting hit in the face with an axe? Getting hit in the face with two axes.

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A terrorist robs a walrus.

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Když si to Nikolas ,dejme tomu že Bihary, you know nuseng.. hahahahaha

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what did little johnny get his grandfather for christmas?nothing his grandfather died on thanksgiving

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Brother : you see this hand Sister : yes Brother : if you dont leave ill slap you with it Sister : no you wont !SLAP!!!!

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Why are black people so good at sports? Through Dedication and lots of training of course

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What do you call the man with no arms or legs, swimming in the bay? Bob.

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here is a good joke... your moms a bitch END OF STORY!

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