- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red that fact is true but violets are violet not fu***** blue

How many black people does it take to screw In a lightbulb.....I can't see them.

What do you call a black person that plays golf? Jack, his name is Jack.

Boy: Did it hurt? Girl: (sigh) Did what hurt? Boy: When you broke through the Earth's crust emerging from hell.

What's blue and looks like water? Yes.

A drunk guy walks into a bar. He orders a beer and the bartender says "Hey pal, you look and act really drunk, I don't think I can serve you any more alcohol." The man looks up to the bartender and says "You're right, I'm really drunk."

why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was taped to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? it didn't

Q: Were yyoouu talking smack about me? A: what? Q: did i studder? A:yeah you said yyoouu Q: well were ya A: no Q: oh ok.. A: k bye..

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice titttttss.

What's clear and looks like water? Water.

Q: how do you test the sharpness of a knife A: stab someone MR

Yo momma is so ugly that she should probably consider suicide

What did the mentally retarded man say to the Waiter who brought him his soup? Thanks for bringing me my soup.

Mommy how come daddy went to the doctors today? Well sweetie, honestly daddy wanted me to shove things up his ass And I refused to so he went to the doctors so they can do it...

a man walks into a bar. He left after he drank two beers. Someone pulled his pants down and he didnt notice. when he got home he realized his pants were gone. He returned to the bar to search, but it was a metal bar, and he was fairly stupid. please dont laugh

what did the robber say to lady gaga to get her in the car?get in the car or i shoot you i just want your money!!

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is promptly arrested for sexual harassment.

Why did the black man go to portugal? Because he was very hard working and needed a vacation.

Ruebin is Red, Curtis is too. i think i need a sweaty poo

When life gives you a pack of Kools, make Kool-Aid.

Why did the baby crawl onto the road? because a sick bastard put a bottle of milk there knowing that a bus would be going through that route soon.

roses are red vilotes are blue i thought i was bent but then i met you

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