- Anti Joke

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He flapped his wings, hovered, and the road crossed beneath him.

Ernie: "Hey Jim, how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?" Jim then breaks down and cries deeply at Ernie's question as the fact that he was born without a tongue continues to slowly tear him apart.

What's funnier than 24? Many things, the number 24 is not very humorous.

Q. why did the girl fall off the swing? A. Because she had no arms.

A apple a day keeps gramar away.

Q:What is your maturity on a scale of 1 to 100? A:69

why was Lucy fat? Her BMI was over the recommended average.

Why was the little girl not allowed to see the pirate movie? It was sold out.

'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

Where did the little boy go on vacation? His mother's funeral.

A man walks in to a bar, Has a drink, and leaves.

Why did the pedophile cross the road? To molest a child.

Knock Knock Who's there? Tank tank who? You're welcome

What do you call a guy with an axe in his head? Chuck

Where do cows go in their free time? burger king.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken had been running in the road's direction for some time, and continued travelling in that direction despite the road being in the way.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the Mexican in the back of a pick up truck? There were not any available seats.

Donald Trump

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have chlamydia, and now so do you!

Last year my wife ran away with my best friend. I really miss him.

Why was i sad when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...