Asian son: "I'm using a calculator for my math" Asian mother: "Why not you calculatnow!"

"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "The Police" "The Police Who" "Ma'am your son just died in a car accident"

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy lost all his hair. Turns out he had brain cancer and died at age 30.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Banana. Banana who? The Holocaust.

is the glass of milk half empty or half full it is scientifically proven that these are the same thing. Choosing one over the other is like saying that 1/2 does not equal 1-1/2. A normal person would just see this as an ordinary glass of milk.

why didnt the guy go to work one morning he died in a car accident

Knock knock Who's there Guess who? Billy, is that you? Yeah baby I'm home! OMG!!!

Whats white and rubs stuff out ? An albino with a rubber.

what did the cashier do when a Mexican robbed the store? call the police

Why didn't Jane text James? Because she was kidnapped.

Q: what do you call a person who's ass is dumb A: a dumbass

Why did the chicken cross the road Because early that morning she had found out that her husband had left her for another chicken. She became depressed and soon was suicidal so she started looking for an option out of her pain. So she tried to cross the road... She never made it.

What did the Albino say to the other albino? Due to heredity and our inheritance of Chromosomes causing albinism, We could be displaced in society but luckily, we have eachother. They went home and lived happily. But not ever after. That craps or normal people. (freaking albinos...)

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Your mama so fat That she suffers from heart disease

What do you call a black doctor? Ehh...

Knock Knock, Who's there? The Postman. But I wasn't expecting a parcel. Is it for 37? No, Sorry, its for 35.

Is it a bird, Is it a plane, I don't know what it is but it's heading straight for the World Trade Centre

Why do black people have white palms? Genetics.

Why did the cave men discover fire? They were the only humans on earth.

class is canceled. My professor died.

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

I like my wine like I like my women. Not at all.

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