- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Red Violets or Red Trees are Red HOLY SH*T MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat whore.

Knock-Knock Who's there? The The Who? The Beatles!

I read a haiku. It was honestly quite good. That's basically it.

Whats faster than a mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

A miserable man committed suicide.

Why did the man walk into the grocery store? Because he had run out of peanut butter

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? There was no cross walk.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Two Mice are sitting on a bridge , one falls down an the other is named Charlotte

What happens when you get your leg caught in an elevator door? Nothing. It is likely that the elevator has advanced sensory components that won't allow the door to close on your leg.

what happens when you try to believe it's not butter? 34 Indonesian kids lose their job.

Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

Why did Poppy lose at sports day? Because she had a heart attack and died.

A Jew walks into a bar. He immediately turns around and walks out because prices at this particular high end bar are much too high for his liking.

A Hideo Kojima AntiJoke Typed by Hideo Kojima. Idea By Hideo Kojima. Concept By Hideo Kojima Spacing by Hideo Kojima Controlled for typos by Hideo Kojima Overseen By Hideo Kojima Aproved By Hideo Kojima. Reconsidered By Hideo Kojima Accepted by Hideo Kojima What took you so long?

What do you call man with no limbs or a head? Your neighbor.

wh did a man all of his bike? It was a wet and slippery day, he had a lack of control and concentration

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesnt scream when you put it in the oven!

Have you ever tried grabbing a bottle of 7-up free and walked away with it? Moral: If it says its free, its free ffs!

Why was six afraid of seven You would be scared to if your name was six and you knew someone named seven

Why couldn't the blond dial 911? She lost her arms in a tragic car accident last year

Two black guys walk into a bar. They had too much alcoholic substances and got alcohol poisoning. Their families mourned for days and their kids grew u without a father. The end.

A man is at the doctor's office and the doctor says to the man: "I'm sorry sir, you have AIDS and Alzheimer's disease." The man says: "Well, at least I don't have AIDS!"

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