A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink.

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My favorite part of the movie Frozen is when the parents die.

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Why did the black man cry and scream? It's anybody's guess. He was having a rough day.

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Q: What do you call a innocent black man that was shot 403 times by the cops when they asked for his ID and somehow assumed he was gonna reach for a gun? A: Deceased Texan.

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Knock knock Who's there? Chicken Chicken who? I can't believe you're talking to a chicken

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What do you call a black man chasing after a macdonalds van? The fastest thing in the dessert.

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knock knock? whose there? i dont know. i dont know who? i dont know.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a T-Rex? Humans are vertebrates belonging to the Mammalia class, chiefly a member of the species Homo sapiens; dinosaurs are chiefly terrestrial, herbivorous or carnivorous reptiles from the extinct orders Saurischia and Ornithischia.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well it all began in 1807 when a 7 foot rooster gave birth to a chicken on the sidewalk while purchasing ice cream. Scientists have been intrigued so they went into study with it and won the Nobel prize. This somehow persuaded them to lure the chicken over to the other side by using a lollipop. They threw the lollipop as the chicken crossed the road, hit it in the eye, the chicken spazzed out, jumped in front of a car, teleported to London, and is now a gynecologist.

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Why couldn't the boy in the wheelchair sue the man making fun of him? Because he couldn't get up the stairs to court.

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Q: What is green, has red shoes, exists in videogames and runs really really fast while collecting rings, running trough loops, has a fox sidekick etc? A: Sonic The Hedgefrog. Moral: I was always a bigger fan of Super Fratelli Brothers though...

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What happened when barba opened the coca cola? The cap flew off and hit the fence then the train then the moon then the pillow then the sun then the pole and the pole fell and hit the baseball and the cap landed on the floor... Then my turtle died

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You know what's a real drag? A club foot

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What's worse than the WNBA? The Cleveland Cavaliers.

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Golf.

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Why did the boy break his leg? Because he fell off a building

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Dyslexic drunk died choking on his own vimto last night

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What do you call someone who kills a black man? A murderer

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What's under there? I'm not falling for that one...

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What do you do when you find a black man rolling around on the ground? Stop laughing and reload.

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What do you call a mouse having sex? A spouse.

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A banana walks into a bar many people leave considering bananas certainly don't walk. many people are wondering if they are dreaming

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What brown and squishy? um um um um melted kit-kats

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Mom now that I am fourteen can I get a bra now? No Harold!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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