what is my catphrase nothing I am too good to have one

What do you do when you find a black guy bleeding on your porch? You should call an ambulance! This man is hurt!

Laughter is the best medicine. No, Heroin is.

Two rolls are hanging on a wall..... On falls down and the other ones name is Erwin

Hey, I just met you And this is scabies So I'm prescribing you some permethrin.

why did the girl cry while watching starwars? She was being raped

What do you call a guy with out any arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob

T-rex: If you're happy and you know it clap your hands, oh...

What do you call a guy who likes men? Gay

Q: How do you know what will happen when the world willl end? A: by experience

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I was raped when i was little.

A man was walking down the sidewalk. Then he turned into a drugstore.

Wha do you call a couple with aids? 2 pepole who need immediate health treatment.

You remind me of something What? Monday Why? Nobody likes you

The Blonde walked into a wall.

My jeans

What did Hitler say when he was dying? He said, "I'm dying."

Why did the girl fall of her bike? Because she got hit by a fridge!

Guess what? Chickenbuttt hahahah! lolomfg

knock knock. who's there? 9/11

What's worse than reading? A lot, but there are too many things to name

A Chinese, American, and German were all on the a boat sinking off the Border of the U.S. So the American called the U.S Coast Guard and they were rescued and taken to a nearby hospital. Two of the three members are still alive today and haunted by the memory of that day.

Did you hear about the blond that jumped off a bridge? She died.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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