Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because blind people aren't allowed to drive in the United States.

Want to know how the dyslexic man with no left arm and no left leg? All left

Q. Why did the lady scream when she saw her husband? A. Because he was dead.

I will create more jobs for americans

My friends told me they found a dead women....they said they pissed on her........that was my mom

A man walks into the doctor's office and says "Doc my leg really hurts when I poke it like this." The doctor replies, "Yes, that is a knife."

Today, both my parents were killed in a car accient. FML.

How many Norwegians does it take to change a light bulb? Only one. But all the replacements are high-tolerance, long-life and non-dimmable.

Q: How do you stop a black man from drowning? A: Quit peeing in his mouth.

Laughter is the best medicine. No, Heroin is.

What do you do when you find a black guy bleeding on your porch? You should call an ambulance! This man is hurt!

Two rolls are hanging on a wall..... On falls down and the other ones name is Erwin

what is my catphrase nothing I am too good to have one

Hey, I just met you And this is scabies So I'm prescribing you some permethrin.

Who is the fastest kid in AA? Alex Solomos

What do you call a guy who likes men? Gay

why did the girl cry while watching starwars? She was being raped

What do you call a guy with out any arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob

T-rex: If you're happy and you know it clap your hands, oh...

Q: How do you know what will happen when the world willl end? A: by experience

Wha do you call a couple with aids? 2 pepole who need immediate health treatment.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

A man was walking down the sidewalk. Then he turned into a drugstore.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I was raped when i was little.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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