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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the plane crash ? Because a loaf of brad was flying it, and Loaves of bread don't fly planes

A Finnish guy and a Russian guy go into a sauna. The Russian died.

Ruebin is Red, Curtis is too. i think i need a sweaty poo

my ilkshake brings all the boys in the yard. and the local health inspector's like , have you got a permit to be selling dairy beverages from a home based business?

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? It was my car.

Sally has no arms. A: Knock kock? B: Whose there? Not Sally.

There are 10 kinds of people in this world. Those who understand binaryy and those who dont.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? - Nothing This homeless man got a gift for his Birthday. What happened to the gift? - It got stolen the following day What did this homeless man get for New Year? - Still nothing Get real.

Why did Gavin kill Harley. Because his voices told him to.

How do you make a lawyer cry? You can't. The production of tears requires a soul, which, regretfully, no lawyer possesses.

Four gay men go to a bar and enjoy a drink celebrating their long lived platonic relationship.

Q.Why was the fat man sweeting A. Because he just ran and his body is trying to maintain thermal equilibrium

what is the difference between hitler and the jews? They had different religions

What do you get when two black men walk into a bar? A few salesmen celebrating their recent pay raise.

A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar. A good time was had by all, until closing time.

-knock knock -i'm not at home, go away!

Why did the police arrest the black man? He'd committed a crime, and was punished accordingly.

What did the man say to the tree? Nothing, he was a mime.

How do you get Suzy to get off the swing? Ask her to move.

"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

A banana walks into a bar many people leave considering bananas certainly don't walk. many people are wondering if they are dreaming

Bill goes and buys 45 watermelons, what does he have? 45 watermelons.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Ron Sparks.

so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane act

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