- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are black. Violets are black. Black people are black, And you're a douche.

An armadillo walks into a bar, and shouts "I hear you don't serve armadillos." "That is correct," the bartender replies.

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? A wood chuck could chuck as much wood as a wood chuck would if a wood chuck could chuck wood.

How did the black man burn down the house. He threw a flaming match through the window.

What do dragonflies do when they are a couple? One sits on the others head, causing the bottom dragonfly to have a loss of vision, and increases the weight on the bottom dragonfly, which increases the chance of both the dragonflies deaths.

whats worse than getting eaten by a bear a bear getting eaten by a squirrel who ate you too.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

If a tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it, then they probably won't hear the lumberjack's cries for help either.

What do you get when you cross Dracula and a snowman. Probably a little startled from the man's Dracula costume and a little chilly because the weather is cold enough to support a snowman.

Hey man, you the tall one! Yes? Do you understand me? No. But you do overstand me right? Yeah, I overstand most people.

Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

When it comes ro the zodiac my grandmother was a cancer and... She ws killed by... A giant crab

Why did a little kid's mom let go of his hand? John Wilks Booth shot her

Two chinese friends are chatting, and one says ????????? His friend says ??????? After that, the first one says ???????????, and you keep reading this like if you understood chinese.

How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

What do you get when you cross a gay man with a chainsaw? A decapitated homosexual.

How did the person die? He got hit by a car.

Why did the bear turn red? Because I fucking stabbed it!

What's another word for Manslaughter? My new Hobby

What do you call a cow with no legs A cow with no legs.

What did the dog say to the mailman? Woof.

Why did little Tommy eat an apple? Because he was on a diet

Why didnt the chicken cross the road? He was chicken.

What do you call a white basketball player? A very athletic hardworking dedicated human being.

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