what is white on top and black on bottom Society What is black on top and white on bottom Rape

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Knock, knock. MAN: Who's there? ... MAN: Hello? Anyone out there? ... MAN: Must be the wind.

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What do you call a deer with one eye? Nothing. The deer was transported to a specialist animal hospital and now has two working eyes, eliminating the purpose of this joke. We apologise for wasting your time.

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Can yas all stfu SBBBBBBBBBSBSBSBSBSSBBSBSSBSBSBSBSBSBSBSBSBSBBBBBB

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"What's long, black, and smelly?" "The unemployment line." Upon hearing his boss tell this joke, the accountant files a complaint with human resources and the boss must attend several work training classes to develop a better sense of racial awareness and compassion. The workplace soon becomes a much less threatening environment for all people.

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Gregory: Hey, aren't you that pretty girl I saw from the party? Jenny: Huh? Gregory: No wait, it can't be you. Because you are WAY prettier. Jenny: Aw, that's so sweet, lemme give you my phone number. Gregory: Okay I'm ready to copy Jenny: It's 1-800-get-a-life-loser Gregory: Biitch

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Joker: You wanna know how I got these scars Me: The Bat... Joker: The Batman!

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A guy uses Google locations to find his friend Chuck Norris.

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Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

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"So, what do you fancy doing tonight?" "Does it matter? We'll end up doing what you want anyway..."

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A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

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what's the difference between an abortion clinic and my basement? there are more dead fetuses in my basement

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Why was it sad for black guys drove off a cliff? There two more seats

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Why is Lewis hayphore gay Answer = because he sucked hos brother off #Cameron Hayphore

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What is a 3 legged dog? It's still a dog! Sheesh

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Q: Whats horny and likes your leg? A: My dog.

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A brunette, a redhead and a blonde are on the run from the police. They see a barn, and decide to hide inside it. They find three burlap sacks, and each hide in one. The police enter the barn, arrest each of the girls, and sentence them to life imprisonment for murder.

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How do you tell the difference between Lila and derrek ashmore? Oh wait they both have vaginas

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Part 1 Q: what did Sally get for Christmas A: cancer Part 2 knock knock Who's there Not Sally MR

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Why did little jimmy fall of the playground? He was blind and wasn't aware of his surroundings

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What wuld u do for a klondike bar? Nothing taste like shit.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because a fridge hit him.

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What does a black guy get for Christmas? Everything you own

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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