- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma, she so fat, she needs to buy extra-large clothes.

Knock Knock. You don't have a door.

Why did t chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken

What do you call a clown with no sense of humor? Unemployed.

How do you fit 100 dead babies in a box? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla Chips. hehehehehehe

How does a black man get to his parent's house on Christmas? He drives

Why was the Africanan boy hungry? Because food is hard to come by in Africa.

Roses are dead Violets are dead I'm a terrible gardener.

time to spruce up!

Death by kayak

roses are red, violets are blue, if ruddell was black, he would smell of poo.

See you later... Just joke I'm blind

Roses are red Violets are blue Last but not least, Bananas are yellow.

Q: why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: He had no arms Q: Why couldn't he get up? A: He died when he hit the ground

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

What do you call a middle-eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

Person 1: I need an adult.... Person 2: I am an adult. Person 1: I need another adult... Person 2: My friend's an adult too. Person 1: I need a third adult Person 2: GOD UR NEEDY!

There's a blind man walking on the south coast of England. He walks off a cliff.

A: Knock Knock.. B: Who's there? A: John B: John Who? A: Shut the hell up, i'm masturbating.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

Roses are red Violets are blue The other color on our flag is white I'm an American and rhyming doesn't matter

You grand mothers so old she going to die soon.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Ask me if i'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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