- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

what do you say when your phone is broken? A: my phone is broken

What did the boy with no legs get? A treadmill.

I don't understand what's so bad about a worm in your apple. Just get the proper software to clean it up, or even better, get a PC

Your momma soo fat.... that if she doesnt start exercising and eating right she will be more likely to get adult onset diabetes.

What did the kid say when the doctor said he had cancer Oh No

Gus's mom

A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The guy didn't respond because he was deaf.

What did the apple say to the carrot? Nothing, apples don't talk

i once bought a timeshare, guess what happened? i'm broke

An ant tries to climb and sit on a tube. It couldn't. Do you get it? … I don't either.

Why did sally fall off the swing? Because her grandfather hit her with a wrench.

What Did Gretel say to Hansel? Stop having sex with Ariana Grande!

Sigh, everybody in the world hates me :( Moral: Seven billion people? Realy?

Ok soo theres a Jewish Guy, a Christian Guy and a Gay Guy. The Jewish Guy goes Amen The Christian Guy goes Ámen The Gay Guy goes Ammeeeennn

Did you hear about that creepy guy on Facebook? He was un-friended

Crime in a hen house. All hens killed. Police found the suspected fox quickly and asked him if he have done it. No - he said. But it was him.

How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles? Pick it up and put it in a crib, like a responsible parent.

Why did Sally fly off the swing, She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

Why did it take a long time to read the anti-joke? Because of the great amount of space between the question and the answer.

My father stole my mothers heart, he's in jail for murder

What do you call a black man standing on a podium? Slave trade

A man walks into a bar…. he then looks around checking to make sure no one saw this abashing action. He sees no one did then plashing a big smile on hst face he begins to strut forward only to trip over an empty can of spray cheese. it is important to note that this spray cheese was low fat

Where did little Timmy go when the bomb dropped? Everywhere.

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