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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse that a bee sting? 2 bee stings what is worse that 2 bee sting? Kony what is wose than Kony? 3 bee stings what is worse than 3 bee sting? being allergic to bee stings

A blonde, brunette, and a redhead are taking a chemistry exam. They each get a solid B on the test.

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

Why did the Cross chicken the road? Because it wasn't the way to the Lord

Why did the jew ask for $10 back after he lent a boy $2? Because of inflation

What did Batman say to Robin to get in the car? Get in the car.

Why was the boy crying in public with no clothes on? Because he had no clothes on in public.

Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

Q: What's black and blue and is all over Timmy's mother? A: The bruises his father gave her when he came home drunk.

What does it mean when people say your mom? it means that there name is Hunter

What's worse than falling in the mud whilst wearing a suit? Burying your parents.

Why did the prestigious college accept the Native American student? Trick question, Native Americans don't exist anymore.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey!!!" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

what do u call a newspaper boy on brake? your uncle because hes broke and struggling with income.

What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Whatever her name is.

Q-Why did the man fall out of the behemoth A- he had no legs

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? What do you mean what's the difference?!?! One of them is a fucking elephant!

Mel Gibson is awoken by the ringing of his telephone. He proceeds to have a nice conversation with his wife.

How do you know when an elephant is in your refrigerator Theres printson the cheese cakes

Knock knock Who's there Joe Aids who's?

A black woman and a white woman are in a bar. They don't talk to each other though because they don't know each other. THE END.

What's harder than nailing a dead baby on a tree? My dick while doing it.

Ask me if I'm wearing pants. Are you wearing pants? Yeah.

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