- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Past, present, and future walk into a bar. It was tense!

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes back from camp.

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Presents.

What's worse than a dead baby joke? A dead baby.

A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said, "No change. He's likely to die, too."

What did the prosecuting attorney say to the defense attorney? I hate you.

What do you call a seedless pumpkin? A pumpkin.

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word

Roses are red violets are blue i have HIV you should probably get yourself checked...

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun! So I KILL YOU!!!!

Q: why didn't the asian boy ask for a calculator? A: you don't need calculators to make shoes

What did one apple say to the other? Nothing, it is scientifically proven that apples can't talk.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why can't a chicken cross a road without it being questioned?

A horse walks into a bar. The horse says "why the short face?"

What does a sock, pillow and a lamp have in common? -they all live underwater expect for the sock, pillow and lamp -Matt

What did the terrorist do to the small village? Destroy it with a bomb vest.

What did the kid with turrets CHEESE! say to his mom.

Why Is Billy So Dumb? He Didin't Pass School

Dane Cook makes a joke.

what happened when 3 had sex with 4? nothing numbers are not capable of sexual intercourse

Identical jokes get different amounts of votes

Q: Why did the black man drown? A: Because he couldn't swim.

Chuck norris doesn't make his own butter he roundhouse kicks the cow and the butter comes straight out.

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