What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit.

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What do you call a guy who likes men? Gay

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knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

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How many dead guys does it take to build a shed? None. The contractor did it for 40 dollars an hour using maple wood.

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Jo Brand no longer looks like a ball sack draped over a football.

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why did the chicken cross the road it didnt it got eaten

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All the other kids with the pumped up kicks died in a school shooting.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Does this rag smell Like chloroform to you?

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what do you call a black drug dealer? A pharmacist.

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One early Christmas morning i went downstairs. My mother told me that she had gotten me the ultimate stocking stuffer. It was a foot

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Three Jewish men walk into a butcher. They dont buy any pork products and thank the butcher for his services.

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Why did the boy get coal in his stalking. Cause he wants to be a geologist and that's what he asked for.

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There is a bunch of penguins and they fall of a cliff

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A guy walks into a bar and says, "I'm Japanese". The guy at the counter says "What a coincidence! I am Japanese too." He gets seated and the guy next to him says, "I'm Japanese too." The bar is in Japan.

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"Knock Knock" "Just ring the bloody bell for once!"

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Roses are red violets are blue ice-cream is yummy can I eat you

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If you call Dani a dog one more time, lick a gooch nut suckers. XoXo Jamie <3

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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NEVER

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What is blue and has to deal with a vagina. Blue waffle you know who has that Jews But the jews got it from the gassing and the gassing got it from hitlers wifes piss but the blue waffle came from the lesbian she had sex with when she was doing her lesbian phase but the lesbian got it from her father and the father got it from his wife.

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Q:What did the turtle say to the jaguar? A: Well, a turtle and a jaguar live in totally different habitats, turtles live in water while jaguars live in grasslands, so it would be unlikely for them to cross paths and communicate. Turtles and jaguars are unable to speak and, if a jaguar were to talk to a turtle, the turtle would be unable to make out words because turtles can only pick up vibrations. And, they would have nothing to talk about.

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a black man walks out of popeyes

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What do you call a black salesman? A salesman, you racist.

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how do you make a plumber cry? pull up his pants....

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Anti Joke

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