- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, twilight is gay and Justi Bieber too.

what do u call a joke with no punchline? A non-harmful joke

Your mother is so fat, she developed diabetes and was rushed to hospital. She might not make it.

If Alex Maitland reads this he is gay

how do you make a plummer cry? you spell PLUMBER wrong

Why do thieves shower before undertaking a robbery? Probably part of their morning routine.

Why was the girl unhappy with her male teacher? Because he gave her a bad grade...and raped her the night before.

What's worse than a worm in your apple That one time I rapped and killed your mom, oh and happy birthday prick

why did the blue berry cross the road

Why can't Julius Caesar use a cell phone? Because he is dead.

A fish walked into a bar. Actually it didn't, since fish can't walk.

why does Tom Sawyer like apples? He likes their flavor

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse then says nothing because horses cannot talk, only humans can talk.

Why was chuck norris the anti christ? Christianity was being threatened....

Why couldn't Jimmy go bowling with the rest of his friends? His parents shot him.

Thankgiving Jimmy: I'm thankful for my family Thomas: I'm thankful for shelter Jake: I'm thankful for running over babies

homosexual rights to marriage

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy had no hair because he had cancer and died 3 weeks later.

How do you make a clown sad? You kill his family.

How old am I? If you guessed correctly, you are psychic. If you guessed incorrectly, I will send flying gnomes to capture and torture you. Unless, of course, you are of a racial minority in which case nothing will happen to you because I am not racist. :P

I like school Said no one ever.

What did the convicted pedophile do to the ten year old boy? He molested him.

Sally heard a scream in a dark room and went to go see who it was. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally...

Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

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