- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's Hitler's favorite drink? Jews (meaning juice)

Why did Susie fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Why did Susie drown? Because she fell in a puddle. Knock knock Who's there Not Suzy!

Is your refrigerator running? I hope so, or else the food will go bad!

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Christmas presents.

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

Knock Knock Who's there? Jeff Oh hey Jeff, come on in

An Atheist sneezed. Everyone around him said, "God bless you." He thanked them and continued on with his day.

Why was the blonde walking funny? She had a ten foot long metal bar shoved up her butt, and it was very painful to walk.

So mind telling me why you wont call me? And why, you know... Are you avoiding this condition of yours?

Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigorator

Chuck Norris was so famous we was casted for the show Walker, Texas Ranger

A brunette, a redhead and a blonde are on the run from the police. They see a barn, and decide to hide inside it. They find three burlap sacks, and each hide in one. The police enter the barn, arrest each of the girls, and sentence them to life imprisonment for murder.

Knock Knock Who's There? Ted. Oh, Hey Ted.

What do you call someone who thinks they're funny but in reality isn't? Adam chapali Knock knock Who's there? NOT adam chapali

There are fewer coppers on sundays. As well as criminality.

How do you fit an elephant inside your car? I don't understand why this task would even need to be performed. I have never arrived anywhere in my car and thought "Sure could use an elephant right about now..."

38 studio's new game... Finance City

why do midgets surf in kitchens? because of microwaves.

a jew, a gay, and an irishman walk int a bar at different times during the span of 5 hours.

Allah walked into AK Bar

Technically rainbows are white.....and have gold at the end.

Why did he chicken cross the road? The suicide rate in chickens has gone up 50% in the past year alone.

Q.How do you scare an emo?? A.Run after them with plasters

A hairy monster walks into a bar. It was halloween.

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