Why did the black man across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Lebron traveled

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-Knock Knock - no one respond , they were brutally murdered by a drug addict.

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A man said hello to a woman. He was italian...

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Watch me shoot you

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- How do you save a black man from drowning? - I don't know - Good!

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whats the hardest answer ever? The one without a question.

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Roses are red, violets are blue When I cut you, you bleed

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Q: Why does the blonde have the biggest tits in the third grade? A: Because she's 21

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What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

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What happened to the hungry child? He got out of Africa

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yo mama so ugly she made a happy meal frown.

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What would you do for a Klondike Bar? Well I would open the freezer.

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Why do asians get good grades? Because they study very hard and want to achieve success so they can provide for their families.

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Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8-9-10.

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How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

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man walks into a bar and the bartender says, "you sir are gay!" The gay man says, "I take offense to that!" The bartender then replies "how may I help you."

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What did the cow say to the farmer who was driving by in a tractor? MOOOOOOOO!

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My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

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Josh brown loves Jessica Potts from Dylan xoxo

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Fred: Hey man where were you last night. Steve: Why don't yo ask yo mama.

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Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

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Did you hear about the Nun in the Twin Towers? Yeah, she died too

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What has four wheels and flies? A flying car.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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