Two guys fight over a girl. The girl gets up from under them.

Why did Timmy's face hurt? Because there was a frog stapled to it.

How did the black guy get knocked out? He was hit by a fridge.

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Why did the father leave work early on his son's birthday? He was rushed to the hospital after facing a severe heart attack due to a history of cardiovascular disease in his family.

What is the difference between a ginger and a pile of bricks? nothing. nothing at all.

i punched my mother in the face once she cried

What do you get when you combine a baby and a chainsaw? 30 years to to life in prison.

A baby seal walks into a club.

A house comes around the corner.

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

want to hear a yo mama joke sure Your dad

wormly wormly sat on the worm theworm said wormly and went to warmly

You know what's funny? You can't spell manslaughter without laughter.

What does it take to shit in a shower?? To choke on a whambar and be 90 kgs!

god sent down his only son, " his only son." so in gods eyes we are a bunch of girls.

Why did the black man eat the fried chicken? He was hungry

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

What do you call a seedless pumpkin? A pumpkin.

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

Why did Lucy have blond hair? Answer: Because both her parents had recessive hair traits.

A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on suicide The librarian gives him permission and he leaves the library with the book in hand.

If polar bears were pink they'd be very easy to find

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall?? A: It depends on how hard you throw them!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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