What happened when the Asian girl got a B on her report card? She committed suicide

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Have you ever tried grabbing a bottle of 7-up free and walked away with it? Moral: If it says its free, its free ffs!

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Whats black and hangs from trees? To get to the other side.

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Why did mallisa get to go to the bar instead of jeremy... jeremy has prostate cancer and he needs to be examined every 2 1/2 minuites plus he's 7 years old.

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Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

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How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles? Pick it up and put it in a crib, like a responsible parent.

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? One is a bottom-feeding scum sucker, and the other is an advisor who assists people by representing them on legal matters.

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YOU KNOW WHO ELSE LOVED AND NURTURED ME THROUGH MY CHILDHOOD YEARS? MY MOM.

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What did the deaf man say to the blind man? Probably "Look out for that car," but since he has been deaf since the age of 7, his verbal skills are tenuous at best.

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Sigh, everybody in the world hates me :( Moral: Seven billion people? Realy?

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Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

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what has a hard shaft and an even harder head? A hammer

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Why did the boy fall of the swing? He had no arms or legs

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Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

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What did Superman get for Christmas. Nothing as he likes to stay detached from society.

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

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welcome to australia. *kangaroo kicks you in the gut and you keel over, whereupon you are stampeded by wild dingoes and eaten by tasmanian devils*

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I like my babies how I like my chips. Chopped up and in a bag.

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What happened to the lady? She queefed.

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Yesterday, I was assasinated.

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why did the person cross the road? to catch the chicken

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There was a blonde, brunette, and a redhead. They are spending a relaxing afternoon together as a result of being restricted to their heavy therapeutic sessions which they are constantly in need of because all three have been diagnosed with clinic depression since everyone jokes about them so much and in conclusion, they don't see each other very often.

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Whats really ugly and horny Jake's mom

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My friends and family all recommended me for alcoholics anonymous, but all i had to say is that my father didn't raise me to be quitter.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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