- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do you believe in love at first site? Or should I walk by again?

What did the asian kid do before he got a blood test? He studied.

A Jew, black person, and Mexican jump out of a plane, which one falls first? Who cares they all died

How does a bird grow gills if you're riding a peanut. A fridge.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

What do you call it when a black man kills an Asian man? Murder.

How do you make a firefighter happy? Give him a blowjob and 10 million dollars.

A horse walks into a bar. He politely holds the door for a young woman.

Why is a bird when it flies? Because the higher it goes the much.

what do you get if you cross a retard with ruddell? andrew ruddel

How did Ronald McDonald die He was hit by a big mac

What's better than finding a $5.00 bill on the floor? Finding the person who actually owns it.

Why were two black men fighting for a dollar that fell on the floor? Because they both lost their homes in the crashing market and have to care for their ill children that need money for medical expenses.

What's the difference between Colonel Sanders and a barrel of olives? Colonel Sanders isn't in a barrel.

If a train leaves Chicago at 50 miles per hour, how hard does the baby strapped to the tracks get splattered?

I asked my wife to make me a sandwich. I had forgotten she was dead.

what did the pumpkin muffin say to the blueberry muffin? nothing, because muffins can't talk.

hers a joke... japanese people

Q: How many hair styles do celebreties induce annualy? A: I have no clue but I'm pretty sure that's a midget defacing your house!

Q. How many blondes does it take to put in a lightbulb? A. Cause of 7,8,9!

How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One to drop it and die of gas poisoning.

Why did the police arrest the black man? He'd committed a crime, and was punished accordingly.

A man from timbuktu slept on a bed of nails. It was very uncomforable

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