Roses are red, Violets are blue, I forgot the rest, Don't laugh at me...

Why did Hitler kill himself? He saw his gas bill.

whats worse than finding a dead cat in your kitchen? a dead cat in your bedroom

why did the little girl fall off the swing? she was a double amputee.

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the squirrel.

Q) How many boring people does it take to screw in a light bulb? A) One

Why do women love Panera Bread? They think it's healthy.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

Here come the elephants over the hill!

So this guy was making a sandwich...

If I am from Texas, where are you from? You know the answer? HOLY SH*T! YOU ARE A GENIUS!

Ask me about my wiener. How's your wiener? I don't have a wiener, I'm a woman.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue,All you HATERS of J. Bieber, Go suck your MOTHER.

cop arrests a jew and interrogates him Jew. i aint telling you nothing cop: really cop pours a bag of coins on the table jew: thats about $7.80 cop: you can have it if you tell us what we want to know jew: ok jew: i stole the money 123

What's Kanye West's goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

What's worse than falling out of a tree and landing on a dog? Rape.

Three men walked into a bar. The last one ducked.

i'm an inbred jew - Barras

Can anyone Lenin money?

Three men are walking, the first one walks into a bar. He has a couple of drinks because he is depressed. He drives home, drunk, and dies in a car accident. His wife finds out and hangs herself.

What do you call Metta World Peace after he has hit somebody? Metta World War.

How do you keep a black man from hanging around your tree? You cut the rope.

Why did the little boy fall over. Because someone shot him in the face.

Why isn't Michael Jackson good at chess? Because he's dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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