- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A bear walks into a bar. The bear is then shot by the bartender with the shotgun kept under the counter.

what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

So there was this kid who was sitting on a stool, and the stool started moving. He then realized that stools do not move, so he got up and ran away as quickly as he could.

q: what do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex? a: sex, just like everyome else calls it

ok when a fat person say he on a diet i said your on a sea food diet what evert you see you eat now get back to school John f kennedy students

And so the baseball says to the tractor........ Your not my dad

My favorite part of the movie Frozen is when the parents die.

How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

Why is Short Circuit the best movie ever made? Because it tastes like lemons

Knock knock Who's there? Chicken Chicken who? I can't believe you're talking to a chicken

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems make sense. 5

what happens when chuck norris loses his hokey-bar? your mother

Why was the cancer patient often bullied by his peers? Because he happened to be an extremely bad person. He often annoyed people, was intransigent and often aggravated those around him causing them to bully him.

Q: What do you call a innocent black man that was shot 403 times by the cops when they asked for his ID and somehow assumed he was gonna reach for a gun? A: Deceased Texan.

Why did the black man cry and scream? It's anybody's guess. He was having a rough day.

A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink.

Scratch and Sniff [________] smells like glass doesn't it?

Can Anti-Jokes censor curse-word tenses? Fuck Fucking Fucked Fucks

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

What's the difference between the WNBA and the NBA? The WNBA features female athletes, as oppose to the males of the NBA.

What do you call a group with one Jew and three Germans? Friends

Why did the washing machine laugh? Because it took the piss out of the knickers!!!!! :)

james hedge is gay did you know if you look at him you turn gay

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