What do u do if a blonde throws a bomb at u Trigger the bomb and throw it back

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Who lives in a pineaplle under the sea? Nobody but bacteria that will slowly eat your stomach.

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What do you call cheese that's mine? My cheese

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Yo momma so fat that she was diagnosed with obesity and may need medical assistance in the future and will be reliant on you, her child.

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why couldnt the african child eat enough food? he didnt have a mouth.

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When would you find a Mexican, Asian, Black and white guy hanging out? Never

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A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

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knock knock... ....... no one replies.. the family is deff..

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Why did the man hang himself? Because his pistol misfired.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It's hard to tell, but i could really use a cigarette.

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Why was the little girl sad? Why???? Because an elephant stamped on her, and shat on her.

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I used to say "I used to be an adventurer like you but then I took an arrow to the knee" like you but then I took an arrow in the knee.

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woman's rights

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What do black people and tornadoes have in common? - It only takes one to destroy a neighborhood.

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what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

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Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

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whats worse than catching your parents having sex? having sex with your parents

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What's it called when an abusive alcoholic father iguana has trouble connecting with his wayward teenage drug addict son iguana, while at the same time the mother iguana doesn't come home till late hours and constantly calls her daughter iguana a slut? Reptile Dysfunction.

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Why did blonde drown? As a child a child she never learned to swim since she did not enjoy swimming.

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Q: Whats Worse Than 21 Dead Babies in a Trashbag? A: 1 Dead Baby In 21 Trashbags.

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Scrooge McDuck dives headfirst into his pool of gold coins... He breaks his neck from the impact of the landing and dies.

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A Muslim, a Buddhist, and a Christian are on a plain. They have to jump off for some reason. The Muslim straps a bomb to his chest, jumps out of the plain, and screams "AHLA AKBAH"!!!! The Buddhist jumps out and says save me heavenly Buddha. A giant golden hand catches him and lightly places him on land. The Christian says "aw hell with this" and jumps out, then says "save me heavenly Buddha". The giant golden hand places him down gently on land. The Christian then says "thank god". The giant golden hand comes back down and kills him.

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Your mom is so fat that her every day life if a struggle and she has to get gastric bypass surgery or else she is going to die

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WHY DO IDIOTS RIGHT STUPID JOKES BECAUSE THEY HAVE NOTHING BETTER TO DO WITH THERE LIVES.

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