- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when a baby stops crying? it dies.

Whats long, hard, and makes a girl excited? A penis.

Why did the black homosexual blind man want to go to the comedy club? He enjoys a good laugh

Why did the black man have a gun in his hand? He was crossing through a dangerous neighborhood and was offering protection to himself and his family.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My vagina is Red, Im on my period.

Knock knock, Who's there? The constable. Your husband was killed in a car crash.

What did the Firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire.... - Let's go home.

What did the piano say to the ice cube? Dude, get back in the freezer or you are going to melt!

Q:What's the difference between a Boy scout and a Jew? A:Boy scouts come back from camp.

when u cant say fuck say firetruck because it starts with f and it ends with uck ?firetruck?

Why did I get thumbs up from everyone? Answer: Because they like my anti-joke.

Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

what is the difference between gravel and dead baby guts? i dont eat gravel.

Why did the black man cross the road? To escape from his owner.

I like my wine like I like my children... Eight years old and locked in a cellar

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was a loaf of bread.

Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

What do you call a Mexican in the sand? A churro! (not trying to be racist, I'm even Mexican)

A Jew walks into a bar and says drinks are on me.

Where's my baby??

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How do you drown a black? - pop their lips

Why did the woman come out of the kitchen? She didn't.

What did the... Uh, I forgot the rest of the joke.

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