TWO PADDIES PASS A PUB

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I was about to do an triathlon, but i took an arrow to the knee. It got infected and i promptly died two days later.

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Why did the black man get some Kool-Aid? Because he was thirsty, and thought Kool-Aid would be able to quench his thirst.

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Why was the man sad He wasnt i lied

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Im taking a shit right now.

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Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a classified space mission for N.A.S.A.

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Gay republicans

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Q-Why did the little boy feel hot? A-Because he faceplanted into a bonfire.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

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A man did not like this site

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When did Dom become so brave? When he made friends

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H2O corndogs running around naked CC

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Polly went out for a fag. Then she was raped.

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Why do Mexicans always have heart burn? Because the food is spicy.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She technically could have, she was physically able, but cars were not invented yet, and even if they were it is unethical for any humane person to let a blind and def person drive.

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A black man in a hooded sweatshirt is sprinting down a back alley. He is trying to get into better shape by exercising and knows a shortcut to his house.

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How do you make an onion cry? Onions are incapable of crying

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Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have down syndrome, my favorite color is potato

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you know why they're called ear wigs, right? cause they go in your ears! then they wig out? no, they kill you.

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Why did the girl fall of the swing? I hit her with an axe.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Josh. Lettuce who? I didn't say "lettuce"... I said Josh.

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What did Geoar Bush say after a journalist ask what he was going to do about Katrina? Where gonna find her we do think she has some connection with Alkida .

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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