- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You should put some sand in your vagina to make the crabs feel more at home.

A Chinese man... pulling another Chinese man in one of those carts behind him.

what do you call a fish with no gills? Dead

Why was the minority sad? Because the police beat him and then he was raped in jail.

What did the poor boy get for Christmas? Orphaned.

What's hotter than a woman who is face down and ass up? A woman who isn't tying her shoes.

Knock Knock! ... Whos there? ... Daisy ... Daisy who? ... Daisy me trolling... ;)

wanna hear a joke? me niether.

Q: Why do all Asians have small penises? A: They don't.

Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name ia not Mark.

What's worse than dieing? Not much.

Obama One Big Ass Mistake America

Why doesn't a ducks quack echo? Actually, it does, but the echo is imperceptible to human ears.

What do you call a fish with no "i's"? A blind fish.

What did the monkey say to the lion? I'm being sexually abused by my handler, and feel so violated.

What's big white and can't fly? -Half of America Whats big brown and can't fly? -Crap

What's a black man that drives a bus? A bus-driver

Its not a big mistake at all, if people do not want to get hypnotized you cant hypnotize them, or so I thought...

Flawed genetics? I am just sad, but then again I am a crybaby, mind sharing a bit more with me? I mean you wont call me wont you? You are not keeping me a secret from anyone right?

How does Fred drink his milk? -computer

A bus with 12 black guys is driven off a cliff. What is the sad part of this story? ... Our beloved president was not involved.

Why did William commit suicide? Because his grandmother had recently died of terminal cancer. His mother left him on the front step when he was two, and moved to Tennessee with her baby daddy.

Why did helen keller's dog run away? He lost track of his destination and got lost.

Why didn't Jane text James? Because she was kidnapped.

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