What do you get when you throw a piano down a mine shaft? A flat minor.

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Why didn't Joey play with the other kids on the playground? Answer: He was dead

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sir ya look like ron weasly hhahahahaha LEL

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"....did he fire six shots or only five....." It doesn't really matter, considering he will die of blood loss soon

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A priest and a Rabbi walk into a bar, but they're wearing normal people clothes, so no one notices or says anything funny.

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Who would win if Chuck Norris and God fought to the death? None they are both fictional.

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How do you make a dentist cry? Kill all his family.

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what do u call a Muslim flying a plane??? 9-11

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Why did the chicken commit suicide? Because the numerous failed attempts of crossing over the years deemed it almost impossible, therefore, chicken could no longer see the point in life.

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Why did a kid throw a clock out the window? Because he was adopted

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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There are three guys on an airplane, a Korean, a Mexican, and an American. The pilot comes on the speaker and syays,"The plane is to heavy, throw out the thing you have most in your country." The Korean throws out an AK-47 and says,"We have to many of these in our country." The Mexican throws out a taco and says,"We have to many of these in our country." The American throws out the Mexican and says,"We have to many of these in our country."

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Sugar is sweet. You're adopted.

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Dey see me boilin' Dey choppin' God I'm so fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juiiiiiiccccy! MR MCCANN

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What is wrong with black stereotypes? Nothing! Basketball is pretty fun if you try it!

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What is the best way to eat a dead baby? I don't know. That is incredibly disgusting.

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A man walks into a bar. He buys something.

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What's the difference between a cow and some dirt? They're the same except for almost everything

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Q: Whats horny and likes your leg? A: My dog.

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Chuck Norris' beard takes 1st 2nd and 3rd in the most impressive beard catagory. He was the only contestant.

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why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black guy on a bike? Just because its not very nice.

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What did the platypus do whenever he walked into the bar? Nothing. It's a platypus, they don't do much.

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A guy walks into a restaurant and sits down only to realize he is not wearing any pants. Immediately the police are called and arrest the man for indecent exposure. Given there were children in the restaurant at the time, the man is also charged as level 3 sex offender and is held on $100,000 bail. His family receives the news and become the talk of the town. His wife commits suicide from embarrassment, leaving her 10 year old son up for adoption who later gets involved with drugs due to his rough childhood.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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