Q: A blonde walks into a bar. What does she get? A: An icepack.

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How do u kill a gay man? Shoot him in the head

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What did the woman get for her 18th birthday? Stabbed to death.

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KNOCK KNOCK whos there Malcom i dont know any Malcom go away!

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Guess what your birth certificate really is. An apology letter from the condom factory.

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Salt: "Hi there!" Slug: "AAÀAAAAAAAAAGGGHHHHH!!!" *dies*

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Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

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Roses are red, My name is Dave, This poem makes no sense, Microwave.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Teenage pregnancy.

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whats funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff cathcing him at the bottom with a pitch fork

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Q: what smells like cheese and tastes like cheese? A: cheese

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A cheeseburger and fries walk into a bar. The bartender says "sorry, we don't serve lunch"

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What's purple and has four legs? I don't know. What? I DONT KNOW EITHER THAT'S WHY I'M ASKING YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE!

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Your momma is so old, she qualifies for multiple financial aid programs provided by the government.

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whats the difference between kroush and a bucket of shit? the bucket

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Two polar bears, oddly enough, are sitting in a bathtub. One of them asks "Could you pass the soap?" The other obliges and gives him the soap.

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What do you call two black men walking down a stairwell? Their names.

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So, Ryan Dunn was driving under the influence of alcohol. The result of this action proved to be fatal for both Ryan and his passenger; who happened to be his close and personal friend.

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Mack: Hello Jonathan: Hi Mack: My name is Mack, what's your name? Jonathan: My name is Billy Mack: You liar! I'm reading this post at anti-joke.com and whenever you reply, your name shows Johnathan! Johnathan: Well Mack, I guess you broke the 4th wall. By the way, this joke is over in 3, 2, 1...

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whats long, fat, and people love it in their mouth? blunts.

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How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two but I don't know how they got in there.

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Man U

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A hill billy went fishing

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Whats the difference between a bong and a nigger? My bong works

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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