- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a little girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear

a black man walks into a shop, he buys his groceries, then leaves...

What would a gay man do with a jelly doughnut? Thoroughly enjoy its fruity taste.

What happened to the alcoholic man that decided to never drink ever again? He died of thirst. Moral: Alcohol was the only available liquid in this twilight zone... Anti anti joke

Why couldn't jack join the football team? Jack has down syndrome

What is the difference between my pet goldfish and an african village? My pet goldfish has water.

Burrinbar Smells like incest anal sex!

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Why did the black man go to jail? He stole some rice.

When life gives you lemons, squirt the juice in life's eyes. Then life won't trust you with lemons.

why couldn't the boy talk? Because he was dead

What was funny about the Halocast? Nothing, thousands of innocent people died

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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Q; why did the German ask the Jew to go in his shower? A; because the Jew had stayed the night at the Germans house.

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

There is a mom a dad and a son, they walk into the museum and the dad is in the bathroom.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because

When is a Jewish persons bedtime? When the brain releases endorphins, causing drowsiness, which usually leads one to sleep.

Why was the emo kid sad? Because he gets raped by his dad every night

Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

Why are you gay? Because ***** you

Why couldn`t Sally open the jar? Because she did not have thumbs.

Why did the man have sex with other men? Because he was homosexual.

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