- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Albino say to the other albino? Due to heredity and our inheritance of Chromosomes causing albinism, We could be displaced in society but luckily, we have eachother. They went home and lived happily. But not ever after. That craps or normal people. (freaking albinos...)

What's the relationship between a frog and a building? They have nothing to do with each other so stop trying to figure out this query.

If you see a person falling down your balcony, Say cya later!

Why did the man walk into the grocery store? Because he had run out of peanut butter

ATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

I walked into the cactus store. The clerk there was being mean so I called him a "prick". ...........

your mother is so fat, she possesses her own orbit

A black man walks out of a police station

What do you call a black person pimping out his bitches? a dog breeder.

Roses are red, Violets are red, I have a dead body, What do I do.

i am an arrow and i did not hit your knee!f

what sucks blows and gets laid in the closet. YOUR MOM VACUMING

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a worm on the other side. And the more pressing question is why do i watch a chicken in my free time

Why was the truck making noises? It was backing up.

Why can't the man get a good jod? Because he did not go to college and there for did not get a good education.

What did the blind man say to his wife? -would you mind helping me upstairs, for I cannot see.

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are yellow Grass is green

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms knock knock who's there? Not little Suzie.

Where did Suzy go after the explosion? - Everywhere.

why did the chicken cross the road? I never got to ask it got hit by a car.

What did the whale do when he was angry? He beached himself, causing a major ecological disaster and costing the beach community thousands of dollars to return him to the water.

How did Richard the lion heart get his name? From his parents.

A man goes to his doctor and asks: ""What is wrong with me doc? One moment I think I am a teepee, the next moment I a, a wigwam." To which the doctor responds: "I have told you several times sir; you have stage IV pancreatic cancer."

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