What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

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Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? The door was a loaf of bread.

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How do you call leprechaun with leprosy? Sick.

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What did one lawyer say to the other? Your son's coming to my son's birthday party, right?

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Why did the car break down? Because breakfast was done.

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Q: how do you get a clown off a swing? A: You hit it with a axe

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Why did the monkey fall off? It had no more lives. Why did the second monkey fall off? I dunno. Why did the third monkey fall off? Since the second was unknown, the third does not exist. Why did the little girl died? It's pretty obvious.

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two men write a poem one says quack the other says woof what is the middle of the number witch is amazing because who ever is reading this you are beautiful and have chucken food ion your cheek bone connected to the knee cap indeed i shall write on to you guys saying how lovley it is TO MAKE FIRENDS WITH CHICKENS

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If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

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what did the hobo as the other hobo? do u have any cheese?

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How many babys does it take to paint a wall red? 7 and 24 paint brushes cause babys need do overs

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what is the meaning of life? i dont know, but im fairly sure its not 42

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Holocast ...

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why did the feminist cross the road? to suck a dick

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what has balls and is long and suckible? Spaghetti

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding 2 worms in your apple

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A baby seal walks into a club. He immediately escorted out because babies are not allowed in clubs.

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When Chuck Norris claps, his two hands slam together, creating rather loud soud.

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Why couldn't Jimmy go bowling with the rest of his friends? His parents shot him.

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Two Iranian men walk into a bar and order a Coke and a Lemonade. The Barman said take a seat and he'll bring them over.

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whats brown and sticky? Doody

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why did a guy try to rob me? because he was black.

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Why did the girl stop running? Because she is in a wheelchair and will never walk again

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what better than getting an F on a test? getting an A on a test.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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