- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What Do You Call A Black Guy Surrounded By Nine White Guys With Bats? Jackie Robinson.

How do you get rid of Herpes? You can't.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

What did the Mexican firefighter name his twin sons? Nothing, his wife had an abortion.

Why was Joe lying on the ground? Because he got shot.

Why didn't the man get into Harvard? Because he had bad grades

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

You know what would be funny? If the Incredible Hulk asked Spiderman to change his diaper.

Why was the man walking down the street late at night? Because he's homeless and has nowhere to stay.

How do you make a clown frown Throw an axe at his face.

Why did the White man scream when he saw a Black man? Because he was scared.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

Miss Jones has 10 apples on her desk. Billy takes half of them away and runs. What does Miss Jones have? 5 apples and a complaint filed for smacking Billy with a ruler.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Screwing in a lightbulb is a simple, menial task, and the fact that the man was a Jew is irrelevant.

Q: What does a psychic have in common with a stone? A: The bible decrees that psychics are witches and should be stoned and something topical about the stone.

whats older than your mom? a tortoise that has been living more than a couple hundred years

All dogs are mammals. All cats are mammals. Therefore, all dogs are cats.

The chickens have become self-aware!

(Played Basketball for 15 years) I TOLD YOU I'D QUIT WHEN LeBron Gets A RING

One, two, three, four and five

Two muffins are sitting on a counter. One muffin says to the other "hello." The other muffin says "Oh my god a talking muffin!"

What's the richest fish in the sea? The one you threw a quarter at.

How many blondes can you fit in a car? About 5 if you lift the arm rest.

Q: What do you call a serial killer named Mark? A: Mark.

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