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What does a dishwasher and the holocaust have in common? Not much.

How do you make a firefighter happy? Give him a blowjob and 10 million dollars.

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

your mommas so fat she should be worried about getting diabetes

What's 9+10? 19

Knock Knock Who's there? You have AIDS.

Whats 9 plus 10? 19

I don't really like holocaust jokes because my grandpa was in it. Yeah he was drunk and fell off his guard tower.

Why did the pencil break? A Viking destroyed it with his beard.

whats white and sticky? a white stick

Whats worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant monkey

Smoke Day, Every Weed.

Interviewer: Are you currently a smoker? Applicant: Are you implying that I look like a chimney?

What do you call a black man with no arms? Trustworthy.

what do michael Jackson and little boys do in the dark alone? they turn on the flashlight

Why was the girl crying? Because I raped her

How do you find the population of Mexico? Send out a census

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesnt scream when you put it in the oven!

Why was the asian bad at sex? Because he was 5 years old

Whats big, round and orange? A big round orange

Your momma's so fat, people make jokes about her.

why did andy wake up this morning. because he wasnt tired anymore

why did bob eat the cookie? because he was hungry

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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