- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plane crash The pilot, being an uneducated pilot, crashed the plane as he didn't have proper training, and the whole of the passengers died.

What's cold, tired, wet, and starving? A girl up at 4:00 am that just came out of a cold shower.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms

There were two mufins in an oven. They did not say anything because muffins are incapable of speech.

what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing, you already told her twice.

Get a life besides thumbing down statements telling you advice.........

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue. Vodka is cheaper than dinner for two.

Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone?? Cause he got hit by a bus.

A man jumped off a bridge. He went bungee jumping with his family and had a great time.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house. "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "The chicken"

what's the difference between a pound of liver and vomit? £3.24

My house is on fire I'll probably die posting this joke

What happened to the guy that got hit by a bus? He got hit by a bus and died.

An old friend of mine had an idea. "Socks, but for your hands." I laughed until the day I heard he died of chaffed penis.

How do you confuse a blond? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

You're so vein you are probably a tube that conveys blood from various parts of the body to the heart.

Why did the Grizzly bear refrain from attacking the hiker? It didn't. The hiker was torn to shreds within minutes.

Want to hear a joke? No.

What did the young man's clothes smell like after a long night of partying? Laundry detergent, it was quite pleasant

Roses are red, Violets are purple, not fucking blue.

"This is the best of all possible anti-jokes," said Pangloss.

Q: Playstation 4 or Xbox One? A: Both of them are specialized desktop computers used to play video games. It makes no sense to argue or attempt to make any distinction, as they are the exact same thing.

I was there when Lebron James hit a home run to win the Super Bowl.

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