- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the farmer say to the cow that asked for food? No.

Why did the bear turn red? Because he was emBEARessed. Nah just kidding, a hunter shot him.

Q: Why couldn't Billy breathe? A: Because when the truck ran over him his lungs were crushed.

Why did the plane crash? Because a tomato was the pilot.

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping that at least one of the puns would win. Unfortunately, none of them did.

Your mom is so dirty, She smells.

Dick Cheney That's the joke

Why did the Asian man have to sit down to pee? Because he had no legs.

Why did the old lady walk across the road? She was on her way to the convenience store on the other side.

How many kids does it take to get a day off of school? ...26

Why was the man dress in a suit ? He had a job

Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

9 + 10 = How much yo mama makes.

Q: Why did Jesus die for our sins? A: He didn't.

What happens when you rub two penises together? Gay sex.

What's long and black The unemployment line

Obesity runs in your family. To bad no one runs in your family.

What did the Golden Retriever say when asked about the meaning of life? woof.

If life throws you lemons, you might be dislexic

Your mom is so fat she probably has a body mass index of between 25 and 30 which is considered to be "overweight" but paradoxically is associated with fewer health risks by medical professionals.

Potassium? K.

Why did Timmy drop his ice cream cone? Because a skyscraper landed on him. Yes. A skyscraper.

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