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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

What do you call a horse with a missing leg Calling it names could be considered animal abuse and should be reported immediately

What do you call a man with a spade stuck in his head? An ambulance, he may be in need of urgent medical assistance

Why'd Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's There Not Sally Why was the boy sad? Because he dropped his ice cream cone Why'd he drop his ice cream cone? Because he got ran over by a bus Why'd he get run over by a bus? BECAUSE SALLY WAS DRIVING

What's big and looks like a mushroom? A Mushroom.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Poop. Poop who? HAHAHAHAHAHA you said poopoo

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You'd run away too if someone left the gate open and you happened to be a dog.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

What was going through the man's head on the 51st floor when the first plane hit? The 52nd floor.

A: Why do you look like a dog? B: Idk.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

You know how they say cats have nine lives? They don't.

what do you call an octopus with 9 tentacles? a male octopus

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Why did the man murder his wife? Because she would'nt do the the dishes

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Anything you like, he's blind.

What do you call a person with one eye and no arms? Names.

what has two legs, and is red? half a cat.

What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "come" on your face.

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb Wanna go ride bikes?

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