- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call an elephant mixed with a rhino? A freak.

Yo momma so stupid she threw a rock at the ground And missed.

Why did the boy fall off his skateboard before running into a cross-section? Because he was shot.

Q: How do you make an onion cry? A: You can't, it's an onion.

Roses are blue Violets are red Sugar are you And so is sweet

What did the orphan get for Christmas? Nothing, the orphanage did not have sufficient funds to give everyone a present because they did not want to how favoritism because the orphans are already sad enough and te orphanage does not want the orphans killing them selves

What starts with F and ends with U-C-K? Firetruck

I don't know about the rest of you, but I HATE funerals.

Q:what do you get when you get when you cross a dog and a human A: a human-dog hybrid with AIDS

Why did the 60 y/o man take erectile dysfunction pills? His doctor prescribed them.

what did the black guy ge for christmas? a speeding ticket

What can bankrupt people buy? Free stuff.

Your mum is such a slut, I'd reccomend she seeks psychiatric help, as her deviant promiscuity is clearly a phsical manifestation of some deep rooted psychological disfunction. We all wish her well.

I met her back in the 80s when she was a man.

Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says: "Man it's hot in here!" The other muffin looks over and says "Holy cow a talking muffin!"

Fact: Nine out of ten Americans believe that out of ten people one will always disagree with the other nine.

roses are red, violets are blue, if you want to success, stop being a mess..

The song Barbra Streisand has more than 2 words.

Once, there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end

Whats worse than a bee sting? -Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? -The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? -Three bee stings.

How do I become successful like you dad? Just do good.

Why did Michael Jackson die Cuz

What's the difference between cancer and my grandmother? She doesn't have cancer.

An englishman, an irishman and a scotsman walked into a bar. They were all lawyers out on lunch break and happened to walk into the same building. They laughed about the coincidence over the a drink

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