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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What was going through the man's head on the 51st floor when the first plane hit? The 52nd floor.

Why did the man murder his wife? Because she would'nt do the the dishes

You know how they say cats have nine lives? They don't.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Anything you like, he's blind.

what do you call an octopus with 9 tentacles? a male octopus

What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "come" on your face.

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb Wanna go ride bikes?

Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

What's the difference between a bowling ball and guacamole? The guacamole is delicious with chips, and the bowling ball is just a bowling ball.

What do a cow and a banana have in common? Neither of them is a police officer.

what has two legs, and is red? half a cat.

What do you call a person with one eye and no arms? Names.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A:I don't know i was asking you P.S. leave your answer in the comments below :D

When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

What happens when a plane with 2500 people on board crashes? There were only 165 seats.

How do u get high, meet a leprachaun, and touch a rainbow? U find a leprechaun shoot him, steal his pot, and run up the rainbow silly!

I like that, yet I wonder if our subconscious knows what it is what we seek, maybe we need to tell ourselves that we will find happiness, and then the mind leads us there.

Laughter is the best medicine. Not for cancer.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

A man walks into me and I say: "WATCH IT PUNK!"

what happens when a retard hits an iceberg with a gigantic boat? 1517 people die.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We've just had sex, Now you have aids too....

roses are red violets are blue i bribed a hobo to eat my poopoo

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