- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little boy fall over. Because someone shot him in the face.

Why did the man ask the IPhone to marry him He was smoking weed

I stabbed a person. No seriously, I just stabbed them. There's no punchline. Just Just Stab wounds.

Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary

You thought i'd be telling you a joke. Turns out im not.. !! haha

Why did Little Timmy eat Smarties before school? Because he was hungry.

What did Soviet children dream about? Communism.

What do you tell a woman who claims that she is going to yell "fire" in a crowded movie theater? That doing so could result in serious injuries or even death, and that she would be wise to reconsider her future options, as she could be held responsible for any and all problems that arise.

Why couldn't the woman give her sister a present? Because she just got eaten by zombies.

How do you know when everybody on a plane crash is dead ? When your the only one who walked out

Why did the overweight black man wake up & then not get out of bed? He was paraplegic.

What do you call it wen black people are sky diving? ...Night

how do you piss off a dyslexic? give him a crossword puzzle

Why can't a cat fly Because it doesn't have wings.

why did the blonde put on a coat? because she was cold.

What did the snowman say when winter was ending? -Nothing you dumbass

Knock knock Who's there Guess who? Billy, is that you? Yeah baby I'm home! OMG!!!

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

Why was the giant centipede full? Because it just ate half a dozen purebred golden retriever puppies by hiding all day in the poopy newspapers and emerging at night to eat the defenseless baby dogs in their sleep. BUM BUM BUM KSSSH!

How did the fireman get to the police station? He massacred his wife and children.

Q- Why? A- Why not?

A man finds out he was molested by his father as a child.

A man was walking down the sidewalk. Then he turned into a drugstore.

Knock knock Who's there It's a policeman informing you that your parents have been killed in a car crash. Your Dad, who has been struggling with substance abuse and depression, found out his wife had been cheating on him, and in a drunken rage, wrapped the car around a tree.

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