- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad your whole family isn't dead from a fatal car accident?

What is black and blue and red all over? My wife.

that green thing is not a leaf, it's my sister

What's so funny about Mexicans? Nothing. They're all humans too.

Roses are red, You're a failed abortion, Happy Valentines Day. :D

What did the boyfriend ask his girlfriend for on his birthday? Pokemon Yellow version.

My jeans

A man walks into a bar, he purchases a drink from the barman proceeds to finish the drink and then leaves.

Why did the Mexican jump of the roof? Because he had a serious meth addiction that was destroying his family and he could not live with the awful things he did to get his fix.

roses are red violets are blue i have 5 fingers the middle ones for you.

Why was the Muslim crying? Because his brother got hit by a bus.

Why did the little boy cry and run home from the store? Because the store was out of pickles.

whats worse then being married to your dog eating your dog out

what is the best way to stand out from the croud? open up your butt hole and take a video for to put on dat jumbotron

Do you want to hear a joke? Well you can't because you are reading this

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

2 gay guys walk into the bar guy #1 say lets get drunk guy #2 says lets get wasted then #1 says... what do they do fall on the floor and do it.

You know what they say about guys with big feet. They have big feet.

Q. What do you call a bashed black man laying on pavement? A. Neapolitan

What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked

what did the little girl with no legs and no arms get for christmas? Cancer

Shelly tells Rob to go home... Thats what she said

Knock knock. Who's there? Ryan. Ryan who? Ryan Seacrest.

An elephant walked into a pub and ordered a strong Vodka and Coke. "Long day?" asked the barman. "Yeah. Very. So many people stroking my trunk in my apartment - It's meant to be a private place. I'm scared to go back there. One child said they were going to rape me."

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