- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call Batman and Robin after they have been run over by a car? Dead.

What do you call a black man with no arms? Trustworthy.

How many fish fingers does it take to change a lightbulb? Five.

why did they plain crash? cause of gravity stupid

What's worst that cancer? Murder porn

What's 9+10? 19

Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun? Because leprechauns don't exist.

What's the difference between Little Billy and Ice Cream? People like Ice Cream.

You thought i'd be telling you a joke. Turns out im not.. !! haha

i quit soccer because science happened and then i forgot how to screw in a lightbulb

What do you call a really bad band? One with a poor guitar player, a bad bass player, sloppy drums, obnoxious vocals, and all of the songs sound the same. Or Nickelback.

How do you solve a scatter plot? Give a pencil to Michael J. Fox.

whats worse than finding out there's mold in your bread? finding out the holocaust is in your bread

What does it take to make the best anti-joke ever? not this

Q:What did the midget say to the toll booth operator? A: Is your family dead too?

What's worse than a dead baby? What a sick question. Most would argue that nothing is worse than the death of an infant.

Why did the black basketball team beat the white basketball team? They practiced more

A man is eating in a restaurant and says, "Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!" The waiter says, "I'm sorry, can I bring you some salad instead?"

Whats so funny about the women bringing fast food home for her family? Nothing shes a single mother who does'nt have time to make food between her two jobs.

Why did Billy fall off his bike? He tried to kill himself.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know most poems rhyme, This one doesn't

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It didn't.

Two muffins were in an oven. The first muffin says: 'It sure is hot in here!' The second muffin says: 'Why are they only cooking two muffins?'

let me tell u a dirty joke a guy fell in the mud.

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