Your so stupid that when during your baseball game your third base coach told you to run home, you did. The next day, you failed your test.

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What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay for it, eat it and then proceed on disposing the packaging of the klondike bar

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You should put some sand in your vagina to make the crabs feel more at home.

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how do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The fridge is on its side, the door is torn off, and the ruined food scattered all over the floor. Not to mention there is an elephant in your kitchen.

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A blonde, a red head, and a brunette are on an island. Due to the law of averages, this isn't that unlikely or significant.

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What's worse than dieing? Not much.

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Going up to someone and saying, "my mom is dead and my dad tryd killing himself, can i have a ride home?"

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What did the mom say to her daughter? I love you.

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Will I be watching The Voice tonight? no.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

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What's worse than finding your whole family dead? Nothing. Finding your family dead is terrible.

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What did the elephant say to the naked man? "Cute, cute, but can it pick up peanuts?"

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My little league baseball coach measured the team for cups. Its 9 years later and we still dont have those cups.

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Yo mamma is so fat that she can fit through a skinny doorway. Actually, yo mamma isn't fat at all, but rather a normal sized woman secure in her weight.

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Yo momma so fat that when she sat on the bible jesus poped out.

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Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Watching your mum get sandwiched by two black guys...

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Q~ What did the black man say to the priate when he pulled out a AK47? A~ "This is a gun. im going to kill you with it."

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i think dylan is turnimg gay for amy

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Why did the Jewish man bend down to pick up a penny? Because he had dropped it and required the penny as part of his payment for his food.

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have you seen Helen Keller's bird house? neither has she

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XD I TOTALLY CANT BELIEVE I FELL FOR THAT ONE! XD IT WAS LIKE SO OBVIOUS! XD

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Your mother is so fat, we needs two fat jokes to adequatly make fun of her.

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what is bad about being a black jew? you have to sit in the back of the oven

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Knock Knock Who's There Trick or Treat!!!

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