What's worse than a bee sting? A large number of things ranging from getting stung by two bees to falling off a cliff.

What's Funny About A Black Man Being Shot? Nothing, That Man Was My Friend.

Gay rights.

why did the chicken cross the road? he was an escaped mental paitent

why cant little timmy ski? he was born without legs.

Why did Obama give a speech? Because he is the president and people look up to him

What's three times More dangerous than a war? Three wars

What do you get when you cross scabies with genital warts? Krusty Krabs.

what did a ginger say to god? nothing gingers dont have souls and therefore cant go to heaven

So Nero, do we tell people your comments are all containing codes and stuff so we can stay in touch?

Knock knock Who's there? Overused punchline Overused punchline who? The Holocaust.

Why did the little girl with no arms an legs cry? Because she fell off the swing.

How do you get four gay men on one stool? You get three more stools.

What does a spider Pig do? Nothing. They dont exist.

Why did the kid cross the road? To show his friends that he had guts. And man, did he have guts.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. *Knock knock* "Who's there?" "Not Sally."

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side! :)

Why couldn't the boy watch the R-rated movie? Cuz he was blind.

What do you call a person who is deaf. It doesn't matter, they wont be able to hear it when you call them.

"Ask me if I'm a tea pot" "Are you a tea pot?" "No" Try this on your friends

Q-What's funnier than 24? A-Most black jokes

Why was the wife disappointed in her husband? He hasn't been very talkative since the suicide.

What would you do for a Klondike bar? Pay a reasonable sum of money.

Why was the little girl crying? There was a frog stapled to her forehead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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