- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the similarity between Moses and Muhammad? They both have the same letter starting their names

What's big, black, and impossible to swallow? A parking lot. Among many other things.

"What time is it?" "Time to buy a watch." The homeless man inquiring about the time proceeded to cry.

Whats the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?? The WheelChair

I'm rubber and you're glue, neither one of us say anything because inanimate objects can't talk.

What do you call a black teen on Maury Povich? A mother.

Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

What's red and bad for your teeth? a brick.

I once duped this chick with a parrot. Crazy thing wouldn't shut up. The parrot was pretty cool

Hickory Dickory Dock, Three mice ran up the clock, the clock struck 1, and the other 2 escaped with minor injuries

How many Woman does it take to change a lightbulb? none they had a back up lamp

like most people my age. im 27

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong walked on the moon and Michael Jackson appeared in court several times under charges of child molestation

What did the prostitute say to the president of the United States? Good morning Mr. President. She had managed to leave the sex industry, finished her education and was doing secretarial work in the White House.

Your mother is so fat that she has to undergo amputation of her foot because of type 2 diabetes.

How do you kill a black man wearing a bullet proof turbin? Shoot him anywere other then his turbin.

What is an Indian's favourite country? North Currya

why did nick kiss esther because he cheated

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because it broke...

Beans, beans, the magical fruit. The more you eat, the more you have consumed.

A jew walk's into a bar. But actually it was a Gas chamber.

A man takes a bite into a tuna casserole and burns his tounge. He is also a hermaphradite.

Why did my car stop suddenly? I had arrived at my appropriate destination.

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