Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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Donald Trump

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rose's are red violets are blue I have touretts blblblblblblblblbbl

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A neutron walks into a bar. The barman says, "for you, no charge." The neutron replies, "very funny asshole, you're just going to put it on my tab after I pass out."

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Knock Knock Who's there? Who Who who? Hoodini

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whats the same about a donkey and a horse? They are from the same animal classification group.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Why did the duck cross the road? I don't know. I only know why the chicken crossed the road.

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Technically rainbows are white.....and have gold at the end.

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There are fewer coppers on sundays. As well as criminality.

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Two friends are sitting on a couch watching TV. One friend accidently turned on a pornography channel. The other friend felt awkward and went home.

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What did the kid say to the ice-cream Man Can I have a duck please

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Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

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Feminine hygiene jokes aren't funny. Period

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Roses are red violets are blue i have HIV you should probably get yourself checked...

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Why did the Mexican jump the fence? He was at his neighbors house and it was shorter to cut through yards than to walk to his house

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Chuck Norris once jumped off of a 9 story building. He broke half of the bones in his body because he is 71 years old.

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Why did the little girl only walk half way across the street She fell into a man hole and died

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Why Is Billy So Dumb? He Didin't Pass School

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A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

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what is sticky and brown a black guys stick

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Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse then two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Three bee stings.

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How do you confuse an English Professor? Light your pants on fire and flop around like a fish.

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My grandpa died in the holocaust. How? He had gas.

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Why did Sally fall off her bike? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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