Q: Why did the black man drown? A: Because he couldn't swim.

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What did the boy eat for breakfast? Food

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Jimmy is at a movie ? He's with a gay boy

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Horse walks into a bar. 'The barman says 'why the long face?' The horse says 'I've got cancer'.

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What's long and black The unemployment line

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Fact: Nine out of ten Americans believe that out of ten people one will always disagree with the other nine.

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The war against the moral men was long and hard, yet the Victor stands, the most dark of metals. Nero Metal, enjoy 2016 as much as you can enjoy both hellfire and the wrath of heaven against you, as there will be years no more for mankind to Count, trust not my Words, but the visions in Your head, and if you doubt Your sanity, know that by september the 13th, you will not be the only one. The end of the children of God is upon you, as you took his, he shall take Yours, eye for an eye, tooth for a tooth... Rest well... ...While you still can`t

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What did the black man get for christmas? A present.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia! Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia! Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia! Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia......

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LPFTeHEsAS4 You will not be disappointed.

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What's brown and sticky? A black man covered in syrup.

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Yo momma, she so fat, she needs to buy extra-large clothes.

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So there was this kid who was sitting on a stool, and the stool started moving. He then realized that stools do not move, so he got up and ran away as quickly as he could.

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Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of it's legs.

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A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The rabbi survives.

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How do you make your mom mad? Burn down the house and eat the dog.

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What do you call a Black White supremisist? Well you see the Black man was blind and thought he was a racists redneck. He then contracted cancer.

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What do you call a girl with one leg? Eileen

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Q: What did one muffin say to another? A: Nothing. Muffins don't talk, you idiot.

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How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

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Q. What's the difference between a clock and an elephant? A. A clock doesn't have limbs, muscles or a respiratory system.

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Do you know what the worst part about inbreeding is? - It's runs in the family!

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What did the mom tell her son who she caught masticating loudly? "Do it with your mouth closed!"

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A: Knock Knock B: Who's There? Person B came down with a serious case of amnesia that day and can't remember who anyone is.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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