Q: Knock knock Q: Who's there? A: Not Suzie

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? dead parents.

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

In Soviet Russia, you drive the car, fill it up with gas, and park it. Just like in America.

An African-American is working on math problems and notices an Asian man walking by. The African American asked,"Could you help me out on these math problems?" The Asian man replied, " I have never been good at math."

What was the last thing that went into the head of the space pilot of the Challenger shuttle right before it crashed? He was probably thinking about his wife and family...

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know ask a second grader.

what did the woman say when the guy told her he liked her christmas tree? thank you.

What's the difference between jumping off of a 2 story building and a 20 story building? You're more likely to die from the latter.

Just want to know where I will be dipping my... MANFLESH!

What's the difference between a ferrari and a penis? I don't have a stash of ferraris in my garage.

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

Sam murray got home after school one day, he siad hello to his father and possibly played some Avatar on the D.S

What do you call a Jewish dinosaur? Fossil Fuel

Q: Knock - Knock A: NO SOLICITORS!

A duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender "Put it on my bill."

Q. I look in a mirror. What do I see? A.My reflection

Ross.

curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

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That awkward moment when a loved one dies.

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

How do you keep an idiot in suspense?

Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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