- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? when people don't understand the concept of anti-jokes and post real jokes

* anti-punchline

Why didn't Cheryl's mother recognize her when she was wearing a blue shirt and jeans? Because Cheryl's mother has Alzheimer's.

Q: Whats white and fluffy? A: White fluff

How do you save stop your soulmate from dying of cancer? Shoot them on the head.

Why didn't the man get into Harvard? Because he had bad grades

why is the spine-tailed swift the fastest bird? because its faster than the second fastest bird.

what did the apple say to the orange, nothing fruits can't talk

How do you keep a dummy in suspense for 24 hours? Tell him his wife suffered from a severe concussion and that he'll have to wait until morning to see if she's okay

A man dies from a cat attack. he goes up to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter asks him, " how did you die sir?" The man doesn't reply so Peter says, "cat got your tongue?" "No," he says, "cat got my throat!"

what kind of mexicans are NOT in the U.S. -legal

What did the man do when he crossed the road? Nothing he got hit by a car

What is the least funny thing in the world? This joke.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple, finding two worms in your apple. Whats worse than finding two worms in your apple, the Holocaust. Whats worse than the Holocaust, finding three worms in your apple.

What do you call an animal killed on the side of the road? A false accusation towards an inanimate object that has no other purpose then providing a safe and smooth ride for drives all around the world.

Why was the man sad He wasnt i lied

I got stopped for speeding the other day. The policeman said I had to pay a £50 fine. I was gutted. However, later that night I had amazing sex with my wife, which helped me to take my mind off things a bit.

Why was Jimmy upset? He wasn't.

why is the black guy cross the rode. he did not' he got in a truck. i know it does not make s...

What do Lincoln, JFK, and Barack Obama all have in common? They were all president of the United States of America and are relatively good people.

What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to why did the bubble gum cross the road? it was on the chickens foot

* Are you deaf? * Yes, as I love paradoxes.

Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars? No, we can't.

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