- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Scenario - Two astronauts are kayaking down the Sahara dessert. Question - How many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse? Answer - Purple, because ice cream has no bones.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, Oh wait... I'm blind.

Why didnt the boy finish the race? Becuase he stepped on a land mine.

what is a mix of a bull dog and a shih tzu. a bread of dog that has a shaggy face and long hair

Roses are red Violets are blue Horses that lose Are made into glue

Wanna hear a joke? Women's Basketball

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

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Why did it take a long time to read the anti-joke? Because of the great amount of space between the question and the answer.

How did the little boy die? A speeding moving truck took a sharp turn, the locks on the doors broke open and a huge office desk flew out and crushed the boy.

What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? One is a bottom-feeding scum sucker, and the other is an advisor who assists people by representing them on legal matters.

Why do seagulls live by the sea? Because they wouldn't be able to live anywhere else.

Q: Why is Little Johnny in the hospital with a bullet wound and a broken arm? A: I shot him of his bike.

What did the librarian say to the rude man who was talking very loudly? The librarian said "shhh keep it down."

When Chuck Norris plays Modern Warfare 2, he gets more care packages than Haiti did.

What's the difference between a goat and a cherry? You can't put a goat on top of your ice cream.

What is green, walks on four legs, and is capable of the strongest bite in the world? An alligator.

Whats black and hangs from trees? To get to the other side.

Why did the chick cross the road? Because she's a gold digger homie, dat chick is greedy like a mofo. She be all up in your grill and sheit tryin' getchu to spend your money lik dat homie ditch dat hoe, she aint even worth it brotha.

I painted my dog to look like pizza. Someone ate him. It was my mom.

What was sandusky's role at penn state turned tight ends into wide receivers

Why didn't the boy go to the bathroom? His mother was taking a well deserved bath.

what`s green and flys a plain i was kidding about the green

What did the douche bag get for Christmas?

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