I still remember the last thing my grandfather said before he kicked the bucket. He said: "Hey, I wonder how far I can kick this bucket."

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Person 1: Why can't a T-Rex clap? Person 2: BECAUSE THEIR ARMS ARE TOO SMALL! Person 1: No, because they are extinct dumbass

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad at making jokes And your a jew

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Whats black and blue and red all over? A housewife that was recently abused by her alcoholic wife. (from will c. and jack f.)

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what happens when a retard hits an iceberg with a gigantic boat? 1517 people die.

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What's the one thing America's got but the UK hasn't... School shootings

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Yo mama so short she often has to ask you to retrieve items from the top shelf of her cabinet.

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Q. What do you get when you cross a bird with a human? A. Arrested.

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How do I become successful like you dad? Just do good.

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Why are there only 50 states in the U.S.A The US gives territories a chance to vote if they want to be states in the US.

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Bob: Do you know the difference between beer and women? John: No Bob: Oh

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Roses are red, and many other colors too.

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Why was the orphan's christmas sad? He got a violent chest infection and died.

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are you MC Donald's because I'm lovin' it!

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A blind man walks into a library.

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A man was wacking it and then his internet went down he then cut off his own balls then his internet came back

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What do you call a guy with a puppy, candy, and a windowless white van? You're next baby sitter.

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How do you get a black person out of a tree? Tell them to come down

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Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

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2 bald men are standing on an oval, one turns to the other and says "leukemia."

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Why did you mom shop at Wal-Mart? She had a coupon

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Just got back from the corner store. Bought 3 corners.

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What does an orange and a lemon have in common? They are both orange, exept lemon

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Across the street was a strip mall containing a dry cleaners where he had to pick up his suit for his cousins wedding. The wedding caused controversy in the family considering she was jewish. He had a lot to drink and took a cab home, knowing the dangers of drunk driving in todays society. He had a great time.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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