Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

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What are the first three words in a Mexican Cook Book? Steal a chicken.

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why couldnt the little boy watch two and a half men? because charlie sheen left and the other guy had surgeery and now has 2 penises

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Hey, you why you say poo poo nae nae watch me whip, and do the dougie, and then happy halloween? Potato Salad

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What do you call a person without any arm no legs and a eye patch? names

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest has his papers but the rabbi is sent to a concentration camp.

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The people who posted those extremely long "jokes" down there have no life.

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Did you see Stevie wonders house? Neither did he.

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How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Suck its dick.

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OMG my mom just let me go to a concert in feb 31,2012 wohoo! LOL

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Every time I walk across the street I do the Hitler march and raise my arm straight out to salute him, if I feel like holding up traffic, I take smaller steps

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally raped and murdered 8,9,10, and 11 along with their families.

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You trying to be funny kid? This is a matter of security to the national degree, point zero has been compromised, unless you bring out one of these soon, I am myself going to drag your ass into prison.

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why didn't the baby cry once it came out of the womb? because it was a stillborn.

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Why did the mexican cross the street? Because the next lawn to mow was in a different neighborhood

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Why did the potato cross the road? It didn't. A potato is a vegetable. It cannot walk, think or speak.

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What's worse than discovering a hornet's nest next to your house? Being raped.

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Hey you must be a parking ticket, because your yellow.

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Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

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What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

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A mexican fast food worker accidentally drops a cheeseburger on the ground. Realizing the floor is most likely unsanitary, he throws it out and gets the customer a new one.

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If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

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Your mom is so fat that her every day life if a struggle and she has to get gastric bypass surgery or else she is going to die

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Anti Joke

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