- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you confuse a blonde? tap her on both shoulders

What do you calla baby nailed to a wall? Art.

All the other kids with the pumped up kicks died in a school shooting.

People really hate it when sentenses don't end the way elephants wear hats

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a bmw? I don't have a bmw in my garage.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

Why did the mailman die? Because everybody dies.

A Black Child just received his ivy-league diploma and hugged his dad.

What did the little boy say to Micheal Jackson? Shouldn't you be dead?

Why did the hamster cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

What do you call a woman with two black eyes? Irish sunglasses

A Jew and a German meet by chance in a bar. They exchange pleasantries and order drinks. At the end of the evening they leave, having made a friend.

A black man, Jew and a Mexican go camping. A bear wanders into their campsite, but upon seeing them runs away because it's afraid of humans.

My grandma's star sign was cancer, and it was really ironic how she died, actually... She was attacked by a giant crab.

A priest and a small child enter a bar. The bartender takes his son back from the priest, paying him $30 for his exemplary babysitting services.

whats black and white and covered in blood Michael Jackson being stabbed

What headphones does the farmer use? He is going through a financial struggle at the moment and cannot afford such a luxury.

How can you know your roommate is gay? His dick has the taste of shit

what happened to the chicken who crossed the road he didn't realize that the light was green

what do you call the quadriplegic man who went water skiing? Skip

What did Queen Victoria say when she saw a zombie? "Quick everybody, run, that is a zombie."

What do you give a black man for his Christmas? A gift that you feel would suit his personality so that he may draw enjoyment from said gift.

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