- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What's worse than being in the Holocaust? Dying in the Holocaust.

How do you get a drugged man, a giant sombrero, and a guitar into a Chuck-E-Cheese? You take multiple trips.

What do you call a black man eating dessert? A man of African ancestry enjoying a sweet treat.

why did the girl have pink hair? because she died it purple, but it didn't work.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

How many blondes does it take to change a diaper? About a thousand

Windows are likes prostitutes. You can have two in the front and two in the back!

When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

A man walks into a bar, and promptly leaves because he left his kid in the car.

if john has 400 cookies and eats 300 what does he have left? diabetes

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's dog? Neither has anyone else, because it ran away yesterday, and was most likely hit by a car.

Why did grandma drop the dish? She had a heart attack and died, falling to the ground and thus bringing the plate with her to the floor.

An englishman, a german and a ginger are in a band. they play some creative music that some people may find enjoyable to listen to and would like to purchase a track.

A: Knock Knock B: The door is open please come in.

What did Steven Hawking get for christmas? A bike.

Did u think that last joke was funny? Well this one isnt

What do you call a middle ages man driving a van filled with children? Coach.

Have you seen the flock of birds? probably not because they hit a window and all died at impact.

Knock knock. Who's there? the police.

What happens when a unicorn gets her period? You know it's a girl.

How do u get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor

What's the same about a duck-billed platypus and a duck? They both have a duck bill on their face... Duh!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was Tuesday!

How do you put elephant in refrigerator? Open the door, and put the elephant in

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??