how many licks does it take to get to the center of lollipop? unknown.

What do Kobe Bryant and a toaster have in common? They both rape white women. Except for the toaster.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the lesbian's house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

how do you confuse a blonde do nothing

You're rowing a canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a dog house? None because icecream doesn't have bones.

What do you do if a goose comes flying towards you? Duck.

Roses are blue Violets are red It's fascinating what genetic engineering can do

a man was beating his wife his wife asks him to stop he says no and continues beating her

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He got hit in the head with a brick.

Q: Why did the child fall? A: Because I shot him in the leg.

What did god say to Jesus. "Dude, she's not a virgin"

What do a chicken and a grape have in comon? - They're both purple, except for the chicken.

What happened after Will Ferrell took a dump? He wiped his ass and flushed.

Two guys fight over a girl. The girl gets up from under them.

What time is it? If I hadn't poked your eyes out, you might know.

Q. What do birds and a mouse have in common... A. Nothing there two different species

Why did the McCann's parent's leave the window's and doors open? Because Portugal is a very hot climate, And they expected the place they were staying to be safe as lot's of tourist's stay there throughout the year.

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a bag of dead babies? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

Why was the emo kid sad? Because he gets raped by his dad every night

what does pedobear get for christmas ? nothing he's the one giving love to all kids .

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Because he felt crummy.

Why was the black guy sitting in the back of the bus? Because there were no more seats available in the front.

Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

what did the penguin say to the other penguin after they rolled down a hill, and fell into a pile of leaves then proceeded to go swimming, play basketball, go swimming again and then play ping pong and pool? nothing. penguins cant talk

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