What is the biggest lie in the world? I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

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How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

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Two trees sit in a dark forest. Between them is a small hare. The wind blows hard and rustles the trees. The hare then looks up, and then forward. He hops away.

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A red-head, a brunette and a blond are trapped on an island 10km from civilization. The red-head swims 1.5km's, but is to tired, so she swims back to the island. The brunette swims 3km's, but is too tired, so she swims back to the island. After watching the first two fail, the blond evaluates the situation and decides that she does not possess the swimming ability required to reach the 5km point (At which swimming back to the island becomes equally as far as swimming to civilization), and instead stays on the island and creates a signal fire out of bits of debris scattered on the island, getting rescued within hours.

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What is the best part about being a rapist? The orgasms.

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If you have 5 bucks and Chuck Norris has 5 buck you both have 5 bucks

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What's the hardest part about blending a baby? My D**K

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Why'd Sally fall of the swing? Sally's a fish.

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Why was the new born on the orphanage's doorstep? He was an accident.

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How did Jimmy lose seven pounds? I killed him.

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Why did the man die? He helped others before placing his own oxygen mask on?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

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I'll take a Reuben, light sauce, and could you do Provolone instead of Swiss?

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What's worse than losing your job? Getting repeatedly hit in the face with a brick after getting fired from your job.

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haha women's rights.....what a joke.

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Q:What happens when a bug walks into a bar A:It gets stepped on

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Knock knock. Who's there? Ryan. Ryan who? Ryan Seacrest.

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Why did the boy get hit by a bus? Because he was standing in front of the bus.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? -250.

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Someone offers your friend one of two things he say's "choose witch one you want" your friends asks you and you say "if i were you, i'd be ugly"

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What do you call a black man on a bicycle? A cyclist.

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Two men walked into a bar. Only one came out. What happened? One Passed out.

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What did they do with the drunken sailor? Gave him the sack, which meant he could no longer provide for his family.

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want to get screwed for four years? VOTE REFUGLYCAN!

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