Knock Knock Who's there? Your best friend, and I'll always be there for you.

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Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

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What do you get when you cross a gay eskimo and a black man? Nothing, as two male humans cannot reproduce.

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What do lazy asses get for Christmas? Fat

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Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

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a guy walks into a bar.. ouch

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How do you put 100 kids on a girls face ? skeet

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Why is Short Circuit the best movie ever made? Because it tastes like lemons

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Why is the interesting goat so talented at chess? He's Bobby Fischer's dad.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered SIX offender

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what do you call cheese thats not yours? A: stolen cheese.

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How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

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why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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whats long, hairy, and has one eye? my cat fluffy, he has cancer.

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Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get shrgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

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how do you know when you've had too much to drink? . . . when you're dead.

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David Cameron

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Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

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why did the black man fall down the stairs? he was blind, do to loss of vision from cancer

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Whats really ugly and horny Jake's mom

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Doctor, Doctor. I think I've broke my arm! I'm going to refer you to the fracture clinic.

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roses are blue violets are blue everything is blue I'm sad now

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Whats the biggest party fowl? Murder

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Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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