Little Birdy: Are you my mother? Man: No, I'm a murderer. Get in the truck.

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? You provide him with a ladder of varying length depending on his height in the tree and hold the ladder to ensure that it is stable and safe while he is climbing down. If he his very high in the tree then it may be helpful to call the fire department for assistance in getting him down.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jim Come on in!

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An Anthony eats a juicy pickle.

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Why was i sad when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

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Roses are red Violets are blue Hop in the van or I will rape you

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What did one bunny rabbit say to the other bunny rabbit? I'm a bunny rabbit!

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Little Johnny walked into class one day. The teacher announced their would be a pop-quiz on the declaration of independence. Johnny passed. (ic3)

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A blind man who spoke English and a deaf man who used sign language went to a bar together. Although they didn't communicate they had a wonderful time.

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What is 1 + 1 equal to? 2, because if you have one orange and if you add another orange, you will have 2 oranges, therefore 1 plus 1 is 2.

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MR MCANN WHAT COLOUR IS YOUR PUBES ?

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how man

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There once was a man from Nantucket, He sailed a boat.

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How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

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So, a Bobcat walks into a bar. A few moments later, the bar was empty, save a bobcat and two critically wounded men.

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why did the girl have pink hair? because she died it purple, but it didn't work.

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How many blondes does it take to change a diaper? About a thousand

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

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What do you call a black man eating dessert? A man of African ancestry enjoying a sweet treat.

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Windows are likes prostitutes. You can have two in the front and two in the back!

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When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

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A man walks into a bar, and promptly leaves because he left his kid in the car.

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How do you get a drugged man, a giant sombrero, and a guitar into a Chuck-E-Cheese? You take multiple trips.

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What did the man say to the cat? Nothing it had his tongue

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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