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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many black people does it take to for there to be a murder? None. A murder is a group of crows,not black people.

What is worse than the holocaust paying taxes

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

Ok so im on antijoke.com and they tell me i can write my own joke... so i did.

Chuck Norris never shows emotion!!!... because he is a pragmatic person and thinks in a more logical manner.

what is black and green and rainy all over? the democratic republic of congo

Nock Nock Whose there? Your mom. Stop locking your door.

What's the difference between deer nuts and beer nuts? Beer nuts are $1.50 and deer nuts are under a buck.

How does a black guy in debt make money fast at the bank? He applies for a loan and conscientiously works hard to pay off the loan in turn, which he was lucky enough to get at a low interest rate.

Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

Why did Little Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

A woman asked me today if I'd ever tried crazy golf. I hadn't actually ever tried it.... So I replied "no".

Once there was this duck. he was the best dentist in the world...

knock knock whos there? ughh omg youre dying what yeah dear god ok ill call 911 no im fine its just a seizure ok get well soon

2 doctors are talking to each other: -Dead? -Dead.

Robin, get in the Batmobile.

Why was the blind man bored? - He was in a coma

Why cant stevie wonder read? Because he is blind

Q: What did the doctor say to his wife? A: Penis.

Joseph Coney could die... or worse... he could do anything but that....

What colour is a black man in a freezer black

Why wasn't the black man served at the bar? Because they didn't serve his kind there... Did I say black guy? I meant to say a horse, wait, did I say bar? I meant the barn, yes, a horse walks into a barn but they couldn't serve him because he wasn't tamed

knock knock... who's there... i dont know i aint got a house

An Irishman walks into a club. "Ow, that was almost as painful as that time I walked into a bar."

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