- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

How do you make a mime make noise? Throw a brick at his face

Q: what's worse than getting the flu? A: getting cancer

Death by kayak

How do you tickle a tree? you dont you are a schizo stop kicking leaves

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was booted into the air by a screaming Russian osselot.

What's wet and pink? Bubblegum!

Jon walked into a bar. Ouch.

a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

how do you make a baby cry? put a nail through its foot

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was simply wandering around and happened to walk from one side of the road to the other.

What do Australians and New Zealanders have against pods anyway?

Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

What's the difference between a bowling ball and guacamole? The guacamole is delicious with chips, and the bowling ball is just a bowling ball.

Roses are red Violets are blue Last but not least, Bananas are yellow.

Why do Jews fast for Yom Kippur? It's part of their tradition.

What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs. Why did noone help her up? She was fat.

why did the chicken cross the road because on the other side his wife that he had loved for years was being tortured and he was trying to save her life.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Names.

i asked my friend about the holocaust... umm it turns out hes a jew yaaa sorry then i screamed califona fire asin tits then ran

Whats funnier than a guy in a wheelchair? A guy on the floor squirming to get back in his wheelchair.

Why did Steve Jobs die? Because he had cancer

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