- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between the WNBA and the NBA? The WNBA features female athletes, as oppose to the males of the NBA.

What did the Firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire.... - Let's go home.

what's black and hangs from a tree in my garden? a blackberry

What do you call a penguin sliding down a hill how should i know.

I have a friend named Dave, he lost his ID and now we call mim Dav

Why did the chicken cross the dairy farm? Sex.

John's life hasn't been the same since committing suicide 13 years ago.

Your mother is so obese that she has over the recommended daily calorie intake on a regular basis.

Why did the mailman die? Because everybody dies.

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

Why was timmy live on the streets? His parents didnt have the money to abort him!! HaHa

Knock knock I need to either stop masturbating or answer the door He's probably masturbating. Who's there? The other guy left. The end.

What's worse than tripping over your shoelace? Watching your mother get her tits cut off with a chainsaw then getting ripped apart and eaten alive by cannibals

a white man, an asian man, and a mexican man are on a plane and they realize how inefficient the airline was in filling the flight, seeing as there were only three men on board.

Why didn't the dog come to his master when it was called? It didn't have any legs.

How do you knock up a Catholic girl? Put your penis into her vagina without wearing a condom.

What's the difference between tiger woods and Santa clause? Tiger woods is a thug

What do you get when you reverse Zelda's Lullaby ? Skyward Sword's theme.

hey jimmy! hey bob -.- jimmy, pls pls explain how to do this.. ): see your mom? yea... do it like we did her (OOOHHHH!)

whats the difference between a black man and a cat? you dont run from a cat

Who cut the cheese? It's sliced so evenly.

Why was Michael Jackson so bad at dancing? Because he had a broken leg.

There was once a man who lived in a box.

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