Im about to rewrite History....... History

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How does a black man get to his parent's house on Christmas? He drives

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Your big dick.

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

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What did the man think as the foul baseball flew rapidly toward his face? Oh man, I thought my tickets were to an NBA game.

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Q Why did the chicken cross the road A Nobody knows why because nobody is psych

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Why aren't fish good at telling jokes? Their neural structure isn't capable of processing languages or creating a method of communicating with humans, thus they both do not know any jokes since they are incapable of understanding the concept of humour.

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Two chavs jump off a cliff, who wins? Neither. Leaving aside the fact that two people would jump off a cliff in any kind of competitive context is highly improbable, due to the laws of physics objects fall at the same speed and therefore both people would hit the ground at the same time, meaning that, unless either of them deployed a parachute mid way through, they would, in fact, be in a dead heat.

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Whats red and hurts your teeth? A brick

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What did the dinosaur say to the caveman? Nothing. Dinosaurs were wiped off the earth due to a tragic, world wide extinction about 65 million years ago while small mammals which would eventually evolve into humans survived.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Everything is Red, Retinal Hemorrhage.

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hmm, thinking, thinking, SNAPPLE!

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Why does everybody hates Justin Bieber? Just leave that girl alone!

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Q: What does Jerry Sandusky and bills have in common? A: They both come in the mail

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What happened to the pleasure robot he pleasured someone in the pussy

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to!

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i just cant stand up to cripple jokes

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Whats the difference between a Jew and a Pig? One makes bacon when smoked.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue. Vodka is cheaper than dinner for two.

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Hey look i just made a jo... shit.

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whats long hard and full of seamen? a submarine.

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What is white and flys at you from a tree? A refridgarator. I lied about the flying part.

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Why did the black guy get a boner? The nitric oxide levels in his trabecular arteries and smooth muscle of his penis rose, causing his arteries to dilate and therefore enlarging his penis.

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Question: What is worse then a worm in your apple? Answer: A number of different things I would imagine...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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