- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Black man sweeping the floor? A janitor.

Did you see Helen Keller at the movie theater? I didn't either, she's dead.

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a girl? Consensual sexual intercourse between two young adults.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? Two in the front, three in the back, and 278 in the ash tray/\.

an irishman an american and a jihadist get a plane were did they go right through my house

A man walks into a bar at 4:00 PM NO it was actually 4:01 because my clock is messed up and My dad likes cheese plus pie

How do you make a clown happy then sad? You give him pot then shoot him in the foot

Roses are red, violets are blue, my name is cartman, kyle you're a jew

Finn: Jake, why can your body do all of those magical things? Jake: What do you mean? Finn: Oh never mind. And they both proceeded to enjoy a delicious breakfast.

A kid who lost parents is called an orphan and a wife who lost her husband is called a widow. What do you call parents who lost their child? Free on the Weekends.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Your one and only! Step away from the door, Francheska. You're violating the restraining order.

How many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. It really isn't that hard.

Why did the elderly lady cross the road? Because an atomic bomb was exploding behind her

A man walks in to a bar and everyone screamed running out the door.

What Would George Washington say if he were alive to day. why are all the slaves free?

Read This line it the tune of "If your happy and you know it" If you're reading this, Do your homework. Sincerely, Your Teacher

Allmighty Genie vs Common douche Genie: I the allmighty Genie am at your command, I can grant you any three WISHES Common douche: Okay! I want to sit on my own lap Genie: Uh...Well...You uh sure you want that? I Uh... Wait a moment please... Wimp wins Genieous victory.

What did Helen Keller say to the little boy with cancer? Hudd Wahher shelper, ghh o.

What happens if you drop an yellow shirt into the Red Sea? It gets wet.

what happened to the man who got hit by a truck driven by Obama? he died.

Why wouldn't Julius Caesar like olives on his pizza? Because he's dead.

Yo mama so old, she must take arthritus medicine to keep out of extreme pain.

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