2 men walk into a bar, the 3rd man ducks and ask them if they're ok

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Evil Witch: Hey Snow White, want an apple. Snow White: No thank you, I just ate, I'm good. Evil Witch: But its good! Snow White: No thanks, I'm good! Evil Witch: Ill put caramel on it!! Snow White: NO THANKS! Evil Witch: FINE!! The Evil Witch then pulled out an AK - 47 and violently murdered Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.

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Knock, knock! Who's there? No one. No one actually knocked on your door because this is just a joke.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead, ok!

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how to you mess with helen keller? Re-arrange her furniture

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How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

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What's worst than being stung by a bee? being stung by two bees. what's worst than that? The Holocaust. What's worst than that? being stung by three bees.

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what's body surfing? sounds dumb.

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Two drunk drivers got in a car crash They both died

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Jack and Jill went up the hill. But it was winter and they froze to death

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A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

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Person 1: I need an adult.... Person 2: I am an adult. Person 1: I need another adult... Person 2: My friend's an adult too. Person 1: I need a third adult Person 2: GOD UR NEEDY!

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Yo mama is so fat that her doctor advised her to get some exercise or risk developing a heart condition!

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What did Bob say at Fred's house? "I know where Fred lives."

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What does mickee say to other animals. Mouse

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What do you call a black person who puts out fires? a firefighter

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what do you call something that dosint exist? nothing.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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What do you get if Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus have a baby? The apocalypse

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Your Mom is so fat.... When she's goes to McDonald's and orders 3 Big Macs the people standing in line behind her all look at her with disgust and a tinge of pity.

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There were three men walking across the road and it started to rain

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why did victor have a tube on his neck he was helping james with security

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One day, Jimmy didn't wake up.

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there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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