- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A jew walks into a bar. The bartender says we dont sell juice here. The jew promptly leaves, offended.

What did the boy say after smoking weed for the first time? -"I don't really feel anything" and his friends explained that is sometimes the case for a first time smoker.

An Englishman, an American and a Frenchman are standing on the side of a cliff. The Englishman jumps off the cliff. The American also jumps off the cliff. He is followed by the Frenchman. Suicide and depression are major problems in today's world regardless of nationality.

Why didn't Joey play with the other kids on the playground? Answer: He was dead

How do you make an egg laugh? That is an irrational question eggs are inanimate object and are unable to laugh

One day a black man went and bought a car with his own hard-earned money.

Your mamas so old. When she farted dust came out.

What is a hammer? It's not a screwdriver

How many moose does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, it is biologically and theoretically impossible for a moose to climb a ladder and screw in a light bulb.

Why did the pelican cross the road? The man did not reply because his mother recently died in a car accident while crossing the road. She also loved pelicans.

What is the first letter of the alphabet? A. a B. 7 C. Mustard gas D. Because a penguin has 2 legs

why cant black people swim? I dont know but they killed my family

Why did the computer explode into a million peices? It was thrown off the Empire State building.

How do you kill a deer? You don't, you just let it be because that's what a decent human being would do.

Angus is so Scottish he wears a kilt when it is socially appropriate.

roses are red violets are blue porn hub is down your mums facebook will do

Your mamma is so fat that she is undergoing strict diet and exercise in order to reduce the risk of premature death due to health complications.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

why did the baby stop crying his mother killed him with an axe

A blonde, a Jew, and a black man all went to the store. They each bought their groceries and went home to enjoy the rest of their day with their families.

Why did the pumpkin when orange is not a letter in Spanish? Because moon shoes are der milf

why did the drug dealer die... because he got terminal cancer and died during the first 3 weeks

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A cat walks into a bar. He orders some beer. The bartender asks, why the sad face. The cat replies, "I got laid off"

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