Why can't Helen Keller drive a train? Because she's blind.

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What's worse than getting no up-votes on an anti-joke? Getting down votes

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A man walked into a bar. He was treated at the local hospital with a minor contusion.

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How do you wake up lady gaga Set her alarm clock to an appropriate time

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Whats funny? Your face.

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It was a chilly saturday afternoon coles's brother asked cole to baby sit cole said yes and when his brother left cole proceeded to give it to his niece in the ass. Little did cole know he said his little niece on fire that was the end of his little nieces life.

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What did the cookie ask the glass of milk? Will you wash me down

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What did the poor family eat for thanksgiving? Food

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Why was the little boy late to school Cause he walked on a landmine

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Why did the man eat his cellphone? Because he has a serious mental disability, and did not know that it was not a normal thing to do, and for anybody to laugh at him for doing something like this is just a sick person.

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I used to get on Facebook, then someone asked me to save a child in Africa by liking a picture of Jesus or ignore it and go to hell

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Why was the little boy crying? He had a frog stapled to his forehead. Why did the little boy have a frog stapled to his forehead? Because Johnny just can't drive. Why can't Johnny drive? He has no arms and legs. Why does Johnny have no arms and legs? Cause Johnny is a potato! Why did Timmy drop his ice cream? Because he got ran over by a bus. But who was driving the bus? Johnny the potato!

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Why do women wear perfume and makeup? They smell bad and they're ugly.

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What's funnier than 3 midgets in a treehouse? A talented comedian.

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Mum did you make my milkshake? No, I didn't son, but your father did. Fther's dead. I know.

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Does Fall come before winter? There is no defiant answer due to the fact that all seasons are in a cycle and our race has no answer to which season happened first on Earth.

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Suck my bigvagina you faggetass bitchybuns

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Why is my son so unhappy? Because I beat his mother violently in front of him

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This person shaved their head to gain attention. A klansman.

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What has four legs and is always ready to travel? Siamese twin fugitives.

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CAN YOU FIND YOUR D I C K YET BOMBER

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How do you perform CPR on a black person. OK, first come down. I wish I could ask why you turned to Anit Jokes.com to ask this question, but this is serious. First, check for any air blockages using two fingers, then...

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Yo mama so fat! She should be concerned because diabetes is a serious problem that can lead to a heart attack. Also STOP EATING MCDONALDS.

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