Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had bullied 6 and his old pal 21 back in his younger days.

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woman's rights

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What do you call a black guy doing community service? Someone who wanted to give back. Stop being racist.

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Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse then two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Three bee stings.

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What's grammatically incorrect about this sentence? Nothing. I lied.

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Who looks like Bill Cosby, Smells like Bill Cosby, But isn't Bill Cosby? An imposter who should be sent to jail.

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Why were our jokes deleted? Because it's anti-joke.

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Q Why did the chicken cross the road? A Because it couldn't fly

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Dont joke about the holocaust. My grandfather died there, he fell off the guard tower.

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"I'm terrible at writing jokes." -80% of the people on here.

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Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was struck by lightning and died.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a car.

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Q: What do you call a colour blind person that smells like green paint? A: A painter

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What's the difference between an elephant & a toaster? ....you can't tell the difference between an elephant & a toaster??

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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Your mother is so retarded. How retarded is she? Very retarded.

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Why do white people not eat crackers? Cause it's cannabalism.

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The man who invented the teleprompter has died at the age of 91. When President Obama heard the news, he was speechless.

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When making an Anti-Joke, you click the button that says: 'I have read and agree to the terms of service' What are you called? A Liar.

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Why did the old man lose his cane? He didnt. He had alzheimers

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Chuck Norris was so famous we was casted for the show Walker, Texas Ranger

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PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN cil you have such a dirty mind

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My Penis is so big. How big is it? If you lay my penis down beside another similarly lengthy object, approximately 10" long, it would most likely surpass the length of the object you chose to measure it to.

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Why did the chicken cross the road?? So he could tell me to tell this joke to everybody and therefore prevent the universe from exploding

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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