- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An irishman walks into a bar and drinks 6 pints of guiness. He then drives himself home and savagely beats his wife and children.

Four blondes began their road trip from NYC to Europe and promptly drowned.

Q: What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? A: A genetic aberration that is an insult to both God and man.

Why did the ANTI-JOKE book cry? -It wasn't funny

Knock knock Who's there? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

Why did the asain fail his tests? They weren't math tests...

How did Bella fly? Very badly.

I have a very serious problem with my narcolepsy. I occasionalolahdf;honainbirgnipqgierngiaqbhgpqruiph

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from ebola

Why wasn't the elephant allowed to the pajama party? Because he didnt have any pajamas.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs. Why did noone help her up? She was fat.

What did the big Chimney say to the little Chimney? Nothing they are chimneys ....

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger....... unless it is a nonkiller disease that makes you extremely weak :D

Sometimes while i am play my music loudly in my apartment my neighbor knocks on the wall He is slowly losing his grip on reality and believes the wall is a door

Why did the chicken cross the road I don't know

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Are you mentally handicapped? Bananas are fruit.

Whats worse them finding a worm in your apple??? finding out your adopted

Why did Lucy fall off the swing set? Because she died. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Lucy.

Lollies are sweet warheads are sour, open your legs and feel my power

What' worse than random Holocaust jokes? The Holocaust

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, you've already taken her police statement and she doesn't want to discuss the incidentit anymore until her lawyer arrives.

Q. What do you call a small hen that can't lay eggs properly? A. A small hen that can't lay eggs properly.

How can you help Sally who is casually gets beaten by her farther every day? Just give £3 a month to the NSPCC

Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

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