- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross a lion and a tiger? A Ligor.

Yo mamma so fat she has to have anti biotics to keep her alive

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally murdered 6's entire family.

I was there when Lebron James hit a home run to win the Super Bowl.

What's the difference between a bowling ball and guacamole? The guacamole is delicious with chips, and the bowling ball is just a bowling ball.

Why was the dog barking? Because I lit him on fire.

Why did Steve Jobs die? Because he had cancer

What did Jamaal say when he was in Walmart? I'm Jamaal and I'm in Walmart.

Q: Why did princess Diana crops the road? A: Because she wasn't wearing a seatbelt

what has two legs, and is red? half a cat.

A black man walked out a window of a 20 story building a detective arives at the scene it was night time and he said wheres the body.

How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

A guy punched himself. He then said ouch.

The boy said to the priest, may God be with you. The priest responded with, "And also IN you".

Why did the black man go to the store with a gun? He recently bought it a couple days before to go hunting, but it wasn't working correctly.

Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

Why was the Mexican sleeping? He wishes to decrease his risk of motor vehicle accidents.

What's better than rape? Consensual sex.

Little boy: Daddy, daddy, I know what i want for Christmas! Dad: Oh really? and whats that? Little boy: I want a bicycle! Dad: Why my son? You are already on a wheelchair...

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

knock knock? come in

Why do birds suddenly appear? Because they can fly

What's the difference between a pelican? 28, because elephants have 4 legs.

I am thinking of a number between 1 and 100 what is it There are many numbers between 1 and 100 so it is highly unlikely that I will guess the right number

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