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What do you call a Muslim flying an airplane? A pilot, what did you think it was? F**king Racist dumbass

Guess whats in my hand. Can you guess? A gun. Bam bam, you're dead. Haha

hey i just met you and this is crazy but here is my gun so get in the van

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally murdered 6's entire family.

What do Chinese kids have that African kids dont? Chinese citizenship and at least one Chinese parent.

How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

"HEY DUMB FU** THIS STUFF IS SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY!!!" SAID SIMON COWELL!!!

That's not mine! it's bigger and blacker! ...where have i heard this before?

What's big and white and wilbkill you if it falls from a tree? My dick.

Why did the director call cut? Because he was shot dead by Nazis.

How do you kill a blonde? Put a scratch n sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool

You grand mothers so old she going to die soon.

What song does the lady camel sing to seduce male camels - my humps my humps my humps my humps How did sergay the camel respond? -we dont know. He died a fatal death involving hippos in hula skirts, and flying guavas

Teacher: Why did you fail this test? Student: Because the hamster that gives energy to my brain just died.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? I hit her with a shovel.

What's fatter than your mum? Your mum's mum

Why do bats fly in circles? They're mentally retarded.

what do you call a cat that cant meow? Charlie Sheen.

Me: What's the difference between a zebra and a slice of cheese? You: I don't know Me: Me neither

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Do you know what the worst part about inbreeding is? - It's runs in the family!

What do you call a black priest? Holy shit.

Whats sad about 6 mexicans driving off a cliff in an escalade? An escalade sits 7 people.