- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a gay guy? kevin

Why do asians get good grades? Because they study very hard and want to achieve success so they can provide for their families.

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what did the apple say to the orange, nothing fruits can't talk

How many Haitians does it take to change a lightbulb? Typically one, unless the light bulb referenced is in an inconvenient location or is over-sized / industrial grade.

what is white on top and black on bottom Society What is black on top and white on bottom Rape

A preschool teacher told his class to draw a squirrel. One child proceeds to break into tears. The teacher says "what's wrong Johnny?" Johnny said "my whole family was slaughtered by a gang of squirrels!" this upset the teacher

nathan your cats dead now...well hopefully

There was a boy and..........his dad said to go to the store to get his daily thing.........he went to the store and bought it......he came home and said.....HERE ARE THE EGGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What do you get when you cross an ugly hobo and a diabetic? Don't talk about your mom like that.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What is big, round, hairy, black with a little bit of white and red stripes, large feet, small hands, squinty eyes and a purple beret? Nothing. How ridiculous.

Who's the slut of the alphabet? C.

Q) How many boring people does it take to screw in a light bulb? A) One

Why did the pregnant Mexican cross the border? Nobody knows. She was shot down on site.

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he was eaten alive!!!

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? You shouldn't call him anything. He needs help. -Tag

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and mentally retarded; you sexist fiend.

A baby is cold and won't drink it's milk It's dead

The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

God is real.

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers but at least i do not have Alzheimers

Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee gettiing bigger and bigger and bigger.." Then it hits me.

In Soviet Russia, there was a population of approx. 293,047,571 people. It was dissolved in 1991, it is now know as Russia or the Russian Federation.

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